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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Garak n00biachi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#821 - 2013-09-02 11:29:58 UTC
Give Gallente FW players the option after killing a squid FW player to force the dreadlock hairmodel upon him\her.
Quinn Corvez
Perkone
Caldari State
#822 - 2013-09-02 11:30:41 UTC
Don't release Dust on the PC.

Nerf T3 into the ground and make people in wormholes unsub.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#823 - 2013-09-02 12:01:38 UTC
T3 capitals and solo capital ship pvp

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

Me of Course
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#824 - 2013-09-02 12:03:00 UTC
Put CCP Rise incharge to b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ Balance the ships in eve.... ohh wait

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Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#825 - 2013-09-02 13:22:43 UTC
Add an extra tier of insurance for the uber space rich that provides T2 noob ships. Add the skill "assault noob"
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#826 - 2013-09-02 13:37:45 UTC
Mother of all bad ideas...it so bad that it's almost good:

Replace concord with players!

Wait. Hear me out... Make it an NPC corp that you can only join after training X amount of combat related SP.
All the ISK from war decks go into the corp wallet for SPR.
Whenever a crime is committed a beacon appears on the concord players' overview that allows them to warp directly into the action.

Now imagine being able to bribe them...
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#827 - 2013-09-02 13:42:04 UTC
Skill training in reverse; skill forgetting at the same rate that they trained.
Mr Doctor
Sex Machineguns
#828 - 2013-09-02 14:34:51 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Skill training in reverse; skill forgetting at the same rate that they trained.

Could work in a F2P model. Dont pay and you can play but your skills drain.
Erien Rand
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#829 - 2013-09-02 14:44:12 UTC
Tall hairy bipedal sidekicks that understand English but cannot enunciate it so they just growl; laser crossbow not included, please see NEX store for details.
PopeUrban
El Expedicion
Flames of Exile
#830 - 2013-09-02 16:31:33 UTC
Automatic ship replacement for new and low SP players, you know, to improve the new player experience!
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#831 - 2013-09-02 17:43:42 UTC
An estimated time till concordokken on the fitting screen
Praxis Ginimic
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Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#832 - 2013-09-02 17:46:32 UTC
When some one tries to dual tank a ship aura starts screaming obscenities in íslenska.
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#833 - 2013-09-02 17:47:43 UTC
Release the game in a mobile platform for Android... but not iPhone. Smile
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#834 - 2013-09-02 17:49:55 UTC
Lift the ban on rmt but double your efforts in the war on bots
Praxis Ginimic
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Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#835 - 2013-09-02 17:52:29 UTC
Decide that balance is lame & ask Rise and Fozzie to reverse all the balance efforts under the guidance of an RNG
Blitzachter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#836 - 2013-09-02 19:02:29 UTC
Allow sovereignty in wormholes so that iHubs and upgrades can be installed so that more sleeper anomalies spawn.
Mascha Tzash
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#837 - 2013-09-02 20:25:54 UTC
Mercs that can be deployed upon a hostile ship for takeover/forcefull ejection of enemy pod. *cast locust swarm"
Jalequin
Jalequin Corporation
#838 - 2013-09-02 20:26:21 UTC
Broken T2 crystals slowly erode your ship.

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Agolon
Insight Limited
#839 - 2013-09-02 20:59:46 UTC
Let player's join Concord as a corp so they get a warp in point/alert when someone goes suspect in system so they can kill the bad ganker's Twisted
Praxis Ginimic
Best Kept Frozen.
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#840 - 2013-09-02 21:29:46 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Mother of all bad ideas...it so bad that it's almost good:

Replace concord with players!

Wait. Hear me out... Make it an NPC corp that you can only join after training X amount of combat related SP.
All the ISK from war decks go into the corp wallet for SPR.
Whenever a crime is committed a beacon appears on the concord players' overview that allows them to warp directly into the action.

Now imagine being able to bribe them...


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