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The EVE Forum RANT

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Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#1 - 2013-08-31 01:10:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Greenmachine Sale
**THIS POST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS I FEEL**

Hello there my name is greenmachine sale and I'm about to tell you guys how it is.

I would like to ask all moderators to please cut me some slack before locking because there are so many useless posters on these forums that I think this one deserves enough time for the people mentioned in it to respond with their worthless garbage.

The Post Was Too Long So I Decided Not To Read Version -

The Like Whores:

Unsuccessful At Everything

Solstice Project

flakeys

Alice Saki


The Stiffs:

Dave Stark

Tippia



Honorable Mentions:

arabella blood

mynnna

Alavaria Fera

Jonah Gravenstein

Mallak Azaria

baltec3




MY VERSION -

THE LIKE WHORES

Unsuccessful At Everything - There is a reason why you are at the top of my like whore list. Why? Because all the ******* **** you have ever posted on the forums has never added anything of importance to that post. You always try to be funny with your unique sarcastic humor that is just ******* bullshit man. YOU should go back to your posting history and find A SINGLE post that adds to the conversation. I will bet my ******* life that there is nothing man holy ****.

Solstice Project - Okay, you're in the same boat as the guy above but you are on another level of intelligence that makes you think you can have the ******* attitude that you usually have that pisses me the **** off. You try to outsmart the ******* OP by saying what you have to say but then ******* insult the OP or try to say something funny that just ******* isn't. Good lord man you GOTTA STOP IT. Don't be a ****** **** being a like whore.

flakeys - This guy is all over the ******* forums and its a pity that I have to see his ******* posts ******* up all sections of the ******* forums. You will talk to another poster in a topic that has ******* nothing to do with what the OP is talking about. You will put a bunch of ******* faces (ex:LolCoolRollBlink) aimed at anothe poster trying to get likes and boost your ******* gay ass image. Damn it man i ******* hate that face ****. Bear

Alice Saki - I'm not too sure who the **** you are and what the **** you do in eve but how the ******* hell do you have 85k likes. I don't how you got those likes but that is completley crazy how many likes you have. I sure hope you've been playing the game since the beta because holy **** man what the ****.

THE STIFFS

Dave Stark - The first post I saw from you I knew right at that moment that you were gonna **** me the **** off every single time. You're a mix of a know it all and a ******* dude who just can't take a ******* joke and always wants to be so serious that you'll insult any poster who tries to remark with an attitude that isn't exactly like your ******* own. **** man you gotta understand that people have their own opinions and that not everyone is gonna be just like ******* you.

Tippia - Hello ms know it all. I don't understand how you think you can know everything about everything in one of the most complicated games in the world today. You might know a ******* thing or two but NOT everything where you can just go ******* marching into a forum post and post you scroll of knowledge all in your post that pisses me the **** off.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

You are on this list because you do ******* **** me off but not as much as the others and you need to take a look at yourself and fix the **** up or you might get a personal message like the others.


OTHER THINGS THAT BOTHER ME ON THE FORUMS:

People Quoting The Post Above Them: Alright guys what the **** is up with this. I don't need to read the post above yours a ******* second time to know what you are talking about. You guys need to calm the **** down and think for a second before you quote a wall of text I mean holy **** man I will see 5 of these kind of people in 1 topic.

1-3 Word Posts: This goes hand and hand with the Like Whores but I see so many people do it. If you are not going to post something useful why the hell would you post a ****** 1 word post then. Stop trying to be like the like whores dumbass.

People responding to the OP by saying ''Now kids this is what happens when you do drugs'': This one really pisses me off because its just somebody copying somebody else with the same ******* post that we have all seen dozens of times. There are no kids on this ******* forum in the first place so you are just a fool for saying that kind of useless **** in the first place.



I would like to thank everybody for reading this. Hopefully there will be changes on these forums.
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#2 - 2013-08-31 01:11:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Greenmachine Sale
New characters to the list that I forgot to put on or because they proved they needed to be:

The Seems Legit

Doc Fury <----------

Tragedy

RubyPorto

MacKael

KnowUsByTheDead
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-31 01:11:48 UTC  |  Edited by: That Seems Legit
Really? No one cares. If they say they do they're lying.

LOL after actually reading that.. wow op you have severe issues. Its an internet forum. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-08-31 01:12:56 UTC
INB4 Doc Fury...

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#5 - 2013-08-31 01:14:35 UTC
THAT SEEMS LEGIT YOUR GOING ON THE LIST
Elizabeth Aideron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-08-31 01:14:49 UTC
Greenmachine Sale wrote:
Reserved


Looking forward to the excellent content that will soon be here.
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#7 - 2013-08-31 01:16:01 UTC
Elizabeth Aideron wrote:
Greenmachine Sale wrote:
Reserved


Looking forward to the excellent content that will soon be here.


Hi sexy.
Tragedy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-08-31 01:18:28 UTC
Half those people on your list at least have the balls to post with their mains. Whats that say about you OP?
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#9 - 2013-08-31 01:19:23 UTC
TRAGEDY THIS IS MY MAIN LOL

To the list with you.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#10 - 2013-08-31 01:19:40 UTC
Greenmachine Sale wrote:
People Quoting The Post Above Them: Alright guys what the **** is up with this. I don't need to read the post above yours a ******* second time to know what you are talking about. You guys need to calm the **** down and think for a second before you quote a wall of text I mean holy **** man I will see 5 of these kind of people in 1 topic.


That's done because this:

Greenmachine Sale wrote:
**THIS POST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS I FEEL**



Different forums have different conventions. EVE-O uses quotes a lot. It's just one of those things.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#11 - 2013-08-31 01:20:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Felicity Love wrote:
INB4 Doc Fury...


/shakes tiny fist.

Greenmachine Sale wrote:
**THIS POST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS I FEEL**


I sense somehow that won't be happening for very long.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-08-31 01:21:07 UTC
Greenmachine Sale wrote:
THAT SEEMS LEGIT YOUR GOING ON THE LIST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONNNNSSSSS!!!!!!1!1!!

Seriously though. Why are you so bent out of shape? Dont like what those people say? Dont read. Or block them. Making a thread crying about it does nothing but amuse us. So, thank you for that I guess.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

Reptail
#13 - 2013-08-31 01:24:38 UTC
Tragedy wrote:
Half those people on your list at least have the balls to post with their mains. Whats that say about you OP?


One of their alts Spotted

Ground Shiwer
Tragedy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-08-31 01:28:02 UTC
Reptail wrote:
Tragedy wrote:
Half those people on your list at least have the balls to post with their mains. Whats that say about you OP?


One of their alts Spotted

Yes. I am a forum posting alts alt. Altomania.

Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-08-31 01:30:33 UTC
There are plenty of other EVE forums if you don't like this one.
Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-08-31 01:31:34 UTC
Forum Nostradamus posting in locked thread.
Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-08-31 01:32:04 UTC
You should add triple posters to your list.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#18 - 2013-08-31 01:32:54 UTC
**** ***!

******!

IB4L

...
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#19 - 2013-08-31 01:37:48 UTC
I don't mind if it is locked. I just want the people mentioned to see what I have to say about them
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2013-08-31 01:38:27 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
There are plenty of other EVE forums if you don't like this one.


I don't

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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