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[Corp Thief] Jerro Kouraki

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Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-09-05 22:56:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Varactyl Charante
Be wary of the toon "Jerro Kouraki" and all his related alts.

He has recently cleared out the hangar bay of our WH. Luckily we were leaving the hole at the time so he didn't steal too much. However, we are a small corp and 1.5-2 bil was quite a lot for us, considering the fact that only two of us can remain active currently due to insurance payments and school. As he was the last to leave the wormhole due to our other members leaving for dinner, we have also lost our wormhole and the POS that it contained.

The offending party is still in our corp at the moment as he has not logged back on since the theft.

Our recruiter has been punished for his negligence and our corp will be requiring full API's in the future to prevent more instances like this.

Thank you for your time, Fly Safe o7

EDIT: I just got yelled at by our unsubbed CEO for putting the wrong estimate on the isk loss. Apparently, this was a much more lucrative heist than I thought. My original estimate was 1.2 bil now changed to 1.5-2 bil.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

Rabid Disconnection
Prism's Keepers
#2 - 2013-09-05 23:07:24 UTC
Varactyl Charante wrote:
considering the fact that only two of us can remain active currently due to insurance payments and school


LOL Is this a stealth nerf obamacare thread?
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-09-05 23:09:32 UTC
Rabid Disconnection wrote:
Varactyl Charante wrote:
considering the fact that only two of us can remain active currently due to insurance payments and school


LOL Is this a stealth nerf obamacare thread?


Lol, no my friend has to pay insurance for his car and can't stay subbed (High School Problems Roll)

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

Night Sword
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-09-06 02:46:41 UTC
If you have to pay for a sub while living in a wormhole....

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
NaK'Lin
Seamen Force
#5 - 2013-09-06 03:24:29 UTC  |  Edited by: NaK'Lin
read it with me, again and again, ... one point five billion - two billion

I've rarely seen shipfits that cheap in a wormhole, let alone a whole hangar.
Your corp was doing something insanely wrong. Your corp as a whole will have MUCH more money in K-space even, let alone a wormhole.

However, when I read
Quote:
Our recruiter has been punished for his negligence and our corp will be requiring full API's in the future to prevent more instances like this.
I couldn't help but think of your corp leadership failing utterly. The full API might or might not have helped this. Recruiting is a damn hard job. More so when only interacting with pixels. the full API *can* give you a hint for elaborate or less elaborate schemes, but in most cases, if the perpetrator is good, it'll help you jacksh*t.

If anything, you should all be punished, for being able to lose a WH and the POS ?!?!?!?!? just because of going to dinner. What did you all do, leave the WH as a group and warp to chucky cheese?

+1 for the thief to make space for a corp that might make something out of an otherwise wasted WH.
Anne McDonald
Sandman are here
#6 - 2013-09-06 03:42:32 UTC
It is very amusing, C&P is where everyone seems to post about corp thefts yet they are met by the thief being hailed as a king. 1.5-2bill worth of stuff from the hanger, how long was he in your corp for? He must have been as disappointed as us to realize a wormhole corps assets were that low!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-09-06 03:53:11 UTC
Proof?

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#8 - 2013-09-06 04:13:07 UTC
Cheap lesson. You should send him ISK in gratitude.

My main Sleeper ratting ship costs as much as your entire loss, on one single hull. If a corp thief got into our WH POS hanger bays, we'd lose scores of billions, at least. Next time 1) don't be so trusting and 2) exploit your WH like you mean it. That way, we can hear tears over a proper heist.

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Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-09-06 13:59:57 UTC
Wow... Just... OK

I don't normally perform this service outside of the alliance but this is really just pitiful. Your story of failure has struck a heart cord friend so I am going to do you a solid. As soon as you guys get back on your feet message me in game. I specialize in corporate security. I will join your corp for just long enough to examine its structure as well as your habits then give you a suggestion on how to reorganize rolls and a lesson in recruitment to make sure this doesn't happen again.
Striker 503
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-09-07 11:13:38 UTC
man my vigilant costs more than that, wtf is this a joke?!
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#11 - 2013-09-07 12:56:53 UTC
Striker 503 wrote:
man my vigilant costs more than that, wtf is this a joke?!


You should know!
Dasola
New Edens Freeports
#12 - 2013-09-07 14:11:25 UTC
Varactyl Charante wrote:
Be wary of the toon "Jerro Kouraki" and all his related alts.

