Crime & Punishment

For concision I inserted the fleet/loot log into the local (tear) log. What you don't hear is me screaming at the fleet to sharpen them into a scalpel designed to excise Endeis' Maesltrom from the EPA's station. I used regexes to remove some of the URLs. If you see a blank, it was a link.

00:31:07 Finger Puppet > o7
00:31:15 Alizar Civire > o7
01:00:02 Xaen > (spamming)
01:00:56 Xaen > introducing my 'spam' note ;)
01:01:02 Xaen > Anybody else got anything good?
01:01:20 Xaen > I have a bunch of TEST alliance **** from those days if anyone's interested
01:20:19 Endeis > lol
01:21:02 Fortin 410 > i can be annoying to see
01:21:14 Fortin 410 > too*
01:40:46 Endeis > such total faggotry
01:44:01 Hemley > I know right...
01:44:16 - Your fleet has added an advert
01:46:08 - Fortin 410 joined as Squad Member
01:46:08 Endeis > grow some balls
01:46:18 drewex > none
01:47:13 - Trogg Curse joined as Squad Member
01:47:23 Hemley > Says the guy who is clearly station baiting, lolololololol
01:47:34 - Schauer joined as Squad Member
01:47:45 Endeis > lol
01:47:49 Endeis > yousopro
01:48:17 - Scorpion Venom1 joined as Squad Member
01:48:19 - Mother Ducks joined as Squad Member
01:48:28 - Taex joined as Squad Member
01:48:42 - darkcrimson joined as Squad Member
01:48:58 Hemley > Heh, sperging when you're the one being the pro pvper
01:49:28 Endeis > sense, you make none
01:49:36 Endeis > noe stfu or shoot
01:49:42 - Vlad Cetes joined as Squad Member
01:49:44 Hemley > no u
01:52:01 - Crash Course joined as Squad Member
01:52:13 - Crash Course left fleet
01:55:34 Endeis > lol
01:55:35 - Hemley joined as Squad Member
01:55:42 Mother Ducks has looted 4 x 800mm Repeating Artillery II
01:55:42 Schauer has looted 1 x Dread Guristas Warp Scrambler
01:55:42 Schauer has looted 1 x Heavy Capacitor Booster II
01:55:42 Schauer has looted 1 x Pith A-Type X-Large Shield Booster
01:55:42 Schauer has looted 1 x Warrior II
01:55:45 Xaen > The EPA says hello.
01:55:54 Endeis > you guyz soo skillzorz
01:56:01 drewex > THIS IS MY LOCAL
01:56:01 Scorpion Venom1 > Endeis gf <3
01:56:11 Xaen > dem tears; 01:55:54 Endeis > you guyz soo skillzorz
01:56:15 Vlad Cetes > my carrier says hi
01:56:25 PunchBug2142 > Caval Marten you guys coming back?
01:56:47 PunchBug2142 > anyone can answer that^
01:56:50 Endeis > yeah cos carriers are epic dpszorz
01:56:57 Mother Ducks has looted 1000 x Barrage L
01:56:57 Mother Ducks has looted 1000 x Republic Fleet Fusion L
01:56:57 Mother Ducks has looted 1348 x Republic Fleet Phased Plasma L
01:56:57 Mother Ducks has looted 328 x Hail L
01:57:34 Hemley > qq?
01:57:57 Endeis > yes im terribly upset by internet spaceships
01:58:13 Hemley > Just as I suspected
01:59:38 Endeis > (killmail)
01:59:41 Endeis > (killmail)
01:59:50 Endeis > (killmail)
01:59:59 Endeis > (killmail)
02:00:04 Xaen > moar tears plz
02:00:10 SCORPION VEN0M > Kill: SCORPION VEN0M (Cynabal)
02:00:13 Endeis >
02:00:18 Xaen > thx
02:00:19 Endeis > trust me
02:00:24 Endeis > the mael is more than paid for
02:00:31 Xaen > u mad?
02:00:39 Endeis > clearly not
02:00:46 Endeis > me vs amarr militia
02:00:50 Endeis > im still winning
02:01:02 Endeis >
02:01:21 Endeis >
02:01:26 Vlad Cetes > hey Endeis, wanna 1v1 my Archon?
02:01:30 Hemley > KEEP UP TEH GUD POASTING
02:01:33 Endeis >
02:01:35 Endeis > sure
02:01:36 Endeis > 4-1
02:01:41 Xaen > amarr militia? no
02:01:44 Hemley > =3
02:02:06 Endeis > Vlad Cetes
02:02:10 Endeis > 4-1
02:02:43 Xaen > Ask the fleet for its name.
02:02:52 Xaen > Xaen's Fleet
02:02:58 Xaen > I killed you, ************.
02:03:03 Xaen > for I FC
02:03:12 Hemley has looted 5 x Hammerhead I
02:03:13 Endeis > youre all the same amarr militia scrubs to me bro
02:03:45 Hemley > Endeis, bro, do you even sov?
02:04:03 Endeis > lol
02:04:20 Endeis > wheres this archon 1v1 then?
02:04:22 Mother Ducks has looted 2 x Navy Cap Booster 800
02:04:22 Mother Ducks has looted 3 x Hammerhead II
02:04:22 Scorpion Venom1 has looted 1 x Hammerhead II
02:04:28 Xaen > You're a big fish in a tiny little pond, and there are always bigger fish. Or worse, a swarm of of pirhanas. You learn your lesson?
02:04:44 Xaen > 01:55:45 Xaen > The EPA says hello.
02:04:48 Vlad Cetes > you know what owns all of that?
02:04:53 Endeis > you meake no sense
02:04:53 Vlad Cetes > a redneck with a stick of dynamite
02:05:04 Endeis > archon 1v1
02:05:06 Endeis > gogo
02:06:12 Endeis > yeah thought not
02:06:32 Xaen > We're not as dumb as you.
02:06:47 Hemley has looted 13 x Thruster Console
02:06:48 - Trogg Curse left fleet
02:06:51 Endeis > lol
02:06:54 Hemley > Endeis, shoulda bought Amarr; only got 13x Thruster Console from your wreck
02:06:58 Endeis > i wish i was as cool as you
02:07:10 Hemley > 3,220 ISK
02:07:52 Xaen > rofl Hemley
02:08:21 Almity >