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DEVSWARM OP: CCP Should Give Goonswarm Trillions Of Isk Worth of Crap

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Zaxix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#61 - 2013-09-26 16:48:21 UTC
Whatever anyone may think of them, there's no denying that the Goons have helped to build this game into what it is today. Their organizational management skills are second to none, their content is geared for all regions and playstyles, and they are, without a doubt, the best foil/antagonist/enemy/nemesis to pit oneself against.

So, if phat lootz are being distributed to the playerbase, it's only fitting they should get a piece of the pie. Provided, of course, that they support my bid to get a Special Edition Black Frog Rhea (best stats from all 4 JFs, with black skin and red lights) for founding Black Frog.

Bokononist

 
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#62 - 2013-09-26 16:48:46 UTC
Aryth wrote:
Pyth2 wrote:
Perhaps while you're handing out free stuff to people you like you could hand us the keys to Jove space or something. We can put renters there.

Seriously CCP, it's cool, we never mind when you hand trillions of isk in advantage to a group in a cut throat pvp based game. Seems legit.


Seconding this. Primo rentals space given by CCP is hot. Lets do this.

Only place in the north we don't own, might as well just give it to us.
Dalziel Nardieu
Gentile Seal Clubbers
#63 - 2013-09-26 16:48:57 UTC
I fully support CCP giving goonies free stuff. If they did it for SOMER they should do it for Goonswarm.
i hatechosingnames
Insert Corporation Name Here
#64 - 2013-09-26 16:50:17 UTC
Dod Kalm wrote:
School Nickname Worldmonkey wrote:
If you give me a shiny ship and batlec1 a Megathron Federate Issue, I'll be ok with this lottery. He really loves that ship.

Baltec1 clearly needs a Megathron Federate Issue


He needs a Megathron Baltec Issue. (and maybe a BPO for alliance use)

Fitting
CPU 1000 tf
Powergrid 20000 MW
Calibration 400
Low slots 8
Med slots 8
High slots 8
Turret hardpoints 8

Structure
Structure hit points 9000
Capacity 675 m3
Drone Capacity 125 m3
Drone bandwidth 125 Mbit/s
Mass 98400000 kg
Volume 486000 m3 (50000 m3 Packaged)
Inertia Multiplier 0.114×
EM Damage Resistance 0%
Explosive Damage Resistance 0%
Kinetic Damage Resistance 0%
Thermal Damage Resistance 0%

Armor
Armor hit points 9000
Armor EM Damage Resistance 80%
Armor Explosive Damage Resistance 70%
Armor Kinetic Damage Resistance 75%
Armor Thermal Damage Resistance 75%

Shield
Shield hit points 9000
Shield recharge time 25 s
Shield EM Damage Resistance 50%
Shield Explosive Damage Resistance 80%
Shield Kinetic Damage Resistance 75%
Shield Thermal Damage Resistance 70%

Capacitor
Capacity 9000 GJ
Recharge time 150 s

Targeting
Maximum targeting range 100 km
Maximum locked targets 10
Scan resolution 95 mm
Magnetometric sensor strength 21 points
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#65 - 2013-09-26 16:51:32 UTC
Zaxix wrote:
Whatever anyone may think of them, there's no denying that the Goons have helped to build this game into what it is today. Their organizational management skills are second to none, their content is geared for all regions and playstyles, and they are, without a doubt, the best foil/antagonist/enemy/nemesis to pit oneself against.

So, if phat lootz are being distributed to the playerbase, it's only fitting they should get a piece of the pie. Provided, of course, that they support my bid to get a Special Edition Black Frog Rhea (best stats from all 4 JFs, with black skin and red lights) for founding Black Frog.

deal

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#66 - 2013-09-26 16:51:55 UTC
i hatechosingnames wrote:
Dod Kalm wrote:
School Nickname Worldmonkey wrote:
If you give me a shiny ship and batlec1 a Megathron Federate Issue, I'll be ok with this lottery. He really loves that ship.