He has recently cleared out the hangar bay of our WH. Luckily we were leaving the hole at the time so he didn't steal too much. However, we are a small corp and 1.5-2 bil was quite a lot for us, considering the fact that only two of us can remain active currently due to insurance payments and school. As he was the last to leave the wormhole due to our other members leaving for dinner, we have also lost our wormhole and the POS that it contained.

The offending party is still in our corp at the moment as he has not logged back on since the theft.

Our recruiter has been punished for his negligence and our corp will be requiring full API's in the future to prevent more instances like this.

Thank you for your time, Fly Safe o7

EDIT: I just got yelled at by our unsubbed CEO for putting the wrong estimate on the isk loss. Apparently, this was a much more lucrative heist than I thought. My original estimate was 1.2 bil now changed to 1.5-2 bil.


Considering full api dosent prevent someone later deside **** this im takeing what i can...

We are Minmatar, Our ship are made of scraps, but look what our scraps can do...

Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-09-09 23:13:20 UTC
Anne McDonald wrote:
It is very amusing, C&P is where everyone seems to post about corp thefts yet they are met by the thief being hailed as a king. 1.5-2bill worth of stuff from the hanger, how long was he in your corp for? He must have been as disappointed as us to realize a wormhole corps assets were that low!


Yeah. I see your point in the C&P thing. I really CBF if I posted this or not but my CEO was bitching about it.

He was in our corp for maybe a month before we moved IN to the wormhole. I kind of believe he may not have even intended to steal our very small amount of assets originally, but I think when he logged on to no one in the wormhole and the POS fuel starting to run out the heist music started playing in his head.

Honestly even if he was trying to screw us over from the beginning we still had some good times with the guy. I kind of liked him. He also wasn't by any means an inactive corp member and ran the sites in our WH with us when we had enough people online. He also gas mined and helped chip in for POS fuel before the WH started paying for itself.

He also hosted our TS server, oddly enough. This guy was either a pro at elaborate ruses, or pissed that we were bailing out of the wormhole. Either way I salute him. o7

To the other people, the 5 or so main accounts that we had in corp were unable to be online most of the time( lives and jobs), hence our leaving the wormhole because it was becoming an isk black hole and we weren't making much isk because we were unable to run sites efficiently. We were basically unprepared for it and taking on a larger prospect than we originally expected.

Also, not really too mad about this because I had decided about two weeks earlier that I really didn't like living in the WH and so I moved all my ships and other things back to Jita. Cool

I posted thing in C&P only because I really didn't think it fit anywhere else.

Lesson Learned Roll Fly safe o7

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

Triple Entendre
VoidSpaceTripleInc
#14 - 2013-09-10 08:09:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Triple Entendre
This is a horrific and unjust besmirching of Jerro Kouraki's noble name. I don't know the person, but I can only assume they are being framed for something.

I will believe nothing less until I see proof of this happening.
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#15 - 2013-09-10 17:38:11 UTC
NaK'Lin wrote:
What did you all do, leave the WH as a group and warp to chucky cheese?


This is why our corp outings are always to Dave & Busters. Nobody would want to awox and miss out on the fun times. Chucky Cheese on the other hand just doesn't compare.

No good deed goes unpunished

Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-09-10 17:44:10 UTC
Triple Entendre wrote:
This is a horrific and unjust besmirching of Jerro Kouraki's noble name. I don't know the person, but I can only assume they are being framed for something.

I will believe nothing less until I see proof of this happening.


I agree. It sounds like an ideal corp mate. helping fund the wh move, helping rat wh sites helping helping.
Finally the rest of corp goes afk and they pack it in. He takes the isk he invested from the hanger and leaves disappointed. hard working and honourable from the sounds of it and we haven't even heard his side.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85

Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-09-10 18:55:14 UTC
I could never understand why victims write in great detail to this fine forum how they were violated in game. Do we feel pity? Yeah, for that poor fool who spent all that time infiltrating your corp only to get a lousy payout for his time.

Not sure what you're trying to accomplish by telling us your story, The loss isn't even worth the embarrassment that it has caused your corp.

Just take your shower, wash off your shame, and accept that love child. Move on.

Bombers Rule!!!

RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-09-10 19:00:16 UTC
The proof is Overwhelming!

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Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#19 - 2013-09-10 19:38:19 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
The proof is Overwhelming!


Proof is so 2012.....................
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-09-10 22:11:02 UTC
Yeah, tell it to the CEO. I lost nothing. I don't care about the corp stuff he took. Jerro, Cheers to ya buddy. Fly Safe o7

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

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