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Auctioning Off One(1) Goonwaffe Sponsorship

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Vasudeva Yuezhi
Pizza Warriors
#1 - 2013-09-09 03:01:11 UTC
I'm sure you're all familiar with GSF recruitment scams: some guy messages you offering to let you join GSF, you contract him your stuff for the "jump freighter service" to bring to VFK and get your carrier blown up a few jumps out. What I am offering here is a one-hundred(100) % legitimate sponsorship into the Goonwaffe corp in GSF. As any goon can tell you, a GW member in good standing who has been in the corp long enough can sponsor one(1) person into their corp; so in the same spirit of our new renter program, I would like to sell this sponsorship to the highest bidder. I am open to having this sale brokered by a reputable 3rd-party such as Chribba or Mittani, if they are willing.

Bidding starts at 10b isk. I would appreciate it very much if the mods would refrain from knee-jerk locking this because they think it's a troll thread.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#2 - 2013-09-09 03:05:15 UTC
I'm gonna report you to the directors

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Oggat
The Adam's Family
#3 - 2013-09-09 03:05:16 UTC
Yea, this is going to last long.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-09-09 03:07:01 UTC
Vasudeva Yuezhi wrote:
I'm sure you're all familiar with GSF recruitment scams: some guy messages you offering to let you join GSF, you contract him your stuff for the "jump freighter service" to bring to VFK and get your carrier blown up a few jumps out. What I am offering here is a one-hundred(100) % legitimate sponsorship into the Goonwaffe corp in GSF. As any goon can tell you, a GW member in good standing who has been in the corp long enough can sponsor one(1) person into their corp; so in the same spirit of our new renter program, I would like to sell this sponsorship to the highest bidder. I am open to having this sale brokered by a reputable 3rd-party such as Chribba or Mittani, if they are willing.

Bidding starts at 10b isk. I would appreciate it very much if the mods would refrain from knee-jerk locking this because they think it's a troll thread.


This is a bad post.

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Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#5 - 2013-09-09 03:17:09 UTC
I bid "F" and "U"...

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-09-09 03:18:26 UTC
You forgot to sign your post.

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Oggat
The Adam's Family
#7 - 2013-09-09 03:22:48 UTC
I have a meta 2 fit Omen. The XL shield Boosters was gray when I equipped them but everything else works.

Can I be in ur guild?
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#8 - 2013-09-09 03:29:58 UTC
Seems legit.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#9 - 2013-09-09 03:53:06 UTC
I wish to pledge 20b to this product and/or service.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-09-09 03:53:21 UTC
Goonswarm doesn't scam.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
ISD Tyrozan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2013-09-09 04:07:37 UTC
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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#12 - 2013-09-09 04:10:58 UTC
Well I guess this really is legit...
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-09-09 04:20:07 UTC
It's funny because you can't say if it's a troll or not.

Unless you know the rules I guess...
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#14 - 2013-09-09 04:52:20 UTC
ISD Tyrozan wrote:
Thread has been moved to Sell Orders.



C'est la guerre.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Mr Pragmatic
#15 - 2013-09-09 05:21:07 UTC
I have 2 million isk. Can I be a space turd?

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2013-09-09 06:36:55 UTC
hrhr so goonwaffe would take anyone who just has enough isk...quality recruitment there...

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
killerkeano
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-09-09 07:39:43 UTC
1 isk
Vasudeva Yuezhi
Pizza Warriors
#18 - 2013-09-09 12:58:51 UTC
I will kindly advise anyone posting lowball bids to look at the 10b isk minimum bid in the OP.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#19 - 2013-09-09 14:23:50 UTC
Gevlon Goblin needed 40bil to get into TEST

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Bob FromMarketing
Space Marketing Department
#20 - 2013-09-09 14:33:39 UTC
Gevlon Goblin is a sperging autistic moron, so he fit in properly. I'd assume the average pubbie would need at least 50b due to the cultural differences.
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