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The Mittani Distraught; May Have To Get Real Job

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Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-09-07 10:29:19 UTC
Goonswarm RMT empire comes to an end?

"Go Goon or Go Home"

Perfect description of the biggest problem with Eve. 
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2013-09-07 10:32:15 UTC
Grr goons thread ground floor. Please pick up your tinfoil as you enter.
Dave stark
#3 - 2013-09-07 10:34:55 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Please pick up your tinfoil as you enter.


knew i should have invested in tinfoil instead of isotopes.
Mr Pragmatic
#4 - 2013-09-07 10:36:25 UTC
I dislike goons as much as anyone else, but this is an abortion of an article.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2013-09-07 10:40:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
For Sale

Fashionable and practical headgear, more than 300 available

eleventybillion ISK

It's satirical just in case anyone missed it.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#6 - 2013-09-07 10:42:00 UTC
Investigative reporter, Dinsdale Pirannah. I LOL'd.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#7 - 2013-09-07 10:52:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Amhra Rho
*sniff* *sniff* Smells like bunkum. At very least, I'll require a whole lot more than this. Empty poesy, conjecture and fluff.

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
jackncoke
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-09-07 12:56:08 UTC
Idiots:

"Poetic StanzielSeptember 7, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Tagged, you know, humour. And I don't mention any real names, because it would be ****** to have a real name linked to a joke post that somebody might take seriously. Why I only used game names."


OP is a troll and apparently he found rich soil in EVE player base.

Good satire though. I enjoyed it.
I especially like how you portrayed Mittens as a snob by describing choosing of wine for the dinner.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2013-09-07 13:00:27 UTC
The Meta Game has devolved into a gigantic piece of pathetic desperation, imho.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
jackncoke
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-09-07 13:04:00 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
The Meta Game has devolved into a gigantic piece of pathetic desperation, imho.


+1 for failing to read.
Taiwanistan
#11 - 2013-09-07 13:38:48 UTC
lol dinsdale piranha

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#12 - 2013-09-07 13:46:49 UTC
Taiwanistan wrote:
lol dinsdale piranha


Nonsense level overloaded right there, did not read further. Article is best summarized here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLdYVELWrQ
Rengerel en Distel
#13 - 2013-09-07 14:17:51 UTC
A joke blog by Poetic, not unlike every other one of his blogs.

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#14 - 2013-09-07 14:24:38 UTC
Lol Humour.
handbanana
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-09-07 14:27:45 UTC
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Goonswarm RMT empire comes to an end?



Naw, they're rolling in all that fat, delicious, renter income now. Big smile

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”    -Jack Handy
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#16 - 2013-09-07 15:58:57 UTC
handbanana wrote:
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Goonswarm RMT empire comes to an end?



Naw, they're rolling in all that fat, delicious, renter income now. Big smile



Very confusing. Are we talking about the same goonswarm that called renting the biggest scam in the game, and anyone would engage in it, losers?

And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?

Signature removed - CCP Eterne
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#17 - 2013-09-07 16:11:59 UTC
LOL, this spam at the end. Lol

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2013-09-07 16:14:32 UTC
Quote:


And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?


This was never an issue.
handbanana
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-09-07 16:16:34 UTC
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
handbanana wrote:
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Goonswarm RMT empire comes to an end?



Naw, they're rolling in all that fat, delicious, renter income now. Big smile



Very confusing. Are we talking about the same goonswarm that called renting the biggest scam in the game, and anyone would engage in it, losers?

And have they actually found someone dumb enough to rent from them?



It would strangely seem the answer to both questions is yes. I laughed so hard, I may have peed a little.



“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”    -Jack Handy
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#20 - 2013-09-07 16:32:16 UTC
If you're believing this, go back and read the labels on it, at the bottom.

We'll wait.

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
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