Crime & Punishment

SWEET!

Finally your own thread, congratulations on standing on your own feet.
Everyone come and see this, this badboy means business! He'll take down Marmites for sure.

If that fails, he knows links to some very sweet youtube vids and is well versed in the arts of MSPaint.
Give him a shot, he won't dissapoint you.

D.



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That was a fun post, glad you enjoyed it.

If I receive any contract income, I'll split it among our coalition members. All clients will be invited into our Marmite intel channel, which has proven invaluable for those at war with them.

+50 billion isk destroyed and counting...

Convo me, I have a nice target / contract for you

So, yesterday was pretty nice.

We kinda killed some ships (40-odd worth about 15Billion isk) while these super anti-marmites were romping arround Jita and they got like one billion isk in kills. Congratulations on your superduperawesome kill guys, you deserve it.
I mean having your entire alliance chasing arround one guy really impacts marmites superduperhard
I think I heard them cry on teamspeak yesterday (in between the Vegas jokes )

D.

We actually shoot things that shoot back,

Crazy right?

Merc killas

Update:

Kypp Durron, known Marmite Space Admin Clerk makes a character in my honor

"Vegas Mom"

[16:15:40] Vegas Mom > VegasMirage what have i told you about you and your internet spaceships!
[16:16:06] kypp durron > ot oh moms about get to your room vegi


this is dedication.

Captain Log - Entry 2 visit my new blog http://thesumofalltears.blogspot.com/

Being selected to search the far corners of space for The Marmite Collective, The Asswipe Collective, aka Termites, Termite Zombies, The Marmalade Brigade and mostly referred to as "teh Bad" is not an easy job.

Once human themselves, The Marmites were an exploratory mining colony sent through a wormhole to obtain a new and rare ore hypothesized to exist. Equipped with a basic knowledge of combat and an extensive knowledge in mining and farming, they thrived for generations.

They’re called Marmites because of their ability to survive on a genetically modified yeast extraction discovered in the planetary system they finally settled and known today as Uedama.

Unfortunately, it was discovered that prolonged generational use of the Uedama Marmite yeast extract resulted in the erosion of human physical and mental capability leading to an irreversible terminal illness known as “Marmitism”.

The first case of Marmitism is well documented. The mining colony leader Tora “teh bad” Bushido (aka Tora Bullshito and Tora "teh Termite") was found in his rest quarters face down with Uedama Marmite smeared all over his butthole. This smearing Marmite action has become a well known trait of the infected and determined to be one of the symptoms of Marmitism. Also, this is why they’re often referred to as The Asswipe Collective.

Upon infection, the mining colony leader had no longer the vital or brain functions to be considered alive or capable of intelligible thought. He had become a Space Zombie Termite reanimated and autonomous yet no longer human. It’s only tendency and purpose while reanimated is to smear Marmite on others while spewing the deadly extract in a motion as if to be attempting communication.

Although my crew and our allies have killed more than 30% of the Uedama colony and destroyed in excess of 50 billion isk in assets, the Termite Zombie Horde have begun raiding nearby peaceful New Eden systems thus infecting more humans. The incidence of infection is slowing, but the task is still daunting as it’s more about time than numbers. We must eradicate these Marmites before they infect even one more human.

I've requested the Security Council send more humans to combat these spewing Zombie yeast extractions.

We begin the process of mass Marmite eradication within 24 hours of this transmission. If you receive this message, please consider joining in fighting the Zombie Space Termite Horde and enjoy the satisfaction of protecting the human race for the coming generations.

“No Human is Safe until Marmite is Disbanded”

Drama In Highsecland?

No.

Friendly Marmite bump for you and yours, dear.

Living with Münchausen syndrome can't be very easy for anyone.

Respect.

D.

In between being told I'm bad for not knowing how to play eve, threatened that I should sell my character because Marmite will violence my video gaming and other members telling me their rich irl so they're better than me... I just don't know what to do now with myself.

When all I see are killmails, threadnaughts, hate trains and decreasing membership numbers from Marmite... so, this is what losing feels like. I like it.