Crime & Punishment

Suddenly Spaceships. Contract Page

Hello ladies and gentlemen reading this thread, if you have come here, it's because you need a job done and you need it done properly.

First, a little about us:

We are Suddenly Spaceships. we are a team of people who work together like clockwork, we know our way inside and out of cynos, hotdropping, bait tactics and general roaming. We are an alliance built of quality PvPers that know what they are doing, our FCs combined knowledge would span over a good 18 years of EVE play and I'm proud to say I have some of the greatest guys I could ask for flying under the banner.

Why Choose Us?

•First of all, I myself have run a successful Mercenary Alliance before. I was one of the founders of 0ccupational Hazzard [-0H-] alliance that at one stage was picking up contracts in excess of 20bil/week payment, taking part in some of the largest battles in EVE history. So I have had my fair share of dealings in the Mercenary world.
•Also though, the team of guys that I have has a much, much stronger bond than [-0H-] ever did, we have been through thick and thin together, and we do it all in the name of good laughs, ISK and good fights.
•We have one of, if not THE biggest and most accomplished Black Ops fleets in the game.
•We are decent people to deal with, we will try and work with you as much as possible, and we always remain professional.
•A top notch killboard. [Can not post due to forum rules, will link on request]

Services We Provide

•0.0 and Low Security space based (NO HIGHSEC CONTRACTS ACCEPTED)
•POS/POCO Removal
•POS/POCO Defence
•Highly Skilled Logistics Pilots to bolster your ranks
•Highly Skilled Black Ops ganking/general harassment
•Assistance with Wars/Feuds
•Removal of unwanted corporations/alliances in your area
•Corp/Alliance Infiltration and "Asset Relocation"

I hope everything is clear here, if you do need anything, please do not hesitate to join the channel above, or contact any of the directors above regarding your contract offer. I will say now though, we are NOT cheap to hire. We fly a lot of expensive equipment and you will definitely get your moneys worth.
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Services we provide are subject to change and addition, any contract that is agreed upon may be terminated at any time (at which point your latest payment will be refunded).

Once we have accepted a contract, there will be a minimum wait period of 5 days before we will talk seriously about any others.

Our payment is taken weekly, with the first week taken in advance. We do NOT accept Pay-Per-Kill contracts.
We are listed in the Merc Contracts and NEMO. channel, please check them out for information.

I didn't see glomps on the service list.

For a small additional fee you can book Camper's unrelated GIF service too! Look at thousands of hilarious .gifs as long as we are in local

How much for one night of sweet sweet luvin?

These guys make the other mercs in C&P look like a bunch of jokers.

If any group takes offense to that, I'm sure Suddenly Spaceships would welcome a brawl with them.

I wear Joker makeup all the time when I'm hanging out in the park.

Thanks for all the positive feedback so far, we look forward to working with someone in the near future. Any contract you need doing, drop me a line ;)

Your "half" right , none of us want sov .

Good Fc´s
Fun to fly with.
I am sure they can fulfill almost every contract.

Removed killboard/killmail links, these are not permitted on the EVE Online Forums.