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WTF DID TO THA DRAKE!!!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#61 - 2013-09-03 04:14:49 UTC
Contact me in game & I'll get you in to Goonswarm. You'll get along fine here.

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Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#62 - 2013-09-03 04:45:33 UTC
Goddamn, learn to take a decent screencap.
Also, you might want to undock first, then turn the hardener on, genius.
Lastly, some english lessons along the way might not be a bad idea. Your engrish gave me a headache.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#63 - 2013-09-03 05:15:04 UTC
You sound and type like moron...

Need to flex the Wardec Muscle...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Pytria Le'Danness
Placid Reborn
#64 - 2013-09-03 07:39:24 UTC
Met4L wrote:
WTF DID TO THA DRAKE!!! TODAY IS NOT GIVING THE HP BONUS WEN YOU USE BUFFER FIT

Wanna force player to buy plex on store to make isk on game or what!!

comon man cant run mission!! supose TOBE MMRPG not just MM
already toke 1 launcher - has just bonus on scorge "the worst missile"

BONUS DEFENSES NOT WORKING TODAY - on BUFFER FIT GTF CCP

just mine like ****** and blow up

god im on rage EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


He mad?

He sure sounds mad.

Maybe I should have made a similar post when they changed drones so I couldn't fly the Thorax with eight heavy drones any more. I miss my eight drones Thorax [:sad:].

I bet making such a verbose and well-thought out post would have changed everything!

Oh wait, it wouldn't.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2013-09-03 07:40:25 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You sound and type like moron...

Need to flex the Wardec Muscle...


One can dream. I don't think he flies his beloved "top fit on battleclinic" drake on that character.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Mistress Rose
Defensores Fidei
#66 - 2013-09-03 07:41:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Mistress Rose
Eli Green wrote:
wtf is going on in this thread? Ugh



The future of the human race. We're in very serious trouble. *sigh*


(God I'm on rage....just wow)
Mistress Rose
Defensores Fidei
#67 - 2013-09-03 07:53:12 UTC
Can't wat to see what happens when the NPCs pop his drones.

OMFGWTFPWN CCP muh drones GOT PAWPD! I DEMAND PAY fir me Hobgobs!

Someone , for the love of humanity, suicide gank this guy. THAT petition will be PRICELESS.
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#68 - 2013-09-03 08:01:10 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
I wish everyone put their cases across like this guy...

SYRIA CRISIS NOT WAR BAD GOOD NO INVADE K SARIN

MURDOCH EMPIRE RUPERT PHONE TAPPING GOODBAD YESNO

ARGENTINA WENT SPAIN BACK THIS NOT WORK NO NO NO



Thanks dude, I literally burst out laughing and now everyone in the office is looking at me like im so kind of weirdo. Thanks for that.




Also, this is possibly the best thread to appear on these boards in weeks.

Never, ever, stop posting OP.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.

Aracimia Wolfe
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#69 - 2013-09-03 08:30:39 UTC
This thread has epic written all over it, move over snotshot, company you haz

Kill it with Fire!

Narma Saldana
Doomheim
#70 - 2013-09-03 08:45:22 UTC
Uhm yea, the ingame fitting window calculates EHP based on your lowest resist.

Get EFT if you want to calculate vs average resist or some other specific damage type.
Khemax
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#71 - 2013-09-03 08:51:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Khemax
" i wann be rude cuz im RH guy not fat ruby nerd programer."

WTF is that supposed to mean??

RH = Ridiculously Hideous?
RH = Rent Hammock?
RH = Right Horseface?
RH = Rear Hunter?
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2013-09-03 09:12:39 UTC
Best advantage of having an older character with more SP is this kinda junk doesn't bother me, I just fly something else.
Mistress Rose
Defensores Fidei
#73 - 2013-09-03 09:23:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Mistress Rose
I'd like to add the to the threadfest by pointing out his Drake is named "Big Balls". CCP nerfed his Balls, which will almost certainly prevent this genius from reproducing. Shocked. Lawyer up CCP!
Lubomir Sakato
Sakato Engineering Services
#74 - 2013-09-03 09:25:44 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
I wish everyone put their cases across like this guy...

SYRIA CRISIS NOT WAR BAD GOOD NO INVADE K SARIN

MURDOCH EMPIRE RUPERT PHONE TAPPING GOODBAD YESNO

ARGENTINA WENT SPAIN BACK THIS NOT WORK NO NO NO


rofl. this man sums up my thougts perfectly.Lol
+1
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#75 - 2013-09-03 09:57:47 UTC
Maurice deSaxe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#76 - 2013-09-03 10:06:05 UTC
Best rant ever.
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#77 - 2013-09-03 10:21:54 UTC
Quote:

I started reading this thread because I'm a bit of a Drake fan. For a new player the Drake is a real shot in the arm.

I'm unable to duplicate the OPs experience. For example, I ran a level 3 Angel Extravaganza mission today using a Drake fitted with limited explosive and kinetic hardeners. I took a lot of missile and projectile fire with no serious issues. Aside from today's server hiccup warping me back into a hornet's nest on that same mission, that is. Made it through anyway.

Since I'm cap stable with my fit, I just turn the hardeners on ad forget about it. One wonders if this is the OPs real issue. Methinks he doth protest too much.


This is taking the conversation in the right direction. If enough Drake flyers relate their experiences for comparison, maybe we'll get English soon.

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#78 - 2013-09-03 10:28:46 UTC
Me Inglesh GOD speik!

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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#79 - 2013-09-03 10:47:18 UTC
I am locking this for being a rant.

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Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#80 - 2013-09-03 10:48:24 UTC
WHA DA FOOK I TRY AIND FIT MEGATRON BUT BLASTER NO FIT SO I YOOZE POOWAR IMPLANT TOOO MAK I' FEET!!

I TRII TO AKDIVATE GOONZ BOOT DEY NO FIYA SO I DIE FROM NPC FAAAAAAAAAAAA

DARNMD CCP'Z NEED 2 FEEX ALL ZE'S BAD WEAAPUNNNSS OR I STOOP PLAYING DA GAYIM!!!

Y DRAEK BAD NOW???? Y I MOOST FLY MEGATRON TO KEEL TEST???????????