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Why does everybody hates me ?

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Scotty-The Docking Manager
Prima Poussinus
#1 - 2013-09-06 01:23:26 UTC
Since ten years now, I work as a humble docking manager in New Eden.
Since ten years, because of me, YOU, capsuleers, can undock without much problem, and dock while I take care of all boarding and unboarding procedures of you ships, and of your crews.

But all that work for what ?

I've read a lot of Galnet blogs, forums, and sites where every one seems to complain about me, from mercenaries - who say that I'm drunk and really don't know how to supply them in vehicules without crushing them on the battlefield while delivering them - to capsuleers - who think I'm responsible of all their problems while they try to undock or dock in a station.

I want to say that for ten years, I remain silent, but now it's too much, I can't stand anymore all the hate, and all rumors that spreads around my name.

I'm a humble servent of your greatness, please, keep that in mind before insulting me in Jita's Local Chat.

Thanks.

Scotty.

Scotty. At your service.

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#2 - 2013-09-06 01:25:37 UTC
Get back to work, or I am going to get a shovel and some lime.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-09-06 01:25:50 UTC
0/10.

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.

Motorbit
Moira.
Villore Accords
#4 - 2013-09-06 01:26:57 UTC
i t hink thats the guy who scratched my machariel.
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#5 - 2013-09-06 01:32:51 UTC
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.

Leafar Nightfall
Silent Owls
#6 - 2013-09-06 01:35:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Leafar Nightfall
Posting in stealth goonswarm alt buff undocks thread
Scotty-The Docking Manager
Prima Poussinus
#7 - 2013-09-06 01:42:12 UTC
Motorbit wrote:
i t hink thats the guy who scratched my machariel.

I certainly didn't ! That's always the same story with you.

It's a shame to tell such things only in the hope of having a discount on your next bills.

Scotty. At your service.

Motorbit
Moira.
Villore Accords
#8 - 2013-09-06 01:44:49 UTC
as if i would let you touch my ships ever again.
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#9 - 2013-09-06 01:50:08 UTC
10 year old that is less than 1 day old?

I'd call that a liar personally.

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  

Motorbit
Moira.
Villore Accords
#10 - 2013-09-06 01:59:45 UTC
maby he got his pilot license just yesterday. that would explain why he dented all these ships in the past.
Lavitias Arjar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-09-06 02:11:20 UTC
Dented hell he completely made the engine fall off my poor Raven. Insurance said something about him not being and insured pilot or something like that. You owe me a engine buddy.
Steve Spooner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-09-06 02:48:26 UTC
Scotty has jump clones and thus we can assume that he obtained his license prior to this post.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#13 - 2013-09-06 02:52:27 UTC
WTF I CANT DOCK AND YOU ARE POSTING ON THE GOD DAMN FORUMS YOU ****
Moneta Curran
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-09-06 06:10:07 UTC
Probably because your grammar and sense of humor are bad.



S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#15 - 2013-09-06 07:14:07 UTC
Obvious troll, everyone knows the docking manager is Polish not Scottish.
Lugalbandak
Lego3
#16 - 2013-09-06 07:28:22 UTC
Scotty-The Docking Manager wrote:
Since ten years now, I work as a humble docking manager in New Eden.
Since ten years, because of me, YOU, capsuleers, can undock without much problem, and dock while I take care of all boarding and unboarding procedures of you ships, and of your crews.

But all that work for what ?

I've read a lot of Galnet blogs, forums, and sites where every one seems to complain about me, from mercenaries - who say that I'm drunk and really don't know how to supply them in vehicules without crushing them on the battlefield while delivering them - to capsuleers - who think I'm responsible of all their problems while they try to undock or dock in a station.

I want to say that for ten years, I remain silent, but now it's too much, I can't stand anymore all the hate, and all rumors that spreads around my name.

I'm a humble servent of your greatness, please, keep that in mind before insulting me in Jita's Local Chat.

Thanks.

Scotty.


you should check the dust 514 forums , tey really really ******* hate you overthere

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back

Scotty-The Docking Manager
Prima Poussinus
#17 - 2013-09-06 09:50:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Scotty-The Docking Manager
I'm going to check it, yes. But I'm doing my best.

I don't know why it's always my job to help people on the battlefield, as mentionned before, I'm no pilot I'm just a ordinary space worker, not a battlefield technician or a dropping specialist.

Quote:
maby he got his pilot license just yesterday.

Yeah, I paid good money to obtain this brand new right to pilot shuttles, but for now I can't get out of the station ... There's still work to do.
If there's any problem with your ships during docking procedure, please contact your insurance and remember that I'm managing hundreds of stations at the same time, while you're piloting only one ship at the time !

Scotty. At your service.

TheBlueMonkey
Be Nice Inc.
Prismatic Legion
#18 - 2013-09-06 10:03:53 UTC
Because we're gods and you're a peon who doesn't work to our standards and should be grateful for the breath we let you take
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-09-06 10:05:19 UTC
Scotty-The Docking Manager wrote:
Since ten years now, I work as a humble docking manager in New Eden.
Since ten years, because of me, YOU, capsuleers, can undock without much problem, and dock while I take care of all boarding and unboarding procedures of you ships, and of your crews.

But all that work for what ?

I've read a lot of Galnet blogs, forums, and sites where every one seems to complain about me, from mercenaries - who say that I'm drunk and really don't know how to supply them in vehicules without crushing them on the battlefield while delivering them - to capsuleers - who think I'm responsible of all their problems while they try to undock or dock in a station.

I want to say that for ten years, I remain silent, but now it's too much, I can't stand anymore all the hate, and all rumors that spreads around my name.

I'm a humble servent of your greatness, please, keep that in mind before insulting me in Jita's Local Chat.

Thanks.

Scotty.




You're not working at any French Airport so just STFU and go back to work.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Scotty-The Docking Manager
Prima Poussinus
#20 - 2013-09-06 11:44:52 UTC
What is a French Airport ?

Scotty. At your service.

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