Baltec1 clearly needs a Megathron Federate Issue


He needs a Megathron Baltec Issue. (and maybe a BPO for alliance use)

~snip~
This is something i could get behind.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2013-09-26 16:52:23 UTC
With that stats I want a Baltech-thorn too.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Darkin Ranova
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#68 - 2013-09-26 16:53:08 UTC
Given the murky nature of U.S. online gambling laws I am hesitant to use SOMMER's services as I buy a large portion of my ISK through PLEX purchases and could run afoul of the law. Please send me a complete sampling of the ships and/or BPOs I'll be missing out on. You know, for engaging with the community over the years.
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#69 - 2013-09-26 16:55:37 UTC
Darkin Ranova wrote:
Given the murky nature of U.S. online gambling laws I am hesitant to use SOMMER's services as I buy a large portion of my ISK through PLEX purchases and could run afoul of the law. Please send me a complete sampling of the ships and/or BPOs I'll be missing out on. You know, for engaging with the community over the years.

What is the IRS' stance on gambling gains in isk, i too would like to know before going on an endeavor that might make me run afoul of the one organization more bureaucratic and assanine than my dumb spaceguild.
Klyith
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2013-09-26 16:56:21 UTC
Kuni Oichi wrote:

If for nothing else than the fact that Goonswarm do not promote addiction

Well, I'm not so sure about that... I'm pretty sure whatever it is we give our FCs to lead siegefleets for 48 continuous hours might be addictive.
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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#71 - 2013-09-26 16:56:43 UTC
In before the thread lock!







X > This is where we get our free Guardian-Vexors, right? I'll take a couple I guess 
Im just gonna put the tip in, just for a moment, just to see how it feels.... 
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2013-09-26 16:57:07 UTC
man, you lose your two CCP devs and immediately the free **** goes to somebody else
mama guru
Yazatas.
#73 - 2013-09-26 16:58:06 UTC
Bronco Platz wrote:
Kismeteer wrote:
Complete the cycle. We could be BoB. A couple t2 BPOs and we'd be happy.

I mean, fully sanctioned this time, like the SOMER blink guys.



T20 is the only difference nowadays between CFC and BoB...


hahaha.

EVE online is the fishermans friend of MMO's. If it's too hard you are too weak.
Barbie D0ll
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2013-09-26 16:58:51 UTC
I Support this topic. They add content to the game where others only add supercapital spam and pyramid schemes.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#75 - 2013-09-26 16:59:06 UTC
With all due regard to the esteemed representative from Goonswarm Federation, I would like to suggest that the New Order is a far better organization to be blessed by CCP largess. We are premier content creators in hisec where all new players begin their experience. As a miner education outreach program we touch the lives of many new players, encouraging them to seek excitement in New Eden instead of unsubbing after two months of mining while leaving forum msgs of "meh, eve is boring."

You don't have to worry about celebrated ships of the past being introduced and tarnishing their legend. Contract those ships to James 315 and I guarantee we'll give you a hisec killmail with them on the first **** fit retrivever we find.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
MeLoveVeldLongTime
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#76 - 2013-09-26 17:02:10 UTC  |  Edited by: MeLoveVeldLongTime
It boggles the mind that CCP is going to officially endorse a Known Scamming Website.

And not only just with publicity but also by spawning in more items to use in their scams!!
Aryth
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2013-09-26 17:04:21 UTC
MeLoveVeldLongTime wrote:
It boggles the mind that CCP is going to officially endorse a Known Scamming Website.

And not only just with publicity but also by spawning in more items to use in their scams!!


Quoting this as it gets directly to the crux of the matter. Not only is CCP saying they won't ensure it is not a scam. It is highly likely there is some form of scamming going on in the first place.

Leader of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal.

Creator of Burn Jita

Vile Rat: You're the greatest sociopath that has ever played eve.
Red Templar
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#78 - 2013-09-26 17:04:22 UTC
My hangars are open to receive rain of free ships from CCP.

Keep it coming!

[b]For Love. For Peace. For Honor.

For None of the Above.

For Pony![/b]
Mad Madness
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2013-09-26 17:09:02 UTC
IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69 wrote:
Posting for justice



+1
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#80 - 2013-09-26 17:09:18 UTC
Aryth wrote:
MeLoveVeldLongTime wrote:
It boggles the mind that CCP is going to officially endorse a Known Scamming Website.

And not only just with publicity but also by spawning in more items to use in their scams!!


Quoting this as it gets directly to the crux of the matter. Not only is CCP saying they won't ensure it is not a scam. It is highly likely there is some form of scamming going on in the first place.

Which brings me to my next point, Is a member of ccp's staff involved with SOMER blink and its subsidiaries?