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Trolling is not a Crime: Dade County Florida

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Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-09-28 14:01:36 UTC
So I was riding in a car with my known associates and we were off to buy some more groceries for our LAN party. Well I decided I was bored and decided to pick on the driver a bit.

"I hear they are making a live action remake of the Thundercats for Broadway."

The driver looked back at me; "Bullshit"

"No really, Kiefer Sutherland will be playing Lion-O"

The driver again looked back at me and declared "Bullshit"

My fellow rider joined in on the conspiracy, stating "Yeah I read about that, Kiefer only took the role as it awards a directing credit"

The driver looked back at us for the final time, "Bullshit"

Just then the car bounced and we were thrown about the cabin. And then the windshield exploded, our faithful driver had delivered us into the swampy shoulder, the windshield frame flexed and deformed causing the explosion.

A few hours later, uncomfortably silent hours later, we got a ride to the police station.

After telling the tale of 'Live Action Thundercats' the police investigator concluded the driver was exclusively at fault, because trolling is not a crime.

The death of the '87 Buick Regal was also the end of the LAN party, and perhaps a friendship.


Trolling is not a crime, but it is not victim-less.

Thank You Obama!
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-09-28 14:06:13 UTC
Before Doc Fury comes in and does his thing I just want to say that I want a Thundercats Broadway show.

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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#3 - 2013-09-28 14:10:45 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2013-09-28 14:12:03 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:


Just then the car bounced and we were thrown about the cabin.


A British adventure in Floriderp ? Americans would never say "thrown about the cabin". Ever.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-09-28 14:18:07 UTC
Rear seat belts are mandatory in the UK.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#6 - 2013-09-28 14:23:37 UTC
As a concerned citizen of the great county of Miami-Dade, Florida, I would like to address the factual failing of this post.

1) Most of the swamp-land in the county does not have road "shoulders."
2) The police in Miami-Dade would never have responded in "a few hours."
3) A Buick in Miami-Dade wouldn't have survived long anyway without being torn apart for spare parts.

2/10, poor tale, poor execution, failure to accurately state facts really brought this thing down.

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Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#7 - 2013-09-28 14:24:38 UTC
The crime here wasn't trolling. The crime here was yelling "bullshit" while driving.

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Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-09-28 14:37:32 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
As a concerned citizen of the great county of Miami-Dade, Florida, I would like to address the factual failing of this post.

1) Most of the swamp-land in the county does not have road "shoulders."
2) The police in Miami-Dade would never have responded in "a few hours."
3) A Buick in Miami-Dade wouldn't have survived long anyway without being torn apart for spare parts.

2/10, poor tale, poor execution, failure to accurately state facts really brought this thing down.


http://i.imgur.com/MPN22zp.jpg

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Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-09-28 14:43:22 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/MPN22zp.jpg


They call that The Deep Rough

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-09-28 15:05:24 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
As a concerned citizen of the great county of Miami-Dade, Florida, I would like to address the factual failing of this post.

1) Most of the swamp-land in the county does not have road "shoulders."
2) The police in Miami-Dade would never have responded in "a few hours."
3) A Buick in Miami-Dade wouldn't have survived long anyway without being torn apart for spare parts.

2/10, poor tale, poor execution, failure to accurately state facts really brought this thing down.


....plus my above posting about OP being actually a EuroPoast.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2013-09-28 15:06:55 UTC
This thread has been moved to Out of Pod Experience.
Also keep in mind trolling might not be a crime irl*), it IS against the rules on this forum.

*)Depending on the laws applicable where you live/reside.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#12 - 2013-09-28 15:07:15 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/MPN22zp.jpg



My God, that road itself actually qualifies as a shoulder.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#13 - 2013-09-28 15:26:17 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Skill Training Online wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/MPN22zp.jpg



My God, that road itself actually qualifies as a shoulder.
That's actually an accurate representation of many roads in Florida.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#14 - 2013-09-28 18:42:57 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/MPN22zp.jpg

Yeah...no...that right there is not shoulder. That right there is sawgrass and what I'm guessing is a portion of the backroads down by Hollywood.

And why the **** would you being going to publix down there? Go to the one down near dadeland. Or go to a Milams.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2013-09-28 19:31:57 UTC