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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#1 - 2013-08-29 16:37:35 UTC
New fad: Plastic surgery that will always leave you smiling

Seems a little disturbing to me. I mean imagine trying to sit in the food court at your local mall, all enjoying your burger or whatnot, and there's some guy just sitting there smiling at you the whole time. Or what if you get in an argument with them and they just stand there smiling the whole time. Some may take that as an insult. Which makes me think about the flip side of that. What if you were angry at somebody, I mean royally pissed off, but all you can do is smile at them. Would be kind of hard to show emotions I would think.

Then again it may help somebody like me. I guess I'm one of those people who walk around with ***** face all day. I'm not angry or anything, I just have that look. You think a Jack nicholson Joker grin might help lighten the atmosphere?

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Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-08-29 17:06:51 UTC
The thing with Jack Nicholson, though, is that he could be feeling 110% euphoric --I'm talking Cherubs and peace in the universe-- and he'd still look like he was going to rip out your spleen.

Don't get me wrong, the guy's an awesome actor and one of the best Jokers I've seen.. but if looks could kill, the man would have an impressive body count.

As for the perma smile.. that's just eerie.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#3 - 2013-08-29 17:36:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Slade Trillgon
Pretty sure this has been done in the States since the mid to late 80's me thinks.

P.S. If you are in an argument with someone, there is no better way to do it but with a smile on your face. The additional rage it can incite is probably worth the surgical cost if you are unable to argue with a smile naturally Big smile

P.S.S. Anyone else notice the same mole in all 4 pictures?
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#4 - 2013-08-29 17:48:05 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
New fad: Plastic surgery that will always leave you smiling

Seems a little disturbing to me. I mean imagine trying to sit in the food court at your local mall, all enjoying your burger or whatnot, and there's some guy just sitting there smiling at you the whole time. Or what if you get in an argument with them and they just stand there smiling the whole time. Some may take that as an insult. Which makes me think about the flip side of that. What if you were angry at somebody, I mean royally pissed off, but all you can do is smile at them. Would be kind of hard to show emotions I would think.

Then again it may help somebody like me. I guess I'm one of those people who walk around with ***** face all day. I'm not angry or anything, I just have that look. You think a Jack nicholson Joker grin might help lighten the atmosphere?



nahhh mick...the heath ledger joker look would better on u mate Big smileCool
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#5 - 2013-08-29 18:18:47 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:

P.S. If you are in an argument with someone, there is no better way to do it but with a smile on your face. The additional rage it can incite is probably worth the surgical cost if you are unable to argue with a smile naturally Big smile


But what you're up against one of those freak of nature man apes who's arms are as big as you? He might get some signals crossed if your trying to calm him but you look like you are holding back from straight up laughmocking him in his face.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2013-08-29 18:38:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
That's too weird. Like that weird old black & white movie Dr. Sardonicus.

A perma-smile could get you hurt around bikers. I'm talking about real bike gang bikers, not the weekend ones. If you smile at them, they think you're being a smartass, so they have to kick your ass. Or they think you're being a kiss-ass wuss, so they have to kick your ass.

Then again, if you don't smile, you're being a tough guy challenging them, so they also have to kick your ass. Basically anything you do at all can get your ass kicked with those guys. Maybe you might as well just have the perma-smile, it doesn't matter anyway.
Gravemind GER
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-08-29 19:37:59 UTC
jason hill wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
New fad: Plastic surgery that will always leave you smiling

Seems a little disturbing to me. I mean imagine trying to sit in the food court at your local mall, all enjoying your burger or whatnot, and there's some guy just sitting there smiling at you the whole time. Or what if you get in an argument with them and they just stand there smiling the whole time. Some may take that as an insult. Which makes me think about the flip side of that. What if you were angry at somebody, I mean royally pissed off, but all you can do is smile at them. Would be kind of hard to show emotions I would think.

Then again it may help somebody like me. I guess I'm one of those people who walk around with ***** face all day. I'm not angry or anything, I just have that look. You think a Jack nicholson Joker grin might help lighten the atmosphere?



nahhh mick...the heath ledger joker look would better on u mate Big smileCool


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5rDVIUC9z4
Amarant'h
Council of Exiles
Brave Collective
#8 - 2013-08-31 03:45:47 UTC
Yeah.. Think about going to funerals after the surgery...
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-08-31 09:50:36 UTC
Reminds me of that old, disturbing classic The Man Who Laughs.

I found the whole film on youtube, now educate yourself, scrubs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCD7YgK2Adk

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-08-31 13:10:47 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Reminds me of that old, disturbing classic The Man Who Laughs.



Welp, no sleep for me for a month now! I'll get lots done. Big smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-09-01 04:47:13 UTC
Came in expecting South Korean madness.

Leaves happy.

I honestly feel that now China and SK are economic equals in Japan, the new mountain to climb is the madness one that seemed to drive the japanese over the edge.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate