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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-09-12 15:57:45 UTC
With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving I ask you:



If you worked at CCP and recently decided to leave or were fired what would you take before you left?


I would finally bang the hot secretary on the 3rd floor before I left then take anything not nailed down that I could fit in my pants. :)




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Alex Vox
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-09-12 16:02:43 UTC
You must have an impressive resume.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-09-12 16:13:39 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
I would finally bang the hot secretary on the 3rd floor before I left then take anything not nailed down that I could fit in my pants. :)


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TheBlueMonkey
Be Nice Inc.
Prismatic Legion
#4 - 2013-09-12 16:19:24 UTC
It's almost always a good idea to **** all over your old job when trying to get a new one.
There's no way that's ever going to backfire.
SmokinDank
Horizon Research Group
#5 - 2013-09-12 16:24:19 UTC
Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out.

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#6 - 2013-09-12 16:34:56 UTC
SmokinDank wrote:
Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out.


Yeah, that'll sure teach the janitor a lesson won't it?

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SpoonRECKLESS
Beach Boys
The Minions.
#7 - 2013-09-12 16:39:39 UTC
Its been so long I've had a job I forgot what it look like having a paycheck halved by taxes. Let me smell your payroll check stub please.Shocked

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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-09-12 17:27:46 UTC
SmokinDank wrote:
Burning bridges is a great idea when you leave a company. I'd leave an upper-decker in the bathroom on my way out.



For those that dont know an upper decker is where you crap in the top section of a toilet bowl. I did this to an ex she hated me for it.

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#9 - 2013-09-12 17:31:25 UTC
Mah stapler!

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Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#10 - 2013-09-12 17:32:26 UTC
Can I have the hamster holding up time-dialation? He's my hero. Big smile

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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#11 - 2013-09-12 17:43:48 UTC
Isis Dea wrote:
Can I have the hamster holding up time-dialation? He's my hero. Big smile

Poor bastard is fagged-out and ready to keel. Better to collect a couple code monkeys. I hear they can even be house-broken.
Eiji Kusoni
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-09-12 17:49:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Eiji Kusoni
I'd snatch the thousand dollar jeans off Hilmar and do an irish jig as I danced out the door laughing like a lunatic.

Oh yea, and I would snatch up CCP Guard and stuff him in a suitcase, always wanted to do that...
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2013-09-12 18:01:05 UTC
All the copper.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2013-09-12 18:24:56 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
All the copper.

And the swords.

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Dave Stark
#15 - 2013-09-12 18:27:17 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
All the copper.

And the swords.


i hear the cases for those swords aren't locked...
Roxwar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-09-12 18:33:25 UTC
I'd take CCP Sunset.

Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr
Hra Neuvosto
Party Cat Enterprises
#17 - 2013-09-12 18:34:26 UTC
Roxwar wrote:
I'd take CCP Sunset.

Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr

CCP Guard would be a better choice.
Maximus Andendare
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#18 - 2013-09-12 18:34:47 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
With the mass exodus of CCP employees leaving
How can you be such a huge troll...

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#19 - 2013-09-12 18:43:56 UTC
Hra Neuvosto wrote:
Roxwar wrote:
I'd take CCP Sunset.

Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr

CCP Guard would be a better choice.


He will go in the shirt pocket.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-09-12 19:25:46 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Hra Neuvosto wrote:
Roxwar wrote:
I'd take CCP Sunset.
Like, just pick her up and carry her out under my arm. Rawr

CCP Guard would be a better choice.

He will go in the shirt pocket.


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