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goddamnit, your right, my days as the no-pants-pirate are over

Waste of resources. There are 9234234 more important things to fix/do in EVE.

nice

say... what is it for again?

wait!

we can NOT wear pants? why werent we ever told about this?

[fill in appropriate ron burgundy movie quote here]

Yeah, can you also fix loss of character customization on clone jump while you are at it? Yeah, clothes cannot jump with me, but how about when I come back to the same body? Would it not make sense?

Lessee; Does this improvement make my missiles have bigger booms ? Ships fly faster ? More cargo in holds ? Jammers reach farther ? People cry more in local ?

No ?

... And we should care about clothing in Eve because... Why ?

While you're at it, why not link up Second Life to EvE Online in addition to Dust514 and have entire communities living on the planets? Then we can all walk around strip clubs in Jita with our soon-to-be pants-less avatars, getting lap dances from female avatars which are actually just strange men who intentionally do female voices suspiciously well.

Hell, let's go all out on this one! Throw in some houses and maybe the ability to put your CQ in one, then allow other people inside to look at your corpse trophies hanging on the walls, along with some paintings of your favorite ships hanging up as well! Don't forget to give us coffee tables and couches so we can all sit around looking at the walls and each other while sipping on champagne and, of course, getting lap dances from private contractors and stripper corporations. And why not have a closet with all of your micro-transacted clothing hanging on spiffy coat hangars which, for a small micro-transacted fee, you can have made out of various valuable metals! Diamond-studded, gold-plated coat hangars? Yeah, I'll take 20.

AND let's get working on real distance chutes from each planet to its station, so that when you decide it's time to go back to being in a spaceship game and not a dress-up contest, you can merely walk a couple hundred thousand miles back to the station in a long tunnel! Hell, you'll even pass by hundreds if not thousands of avatars making the same trip(as long as you aren't in Minmatar space, that is)! Plenty of people to look at! Maybe you'll wave to them, or you may even say "hello!" Who knows? That's the beauty of anonymity: anything goes!

When you incorporate multi-player avatar lounges in the stations, be sure to add the ability to stick your leg out and trip people. And maybe another one to kick them when they're on the floor.

So much whining...

Interesting feature, but on tis own is not quite thrilling. Beyond telling who devoted to making a full body avatar and who just randomized everything below the chest, the "fashion choices" at TQ so far are quite poor.

It makes more sense at Sisi where all the NEx stuf is avaialble from market, but provided how NEx prices are, "buying the shop" would be akin to buying a titan. Or two. Which means it's like "meh".

Read my signature. Being as expensive as a BS is not low tier: it's bloody overprized.

And by the way, I would like to know whatever happened to that demo feature where we could change our clothes without redoing the portrait...