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Did They Nuke Iceland?

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#21 - 2013-09-16 18:38:03 UTC
With the bans on cousin lovin and **** in Iceland, im sure there will be riots that will take down the servers soon (tm).







Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#22 - 2013-09-16 18:46:52 UTC
Don't worry. The Volm will have everything under control soon enough.

Just stay out of Boston.

Mr Epeen Cool
Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#23 - 2013-09-16 18:55:08 UTC
Actually, I think CCP just fired most of the hamsters because they broke the EULA.

R.I.P. Vile Rat
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#24 - 2013-09-16 20:21:17 UTC
Kyt Thrace wrote:
Actually, I think CCP just fired most of the hamsters because they broke the EULA.


Inpersonating is no minor crime nowadays.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#25 - 2013-09-16 23:01:27 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Iceland did not get nuked, CCP Tuxford is not twitching, 'they' didn't EMP blast London, Tranquillity is not offline, DEV's are not responsible for preventing the use of smartbombs in British Empire space, CCP HQ is not located on a single remote rock, the hamsters have been fed, CCP YourMaj and GM Cameron and GM Boris don't exist, there are no noticeable riots in Iceland, The Volm don't exist either and no hamsters have been fired, especially not for breaking the EULA. And beside that, hamsters are very, very bad at impersonating anything.

So this thread is entirely based on rumours, gossip and slander.*)


*)Apart from the occasional disconnects that unfortunately do occur sometimes due to a wide range of reasons. If those reasons lay within the grasp of CCP, rest assured they are always working very hard to try to eradicate them.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
#26 - 2013-09-16 23:50:09 UTC
The disconnects are caused by the NSA agents hitting F4 *while they're tapping into your line!

If you say something sexist.. the women NSA agents disconnect you. If you say something liberal sounding the conservative ones do. If you say something against public health, the ones England's NSA equivalent do.

If you say "pressure--that-which-shall-not-be-named" they will all disconnect you.

They are always with us.

Of course, being government employees they are not always working very hard so don't expect it to happen whenever you test it.






* yeah , I know F4 is an instruction on a pc to close an application, not a signal to close a node... there must be some sort of electronic blip they can send down your line to do it though

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#27 - 2013-09-16 23:53:31 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
And beside that, hamsters are very, very bad at impersonating anything.

I dare to disagree.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
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