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So you think you can EVE !
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Vatos Amigo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-09-07 20:04:10 UTC
What's make you a good eve player?
Name a few tricks that most eve players wouldn't know to do in eve?

So you think you can EVE ?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#2 - 2013-09-07 20:11:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Realizing that I am, in fact, quite terrible at EVE and to either confirm or deny this would be a lie.

How did you Veterans start?
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#3 - 2013-09-07 20:19:08 UTC
Vatos Amigo wrote:
What's make you a good eve player?
Name a few tricks that most eve players wouldn't know to do in eve?

So you think you can EVE ?

I actually read the attribute descriptions of the items I purchase.

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
DRGaius Baltar
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-09-07 20:21:10 UTC
invulnerable to wife agro
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#5 - 2013-09-07 20:22:30 UTC
Amhra Rho wrote:
I actually read the attribute descriptions of the items I purchase.
h4x
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#6 - 2013-09-07 20:23:57 UTC
i Lol'd

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
David Kir
Errantry Armaments
#7 - 2013-09-07 20:25:57 UTC
I live in my grandmother's basement, which automatically makes me a 1337 PvPer.

Friends are like cows: if you eat them, they die.
Holgrak Blacksmith
Prophets of Motav
#8 - 2013-09-07 20:30:56 UTC
I have Magic The Gathering trained to V, like all leet pvpers.
Sakaron Hefdover
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-09-07 20:45:24 UTC
I can remember to move my ship when in combat.

I also can haul stuff without being blown up
Donbe Scurred
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-09-07 20:49:19 UTC
I am currently creating an alt for every null-sec system and I am going to AFK cloak in all of them. We will all die in a flood of tears and it will be glorious.
Miku Yumi
Emergency Medical Assistance Unit
#11 - 2013-09-07 21:09:02 UTC
I stagger the four large reps on my Oneiros by 1/4 cycles so that one is always landing Smile
Alara IonStorm
#12 - 2013-09-07 21:18:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
I will have you know that...

I am the very model of a modern EvE CEO
I've information on secs Hi, Null, and Low,
I know the Corps of Null Sec, and I quote the blobs historical
From 46DP-O to Asakai, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters fleets numerical,
I understand the carebears are, both cowards and hysterical,
About probing I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the firepower a Gnosis spews.

My skills give my very good resists and armor stats;
They've come in handy on my pulse fit Hellcats:
In short, in all secs Hi, Null, and Low,
I am the very model of a modern EvE CEO

I know our mythic history, from Sir Molly to Mittani;
I fit with PG implants, and my tank is always omni,
I can link the killmails of all the ganks I like to tease,
In scan res I can lock a victims pod before it flees;
I can tell limited issues from models both general and of faction,
I know the speed advantage of Minmatar with some satisfaction!
Then I can fit a Vulture of which I've equipped gang links before,
And farm all the ISK from those infernal nonsense datacores.

Then I can write an EvE blog that perfectly informs,
And tell you ev'ry detail of NeX stores Caldari uniforms:
In short, in all secs Hi, Null, and Low,
I am the very model of a modern EvE CEO

In fact, when I know what is meant by being "scammed" and "conned",
When I can tell at sight a Stabber from a T2 Vegabond,
When such affairs as cyno's and snipers I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "DD that"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern rail gunnery,
Yet still don't know why my navies camo'd when there's no space shrubbery,
In short, when I've a smattering of intergalactic strategy
You'll say a better EvE Player has never such a pod a gee.

For my fitting knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Have all been EFT made fits, it is quite the stat directory;
But still, in all secs Hi, Null, and Low,
I am the very model of a modern EvE CEO

/Can't believe I just did that. =/
Jim Era
#13 - 2013-09-07 21:19:49 UTC
I am Jim Era

Wat™
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-09-07 21:20:26 UTC
Number one rule of ever - everybody else sucks at it more than you.

CCP Fozzie “We can see how much money people are making in nullsec and it is, a gigantic amount, a shit-ton… in null sec anomalies. “*

Kaalrus pwned..... :)
Lebake
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-09-07 22:16:18 UTC
Donbe Scurred wrote:
I am currently creating an alt for every null-sec system and I am going to AFK cloak in all of them. We will all die in a flood of tears and it will be glorious.


The dam will burst before the floodgates open
Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-09-07 22:19:25 UTC
I have fun playing this game so i guess im good at it
Riyal
invidious Squid
#17 - 2013-09-07 22:23:43 UTC
By keeping such things secret to maintain your edge over the competition?

In hindsight my post should have had more psssshhhh
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#18 - 2013-09-07 23:14:06 UTC
Riyal wrote:
By keeping such things secret to maintain your edge over the competition?


A lot of this. I don't share my best tricks. Granted, I am fully aware that other people know them, but if I spread the word, the harder I have to work in comparison.

Which explains why most of the replies to this thread are trolling.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#19 - 2013-09-08 00:29:22 UTC
The absolute best trick of all...




















































































































Take everything with a grain of salt....



















































Otherwise you'll get butthurt.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Ryhss
#20 - 2013-09-08 01:26:20 UTC
DRGaius Baltar wrote:
invulnerable to wife agro

Me too!(unmarried)

I just turned into an egg, did I level up? I spent an hour trying to salvage a wreck, when in local a guy said "Stop it, this is my Tempest, I was AFK"
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