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Switchblade Soliloquy Asheki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2013-08-31 02:37:34 UTC
Can I be on the **** list ? Cause all I do is post replies involving the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May he touch you deeply with his noodly appendage.
Reckless Ourtomineng
#42 - 2013-08-31 02:42:43 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Hey Glathull, what's this about posting doctrines?


Typical fail attempt to derail thread to cause flames and get it locked, umad?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#43 - 2013-08-31 02:42:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
My bad with the quote, it's 330am here, I need more caffeine.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#44 - 2013-08-31 02:42:49 UTC
all this anger is bad for the blood pressure. best be cautious or you'll have an apoplectic fit.
Switchblade Soliloquy Asheki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2013-08-31 02:49:53 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
all this anger is bad for the blood pressure. best be cautious or you'll have an apoplectic fit.


I actually looked up to see if apoplectic was a real word.
Bravo, may the FSM cover you in his blessed sauce.
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#46 - 2013-08-31 03:04:19 UTC
MacKael TO THE LIST
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#47 - 2013-08-31 03:14:21 UTC
So what is this? A stealth "I was bitchslapped by these people in a previous thread, with asshattery, sheer logic, or a smartassed response" whine thread?


That most definitely is a new one, at least for me.


The most important thing, is that you allow the tears to flow freely, caressing your face in their bittersweet, salty warmness.


Someone will be along shortly with a jar.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#48 - 2013-08-31 03:15:14 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
So what is this? A stealth "I was bitchslapped by these people in a previous thread, with asshattery, sheer logic, or a smartassed response" whine thread?

That most definitely is a new one, at least for me.

The most important thing, is that you allow the tears to flow freely, caressing your face in their bittersweet, salty warmness.

Someone will be along shortly with a jar.

Aren't most threads like that

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Hugo Z Hackenbush
State War Academy
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-08-31 03:18:25 UTC
Lol The OP has some awesome meds... this is Westworld and we like cake! /honest!!!Oops

[b][i]Eve is like the way that gun law equals a lot of deaths followed by a lot of people being real nice to each other, well, it would be if we all had our names and address posted on our character info! I wonder just how many players would still act like assholes? Fly safe, and lock your back door tonight
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#50 - 2013-08-31 03:18:35 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
So what is this? A stealth "I was bitchslapped by these people in a previous thread, with asshattery, sheer logic, or a smartassed response" whine thread?

That most definitely is a new one, at least for me.

The most important thing, is that you allow the tears to flow freely, caressing your face in their bittersweet, salty warmness.

Someone will be along shortly with a jar.

Aren't most threads like that


I am pretty sure that is the point of GD...at least in my few years of experience, lmao.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#51 - 2013-08-31 03:31:59 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
So what is this? A stealth "I was bitchslapped by these people in a previous thread, with asshattery, sheer logic, or a smartassed response" whine thread?

That most definitely is a new one, at least for me.

The most important thing, is that you allow the tears to flow freely, caressing your face in their bittersweet, salty warmness.

Someone will be along shortly with a jar.

Aren't most threads like that


I am pretty sure that is the point of GD...at least in my few years of experience, lmao.


Oh, hell, almost forgot. Needed to triple post with all quotes.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#52 - 2013-08-31 03:35:36 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
So what is this? A stealth "I was bitchslapped by these people in a previous thread, with asshattery, sheer logic, or a smartassed response" whine thread?

That most definitely is a new one, at least for me.

The most important thing, is that you allow the tears to flow freely, caressing your face in their bittersweet, salty warmness.

Someone will be along shortly with a jar.

Aren't most threads like that


I am pretty sure that is the point of GD...at least in my few years of experience, lmao.


Oh, hell, almost forgot. Needed to triple post with all quotes.

ok

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#53 - 2013-08-31 03:45:34 UTC
These tears are going to power the hamsters for months
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-08-31 03:54:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Tardbar
Well. I am a secret crypto-troll who targets the people who have "the agenda" so I am ambivalent to whether or not I am not the list.

I would feel honored to be on it, but it would interfere with my work.

Looking to talk on VOIP with other EVE players? Are you new and need help with EVE (welfare) or looking for advice? Looking for adversarial debate with angry people?

Captain Tardbar's Voice Discord Server
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#55 - 2013-08-31 04:04:19 UTC
Reckless Ourtomineng wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Hey Glathull, what's this about posting doctrines?


Typical fail attempt to derail thread to cause flames and get it locked, umad?



According to you, I post for the attention. Why would I be upset about you giving me the attention you say I so crave?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Reptail
#56 - 2013-08-31 04:13:54 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Reckless Ourtomineng wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
Hey Glathull, what's this about posting doctrines?


Typical fail attempt to derail thread to cause flames and get it locked, umad?



According to you, I post for the attention. Why would I be upset about you giving me the attention you say I so crave?


Asaklasa ksjrm na ? n$gut lespointjakjwe?

Ground Shiwer
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2013-08-31 04:15:20 UTC
Note to self: must shiptoast harder.

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Reptail
#58 - 2013-08-31 04:19:07 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Note to self: must shiptoast harder.


You really should since you have Zero Kills and Zero losses, play a bit more.

Ground Shiwer
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-08-31 04:20:19 UTC
Reptail wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
Note to self: must shiptoast harder.


You really should since you have Zero Kills and Zero losses, play a bit more.

K.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Reptail
#60 - 2013-08-31 04:20:55 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Reptail wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
Note to self: must shiptoast harder.


You really should since you have Zero Kills and Zero losses, play a bit more.

K.


k

Ground Shiwer