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The Future of "Experimental Fun Times Corp"! Home of James 315.

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Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-09-20 02:36:01 UTC
only the bit that cares

that might be as much as 1 whole systems, with a peak high of 2 in local
BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
#22 - 2013-09-20 02:38:07 UTC  |  Edited by: BoSau Hotim
Super Spicey Ramen wrote:
Good evening all.

If you have a keen eye, you may have noticed that James 315 (The self proclaimed father of highsec) has changed his corporation name ever so slightly . And if you have an even keener eye, you may have noticed that i now posses Experimental Fun Times Corp. Yes; due to an unfortunate circumstance during the reconstruction of his corporation after fleeing a wardeck, james 315 has lost his original corporation he founded to assist in his work.

This sad turn of events has left many new order agents in sorrow seeing their glorious leader driven from his home. however, not all hope is lost. as i stated, i was fortunate enough to be on standby so that i could rescue Experimental Fun Times Corp before it was forever lost in the shadows.

So by now i know what you're all wondering. what will become of Experimental Fun Times? Will James ever again be in possession of his humble creation? Will it ever see work again in the tear filled systems of highsec? why do the corporation hangars smell like old people? These are all excellent questions, but i'm afraid i don't have time right at this moment to answer them. But i believe in approx 24 hours i can find time to explain what the future will be of this lovely corporation. or more precisely, where the future will start.

Until then, carry on glorious capsuleers! let not the future of Experimental Fun Times Corp trouble you're thoughts. rest safe knowing that its future is secured!

~Spicey


For the James blah blah blah people who think they know highsec:

It's spelled W-a-r-d-e-c

I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!  Now... where's Ken?
John XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#23 - 2013-09-20 02:46:52 UTC
I remember this one time James typed "hmm" in chat. This reminds me of that.

Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Ciaphas Cyne
Moira.
#24 - 2013-09-20 02:53:11 UTC
i like bumping afk pilots as much as the next guy... but do we really need all the pomp and hoopla? thats right, i said "hoopla"

its kinda like how a burp or a fart can be funny...but not if you announce it with a 6 page sonnet before hand....alright that might still be funny....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

"buff only the stuff I fly and nerf everything else"

  • you
Mr Pragmatic
#25 - 2013-09-20 05:24:36 UTC
reserved









































for the lock.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
BenDover
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-09-20 05:32:07 UTC
"I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#27 - 2013-09-20 06:41:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Great avoidance of TOS rules. I am proud of you.
(Now is the time to attack)

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#28 - 2013-09-20 08:16:10 UTC
meh

NBSI shall be the whole of the Law
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#29 - 2013-09-20 08:38:19 UTC
Rhes wrote:
Is this what passes for content in hisec these days?


Sadly yes Cry

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#30 - 2013-09-20 08:43:23 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
Great avoidance of TOS rules. I am proud of you.
(Now is the time to attack)

There is no New Order, that GM said so

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#31 - 2013-09-20 08:47:40 UTC
Listen... I think a sack of rice just fell over on New Caldari Prime.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Podre Solette
Doomheim
#32 - 2013-09-20 09:11:49 UTC
Super Spicey Ramen wrote:
Good evening all.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow......

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow......

~Spicey


Were I king of the beavers I still could not give a dam.
AKilla Sunday
EVE Corporation 98582134
#33 - 2013-09-20 11:25:56 UTC
If you are indeed James 315 you are really lame.

If you aren't you are just a really lame random.
Maaaaowm Ogeko
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#34 - 2013-09-20 12:12:56 UTC
Reserved. Just because I can.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#35 - 2013-09-20 12:44:51 UTC
Varius Xeral wrote:
James alt spotted.


Did you just make James break the TOS by proxy?

More fun with the EULA!

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2013-09-20 13:00:08 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Varius Xeral wrote:
James alt spotted.


Did you just make James break the TOS by proxy?

More fun with the EULA!


Well,

AKilla Sunday wrote:
If you are indeed James 315 you are really lame.


the OP is clearly damaging James 315's reputation by taking the same name to James 315's corp!
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2013-09-20 13:13:49 UTC
bloodknight2 wrote:
So...the "father of empire" left (ran away...) his corp because he had a few wardecs?

EDIT : maybe it is unusal for him to have a target shooting back...



His stabber has been the subject of multiple gank attempts. All have failed.
He dissolves and reforms his one man corp because it is a lame mechanic that came about as a result of carebears complaining about wardecs and so now he is showing them one by one how stupid the mechanic is as they war dec him one corp at a time. Eventually enough will complain that they can't war dec him and they will change the mechanics again.
It is called metagaming.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2013-09-20 14:58:20 UTC
Ran from a wardec?
Your saviour is a coward...
Chic Botany
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-09-20 15:02:13 UTC
James who now?
Murk Paradox
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-09-20 15:52:19 UTC
This might turn interesting.

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