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How to scam a Goon..
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killerkeano
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-09-11 15:22:47 UTC  |  Edited by: killerkeano
Step 1 - Kill the goon in his faction fit Tengu

killmail

killboard.ncdot.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=312208 - if link doesnt work

Step 2 - Convo victim tell him you have his loot (even if you dont)

Step 3 - Offer to jet can his loot at a planet of your choice once he sends the jita value of mods he thinks you have

Step 4 - Laugh as he sends you the money, then log

Proof

Result
C4w3
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-09-11 15:26:37 UTC
I lolled ... you made my voicecoms special this afternoon thank you good sir. Cool
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-09-11 17:10:31 UTC
Goons.

Sigh.

They think they are immune to things like being scammed or shot down... say when they come into your system in lowsec... fly to the medium installation in your navy omen (he MUST have DSCANNED it.. cause he knew we were there..) and get popped by the three harpys, two cormorants, and two catalysts sitting on gate...

I guess the go-go-gadget goon shield didnt work..

:P

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2013-09-11 21:41:10 UTC
laffo

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-09-11 22:05:46 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Goons.

Sigh.

They think they are immune to things like being scammed or shot down... say when they come into your system in lowsec... fly to the medium installation in your navy omen (he MUST have DSCANNED it.. cause he knew we were there..) and get popped by the three harpys, two cormorants, and two catalysts sitting on gate...

I guess the go-go-gadget goon shield didnt work..

:P


I can tell you made up this story because goons don't know how to dscan.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2013-09-12 00:54:53 UTC
I support this product and/or service.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
HUGO DRAX
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-09-12 05:06:19 UTC
Lol, nice!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8 - 2013-09-12 07:15:44 UTC
That one seems silly enough that you could have tried a Goonswarm recruitment scam on them. Stupid TOS changes...

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Niluum
The Beeblebrox Salvage And Really Wild Stuff Corp.
#9 - 2013-09-12 13:08:21 UTC
Goons are dumb. Who knew?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-09-12 14:00:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Rhes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Goons.

Sigh.

They think they are immune to things like being scammed or shot down... say when they come into your system in lowsec... fly to the medium installation in your navy omen (he MUST have DSCANNED it.. cause he knew we were there..) and get popped by the three harpys, two cormorants, and two catalysts sitting on gate...

I guess the go-go-gadget goon shield didnt work..

:P


I can tell you made up this story because goons don't know how to dscan.



Yeah, totally made it up.

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Antony E Stark
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-09-12 14:34:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Antony E Stark
{King Arthur} What are you doing in England Deklein? {/King Arthur}

Fakedit: For ToS clarification I am not claiming to be, representing or affiliated with King Arthur in anyway whatsoever notwithstanding the aforementioned FKHTML (Fake King HTML). Fake King HTML (known from now on as 'FKHTML') is a communication enhancement method in an attempt to express and/or emulate a king. Text contained within FKHTML shall in no way whatsoever be construed to imply anything ever.

Real Edit: Had to use { since real HTML isn't allowed Sad
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-09-12 19:58:22 UTC
Niluum wrote:
Goons are dumb. Who knew?



You should but if you didnt know that you are dumb too its amazing you guys even know how to log on.

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CorsairV
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-09-12 21:33:13 UTC
killerkeano wrote:
Step 1 - Kill the goon in his faction fit Tengu

killmail

Step 2 - Convo victim tell him you have his loot (even if you dont)

Step 3 - Offer to jet can his loot at a planet of your choice once he sends the jita value of mods he thinks you have

Step 4 - Laugh as he sends you the money, then log

Proof

Result


First link doesn't lead anywhere
killerkeano
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-09-13 08:21:53 UTC
Niluum wrote:
Goons are dumb. Who knew?


90% of Eve? - wait CFC is 90% of EVE..
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-09-13 09:09:11 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
Niluum wrote:
Goons are dumb. Who knew?



You should but if you didnt know that you are dumb too its amazing you guys even know how to log on.


Yeah we actually have a program that does that for us.

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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-09-13 13:34:12 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
RomeStar wrote:
Niluum wrote:
Goons are dumb. Who knew?



You should but if you didnt know that you are dumb too its amazing you guys even know how to log on.


Yeah we actually have a program that does that for us.



sweet please link it so I can learn how to log on. Right now I have to slap my wife then my computer turns by itself.

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Baggo Hammers
#17 - 2013-09-13 16:04:44 UTC
Niluum wrote:
Goons are dumb. Who knew?



Me.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-09-14 11:44:33 UTC
Obligatory "Show me where you touched the goon" post

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Niluum
The Beeblebrox Salvage And Really Wild Stuff Corp.
#19 - 2013-09-14 12:42:57 UTC
I'm glad we have a consensus; Goons are indeed dumb. But given how dumb we are... Well, it must be really embarrassing for all you guys every time we manage to somehow win at EVE.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-09-14 12:57:10 UTC
CorsairV wrote:
killerkeano wrote:
Step 1 - Kill the goon in his faction fit Tengu

killmail

Step 2 - Convo victim tell him you have his loot (even if you dont)

Step 3 - Offer to jet can his loot at a planet of your choice once he sends the jita value of mods he thinks you have

Step 4 - Laugh as he sends you the money, then log

Proof

Result


First link doesn't lead anywhere

Brave Newbies playing at the Goons' intellectual level. Shocking! Shocked
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