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Kim Jong-Un, terminator
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1 - 2013-09-26 21:17:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Wow, Kim Jong-Un sure is creative when it comes to executions. Execution by mortar-- that's some style. Kim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad'
Some excerpts:
The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra [and Jong-Un's former girlfriend], was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

Hyon's band was responsible for a string of patriotic hits in North Korea, including "Footsteps of Soldiers," "I Love Pyongyang," "She is a Discharged Soldier" and "We are Troops of the Party." Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."

She was luckier than Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, who was executed with a mortar round in October 2012.

Kim Chol was reportedly executed for drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

On the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."
Mudkest
Contagious Goat Labs
#2 - 2013-09-26 22:09:07 UTC
makes you wonder who got executed during the nuclear "tests"
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#3 - 2013-09-26 22:16:26 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."



Taking a cue from "Ed Wood" which might be obscure, but was that song written about Sarah Jessica Parker ? Lol

Regardless, these 'disposals' could have been much easier to execute had they just used poison, meat cleavers, and garbage bags, and scattering the remains in various public trash receptacles.

Then Official Denials of Their Ever Having Existed would have taken care of the rest of it. Big smile

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#4 - 2013-09-26 22:34:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Nerath Naaris
Ah, that reminds me of the "death by industrial shredder (feet first, of course) with the tiny remains fed to the fish" by the evil iraqi regime.
Oh, wait, that was just propaganda and never really happened. Like all those weapons of mass destruction...

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#5 - 2013-09-26 23:41:37 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Wow, Kim Jong-Un sure is creative when it comes to executions. Execution by mortar-- that's some style. Kim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad'
Some excerpts:
The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra [and Jong-Un's former girlfriend], was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

Hyon's band was responsible for a string of patriotic hits in North Korea, including "Footsteps of Soldiers," "I Love Pyongyang," "She is a Discharged Soldier" and "We are Troops of the Party." Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."

She was luckier than Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, who was executed with a mortar round in October 2012.

Kim Chol was reportedly executed for drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death.

On the explicit orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."
I've commented on these elsewhere, before. I do believe that Jong-Un is attempting to become a Bond villain. And doing rather well at it.

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Alara IonStorm
#6 - 2013-09-27 03:31:45 UTC
Night of the long trumpets.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-09-27 03:45:53 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
I've commented on these elsewhere, before. I do believe that Jong-Un is attempting to become a Bond villain. And doing rather well at it.


Apparently he is a bond fan.

I have to wonder what Rodman thinks of this.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-09-27 04:06:36 UTC
Figured I'd post this here.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/26/world/asia/north-korea-bike-race/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#9 - 2013-09-27 04:07:09 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Graygor wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
I've commented on these elsewhere, before. I do believe that Jong-Un is attempting to become a Bond villain. And doing rather well at it.


Apparently he is a bond fan.

I have to wonder what Rodman thinks of this.

That enormous tattoo-removal laser might have other uses...

Graygor wrote:
Figured I'd post this here.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/26/world/asia/north-korea-bike-race/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

"You WILL wave to the silly western monkeys, or we will mortar your mother-in-law. No. Wait. We will NOT mortar your mother-in-law."

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-09-27 05:06:57 UTC
But but... mostly i like my mother in law.

This is something of a conundrum.

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