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Master of the Hunt

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Clean Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-09-15 22:48:28 UTC
It was a hot day...

As I got in my ship, my mind was in thought where to make my new experiences. Should I go into 0.0? Should I go into a WH and hunt down some poor haulers? Or remain in low sec......

Well, as I jumped into Olfeim, I saw a cane on my scan but no anomalies. Careful not to scare him away, I drop him a fleet invite and start a random discussion, just to keep him entertained enough for me to warp and point him.

He dies. The end.

Then what follows is something which makes me wonder about the mental status of some players:

tigers1984 > why do that by the way
tigers1984 > i understand miners and gate camps but that is pretty low
Clean Head > its hard to get a 1 vs 1
tigers1984 > just ask why attack someone who is already with a bunch of other targets
tigers1984 > thats low in my book missions are something not to be messed with dont worry i got you
Clean Head > I asked myself the same question when I ask for a 1vs1 and then 10 random guys jump me
tigers1984 > ok well why do that to someone else
tigers1984 > cant ask
Clean Head > well, nowdays when someone throws the stone at you, I respond with a brick
tigers1984 > im on a mission bro
Clean Head > I know
tigers1984 > you asked for a fleet
Clean Head > ye, so I could warp to you, dont have a prober on this boat
tigers1984 > your the type that dont give a **** about other peoples **** when they are actually trying to play the game
tigers1984 > your an ******* man

---- the rage continues on for quiet a bit in local chat as well ----

EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Olfeim
Message A nearby pirate gang has arrived to reinforce the blockade!
tigers1984 Watch out for Clean Head dont fleet with him he is a straight douch bag hits you when your already fighting 6 targets
Clean Head > why dont you do missions in hi sec?
tigers1984 > why dont you go **** yourself
Clean Head > well, this is low sec :)
Clean Head > dont see why you are getting so mad
tigers1984 > because you pulled a douche bag move
tigers1984 > fleeting with someone on the pretense you had a question
tigers1984 > thats real ****** up you stupid ass ******
Clean Head > you did not have to accept my fleet invite
tigers1984 > yourfucked man i will destroy a hundred times over now
tigers1984 > hopefully get the chance in real life thats some bush league **** <---- real life threat??? a big no no in EVE but I wont petition :)

---- I get mails as well -----

Douche Bag
From: tigers1984
Sent: 2013.09.15 22:36
To: Clean Head,

You are a Pansy little ***** that says he wanted a 1 v 1 battle and you ******* attacked me when I had 1 v 7. From now on your punk ass is open game wherever I go and I will **** your piece of **** ass up in game, don't try to say I was threatening your ass because your not worth it you stupid ****** ass ************. BTW I would have destroyed your ass 1 v 1

...

Lets be fair here, I was roaming and he accepted my fleet invite :) I think he deserved to lose that ship.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-09-16 02:57:05 UTC
Why is he so obsessed with your posterior? I pulled up your avatar and looked at the full view and was like... meh.. I've seen better. No offense, but you're no Tara Read in that regard.

Good job on the kill. I'm marking down when it isn't Ok to PvP in this Everyone vs Everyone game based on what I've heard from the bears, the list is ongoing:


  • at gates
  • at stations
  • anomolies
  • signatures
  • mission pockets
  • hisec
  • lowsec when I'm just in a mission boat
  • nullsec when I'm just in a scanning frigate
  • inside MY wormhole while I'm making iskies
  • when there are more of you than me
  • when your char is older than my char

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#3 - 2013-09-16 03:07:26 UTC
invite to fleet -> recieve killmail

I wish it was always that easy.

There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2013-09-16 10:38:26 UTC
ROFLMAO

Lowsec mission runner that accepts a fleet invi.....I can't type anymore, rofling too hard.

However....to make this truly epic....you should have told him he was in violation of IPCC Article 7 of the New Halaima Code Of Conduct and also not in possession of a valid New Order Mission Permit, therefore requiring you to violence his shiny boat.

I bet the tears you would have harvested then would have been legendarily awesome..;)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#5 - 2013-09-16 11:41:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Jint Hikaru
Hah, seriously, he accepted a fleet invite???? Sheesh!

Seems like a whiny little pissy pants for someone who is the CEO of a corp with the description....>

Quote:

Players searching Eve with the goal of Supreme Dominance of the Universe!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-09-16 14:32:38 UTC
Quote:

Players searching Eve with the goal of Supreme Dominance of the Universe!


PESDU!


Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.

Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#7 - 2013-09-16 15:22:13 UTC
wow, this reminds me of the olden days! :oldmantears:

Keep it up mate!
Mazlow Shartain
Thin Red Line Industries
#8 - 2013-09-16 15:52:25 UTC
This gets the bittervet stamp of approval.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-09-16 18:41:16 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
ROFLMAO

Lowsec mission runner that accepts a fleet invi.....I can't type anymore, rofling too hard.

However....to make this truly epic....you should have told him he was in violation of IPCC Article 7 of the New Halaima Code Of Conduct and also not in possession of a valid New Order Mission Permit, therefore requiring you to violence his shiny boat.

I bet the tears you would have harvested then would have been legendarily awesome..;)


Yeah, talk about sidestepping a pothole just to fall off a bridge....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#10 - 2013-09-16 19:53:15 UTC
Someone send that poor excise of a pilot a link to this thread, please!!!

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

tigers1984
Arcane Odyssey
Electus Matari
#11 - 2013-09-16 21:56:10 UTC
I love this post and Clean Head appreciate the no petition. This is my account and I have to say first off sorry for the mail that was sent, I am just now getting back onto the game today to see all this. Just for a bit of info I am in the Army and was in NTC until this morning and I left my cousin in charge of this only on the pretense he do the training and that as it. Send me a message in game so we can talk!
Antony E Stark
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-09-16 22:12:49 UTC
tigers1984 wrote:
I love this post and Clean Head appreciate the no petition. This is my account and I have to say first off sorry for the mail that was sent, I am just now getting back onto the game today to see all this. Just for a bit of info I am in the Army and was in NTC until this morning and I left my cousin in charge of this only on the pretense he do the training and that as it. Send me a message in game so we can talk!


This looks legit.... not.
Judging by the original local chat and eve mails you sent there are certain similarities in the structure. You also use the word "pretense" in the original chat, and also in your forum post - which is misused btw.
I think it was you.
Guilty as charged.
Take the prisoner down!
tigers1984
Arcane Odyssey
Electus Matari
#13 - 2013-09-17 00:37:35 UTC
That's fine that you discount my military involvement. I know what low and null sec living is like and I have absolutely no qualms with the engagement that took place. Furthermore I did not use the word pretense incorrectly. If anyone wants to actually speak to me that's fine shoot me a message and you will find that I just enjoy playing the game and that's all, have no reason to say what was said.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-09-17 01:16:00 UTC
I believe tigers1984. He admited to a EULA violation in order to excuse the local chat sperg and IRL death threat. Seems like a fair trade.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-09-17 09:57:41 UTC
tigers1984 wrote:
... have no reason to say what was said.

Which is exactly why you're trying to back out now.

You got blown up, you raged, you raged some more, you sent the OP a RL threat, you admit to a EULA violation in a desperate attempt to excuse your behavior. Just take it like a man and just admit it, this "it wasn't me" thing is not going to help you.
If you're really hurting over your loss, pay some mercenaries to go after him.

Don't be surprised if people start blowing you up more frequently now. Your grown man tears are amazing.
tigers1984
Arcane Odyssey
Electus Matari
#16 - 2013-09-17 12:33:12 UTC
Well Jake Patton I will be more than happy to engage you at any point, as stated previously I know what the game is about and had no qualms with the engagement that took place. I personally did not say those things that were said out of anger but I know as the character I am always accountable for what is said, and to me this is fine as I do that in my everyday life. I will not cry over a game as I have never even cried for my fallen friends. If you want to actually speak to me and not just write a post about me how about you message me and actually talk to me!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-09-17 14:21:39 UTC
tigers1984 wrote:
I will not cry over a game


The chatlog suggests otherwise. OP, I would love to know more.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-09-17 15:05:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
tigers1984 wrote:
.......I have never even cried for my fallen friends....



Sorry M8, Im military... and I KNOW thats bullshit.

Not really even sure why you would say some crap like that in a game forum. I fail to see how losing a pixel compares to loss of a squadmate in the slightest bit.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

tigers1984
Arcane Odyssey
Electus Matari
#19 - 2013-09-17 15:57:03 UTC
So you are in the military, well congrats and thank you for your service. I made a simple corroboration to the question of why I would cry over a game so look back at that part. Secondly I have lost more than just military friends and will continue to do so the rest of my life, it's just a simple fact of life.
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-09-17 16:48:11 UTC
tigers1984 wrote:
Well Jake Patton I will be more than happy to engage you at any point
Lovely! Where shall we arrange a duel?

tigers1984 wrote:
If you want to actually speak to me and not just write a post about me how about you message me and actually talk to me!
I don't have the need to talk to you unless you're ready to give me those awesome man tears, or if you want to arrange a duel.
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