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The Mittani Distraught; May Have To Get Real Job

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#21 - 2013-09-07 16:39:18 UTC
Posting in a.............something something goonswarm??!?!

Thread?

I dunno...

...
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-09-07 17:37:40 UTC
"Today, CCP Soundwave announced his departure from CCP Games, and with that announcement the last tendril of a power position within CCP Games was lost by Goonswarm Federation."

Well, if this kind of crap is allowed to be written I don't want to live anymore. I think its time to go kill myself.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
Asuka Smith
StarHunt
#23 - 2013-09-07 18:20:57 UTC
Why is it that the people most inclined towards outrage are the least literate? There are some people in here who have opened their mouths and removed all doubt of their foolishness.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#24 - 2013-09-07 18:39:26 UTC
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?


Individuals from Goonswarm have historically been able to rent systems that Goonswarm doesn't own to people without much difficulty when Goonswarm didn't have a rental program.

Why would you imagine they'd have trouble renting systems they do own when they do have a rental program?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Dave Stark
#25 - 2013-09-07 18:55:10 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?


Individuals from Goonswarm have historically been able to rent systems that Goonswarm doesn't own to people without much difficulty when Goonswarm didn't have a rental program.

Why would you imagine they'd have trouble renting systems they do own when they do have a rental program?


because goons.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#26 - 2013-09-07 18:55:20 UTC
Gather round, childern: Uncle Malc is going to tell you about Poe's law.


And drink rum.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Medude
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-09-07 19:06:38 UTC
admiral root wrote:
Investigative reporter, Dinsdale Pirannah. I LOL'd.


I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out Shocked
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#28 - 2013-09-07 19:07:31 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?


Individuals from Goonswarm have historically been able to rent systems that Goonswarm doesn't own to people without much difficulty when Goonswarm didn't have a rental program.

Why would you imagine they'd have trouble renting systems they do own when they do have a rental program?


because goons.


grrr goons

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#29 - 2013-09-07 19:09:15 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Gather round, childern: Uncle Malc is going to tell you about Poe's law.


And drink rum.

You have your own law. Stay away from ”mine” (by which I mean the one I keep referring to the most in my posting). Evil
Oggat
The Adam's Family
#30 - 2013-09-07 19:15:13 UTC
Top Goon is a member of CCP but has a job to protect.

Top Goon leaves CCP, still knows the game like the back of his hand, has friends inside but no longer has a job to protect. Can now do pretty much what ever the hell he wants.

The dog is off the leash, how is this going to hurt goons again?
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-09-07 19:25:53 UTC
jackncoke wrote:

I especially like how you portrayed Mittens as a snob by describing choosing of wine for the dinner.

Yep if you read with enough care you will notice the description of food and drink is 100% satire.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2013-09-07 19:35:36 UTC
Ermagerd, teh Gewns.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Toros Revoke
#33 - 2013-09-07 19:44:42 UTC
Just a quick reminder, Eve is a game!
Vince Snetterton
#34 - 2013-09-07 21:46:42 UTC
Oggat wrote:
Top Goon is a member of CCP but has a job to protect.

Top Goon leaves CCP, still knows the game like the back of his hand, has friends inside but no longer has a job to protect. Can now do pretty much what ever the hell he wants.

The dog is off the leash, how is this going to hurt goons again?


Indeed.
It is unlikely he is bound by any NDA like the CSM, (like that had any teeth anyway), and knows precisely what changes are in the pipeline.
Goons will make trillions more than they do now, at least in the short term.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2013-09-07 22:52:33 UTC
Toros Revoke wrote:
Just a quick reminder, Eve is a game!

It sure feels like a job.
You sure you didnt think of Anarchy Online?
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#36 - 2013-09-07 23:08:53 UTC
Vince Snetterton wrote:
Indeed.
It is unlikely he is bound by any NDA like the CSM, (like that had any teeth anyway), and knows precisely what changes are in the pipeline.
Goons will make trillions more than they do now, at least in the short term.


Because developers never sign NDA's?
Ken 1138
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2013-09-07 23:48:50 UTC
I thought using EVE to make real money was a permabannable offence and breach of the EULA?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#38 - 2013-09-07 23:55:01 UTC
Ken 1138 wrote:
I thought using EVE to make real money was a permabannable offence and breach of the EULA?


It is. If you get caught.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#39 - 2013-09-07 23:58:47 UTC
Give me back my click on the mouse plz!

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#40 - 2013-09-08 00:22:48 UTC
Mmm, Goon threads. Somehow this is what always brings me back to the forums.

Thanks for the laugh, and thanks for link to a particularly snarky satirical story. It made me laugh as well.

IB4 Harry Forever crusading around with his pitchfork.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.