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How to get rich, and milk tears at the same time!
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Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-09-10 13:30:10 UTC
Here is what i propose for the bored.

Get in a fast, stabbed frig. [Vigils work great]
Run locates on Holeysheet1
follow him wherever he goes.
Approach 0 everyone he attacks.
Set inventory to 'high value items only'
Set an overview tab to only show wrecks, celestials and stations.
As soon as you see wreck , loot all.
warp to celestial or more likely, dock up.

Profit.

Do not forget to link scooped shinies in local thanking Holeysheet1 for paying for the next few months of Eve.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-09-10 13:37:12 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Here is what i propose for the bored.

Get in a fast, stabbed frig. [Vigils work great]
Run locates on Holeysheet1
follow him wherever he goes.
Approach 0 everyone he attacks.
Set inventory to 'high value items only'
Set an overview tab to only show wrecks, celestials and stations.
As soon as you see wreck , loot all.
warp to celestial or more likely, dock up.

Profit.

Do not forget to link scooped shinies in local thanking Holeysheet1 for paying for the next few months of Eve.

Hi sublime.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-09-10 14:13:28 UTC
So, can you show us on the doll where Holey touched you?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-09-10 14:47:58 UTC
Danalee wrote:
So, can you show us on the doll where Holey touched you?

D.

Bear


I would recommend doing this to the above poster, but he is always too busy being a forum tough guy and offjacking in Spacelane Station to get any notable kills.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-09-10 15:25:26 UTC
I stopped by cause I heard "tears". Mhmmm.... :)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-09-10 15:27:20 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
but he is always too busy being a forum tough guy and offjacking in Spacelane Station to get any notable kills.



Dazz Riiiiiiight = Zemo Walden ??

ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Vrenth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-09-10 17:29:06 UTC
Danalee wrote:
So, can you show us on the doll where Holey touched you?

D.

Bear


Do you see that face? Holey wouldn't touch it with a 10km pole.
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-09-10 18:40:46 UTC
I'm just trying to figure out who's milking who... My guess is that Holeysheet has already milked plenty of tears from Dazz. What's that? oh, i think he's still crying.

Smile

Bombers Rule!!!
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-09-10 18:48:14 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
I'm just trying to figure out who's milking who... My guess is that Holeysheet has already milked plenty of tears from Dazz. What's that? oh, i think he's still crying.

Smile


tears of pity maybe.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-09-10 18:57:42 UTC
Came in here expecting a bad post left sastified.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Baaldor
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-09-10 19:49:11 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
Came in here expecting a bad post left sastified.


Dude, you look like......the monster in Young Frankenstein.

Quote:
The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.
Duncan Norvelle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-09-10 21:11:03 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
I'm just trying to figure out who's milking who... My guess is that Holeysheet has already milked plenty of tears from Dazz. What's that? oh, i think he's still crying.

Smile


tears of pity maybe.


Doubtful.

The way you follow the guy around like a frustrated puppy suggests otherwise.

Chase me!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#13 - 2013-09-10 23:21:12 UTC
Dazz, you went full Holeysheet there.

NEVER go full Holeysheet.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#14 - 2013-09-10 23:35:44 UTC
Shocked

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Donovan Draknevov
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-09-11 00:10:14 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Dazz, you went full Holeysheet there.

NEVER go full Holeysheet.

HoneySheet1 wrote:
Shocked

See, that's what happens.

As for the topic of conversation, this is amusing. *Grabs popcorn and Quafe*

Trust in the Rust
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-09-11 12:22:36 UTC
Baaldor wrote:
RomeStar wrote:
Came in here expecting a bad post left sastified.


Dude, you look like......the monster in Young Frankenstein.

Quote:
The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.





yeah i think i look sexy also

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-09-11 12:41:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Dazz Riiiiiiight
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Dazz, you went full Holeysheet there.

NEVER go full Holeysheet.


You are right , i guess i had a delusional, selfish, non team player, drugged out to the point of being incoherent moment.
I will never pull another 'Holeysheet' again.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2013-09-11 22:50:00 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Dazz, you went full Holeysheet there.

NEVER go full Holeysheet.


You are right , i guess i had a delusional, selfish, non team player, drugged out to the point of being incoherent moment.
I will never pull another 'Holeysheet' again.


That's better. EVE is bad enough with one Holeysheet, we do not want a second one.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#19 - 2013-09-11 23:03:01 UTC
Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-09-12 08:27:55 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Here is what i propose for the bored.

Get in a fast, stabbed frig. [Vigils work great]
Run locates on Holeysheet1
follow him wherever he goes.
Approach 0 everyone he attacks.
Set inventory to 'high value items only'
Set an overview tab to only show wrecks, celestials and stations.
As soon as you see wreck , loot all.
warp to celestial or more likely, dock up.

Profit.

Do not forget to link scooped shinies in local thanking Holeysheet1 for paying for the next few months of Eve.

Hi sublime.


Haha,that made me laugh Hard Ass =D
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