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they were big, juicy, luscious... and they sustained me when I needed them most
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T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2011-11-12 23:46:16 UTC
nom nom nom nom Pirate
summarized the email exchange from a disappointed kestrel victim in lesbotrain this afternoon:



Victim:
wuts ur fuckin problem *****

T RAYRAY:
y?

Victim:
just had to sit and wait for me i was just doin a pick up u fuckin ****** god damn stupid fuckin ******* thanks for screwin me prick dicks like u need pod raped daily u fuckin ******

T RAYRAY:
Man, that's a lotta hate when you're the one that made the mistake of coming into lowsec in the first place. don't fly what you can't afford to lose, and stay out of scary places if you don't want to lose your ship. Everyone loses their ships in lowsec, grow up.

Victim:
had no choice had a pick up at that station ur the **** that waited for me like u really had to wait. u fuckin grow up id a been in and out and had no plan on attackin no one im tired of u assholes attackin ppl for no reason thats fine ur all marked and will be loosen ur ships daily have fun with that pussy
Kilobar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-13 00:07:42 UTC
Sweet sweet tears
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-11-13 00:33:36 UTC
I couldn't make heads or tails of most of the words your pubbie puked up on you, but I could tell they were salty. Grats. +1

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-13 00:38:16 UTC
OP is a f******g problem............
Lola Humpsalot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-11-13 00:44:43 UTC
Why oh why do you people keep forcing your PvP on innocents... makes me sad :sadface:
T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2011-11-13 00:55:24 UTC
ah, i appreciate the replies Twisted
i can't decide what i enjoy more: the content of his emails, or the utter failure of the profanity filter to catch 99% of what he was rage-spewing all over his keyboard.
DetKhord Saisio
Seniors Clan
#7 - 2011-11-13 01:23:32 UTC
Lola Humpsalot wrote:
Why oh why do you people keep forcing your PvP on innocents... makes me sad :sadface:


...working as intended? Cry
Kilobar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-11-13 01:48:38 UTC
better when a good post of tears causes even more tears... well played sir
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#9 - 2011-11-13 02:39:05 UTC
Petitioned OP for griefing and exploiting. Enjoy your ban, noob.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-11-13 03:20:41 UTC
lol

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2011-11-13 03:29:03 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Petitioned OP for griefing and exploiting. Enjoy your ban, noob.

derrrr, wah????
go look at the TOS yourself noob. nothing to see here, move along.... Pirate
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-11-13 04:27:30 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Petitioned OP for griefing and exploiting. Enjoy your ban, noob.


Hello mam you have been petitioned for griefing the OP who was only a victim of multiple ****** attacks against his sense of self worth.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#13 - 2011-11-13 05:32:33 UTC
Most tears I've ever shed for a lowsec loss:

"Well that was rude."

Seriously, it's lowsec. There's a warning and everything.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-11-13 08:14:08 UTC
it's lowsec, be thankful at least something is happening.
JitaJane
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-11-13 10:56:59 UTC
My you umm killed a kestrell. How, errrrr potent you must be......

90% of of the time my posts are about something I actually find interesting and want to learn more about. Do not be alarmed.

Probably Smashed
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-11-13 11:10:26 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Petitioned OP for griefing and exploiting. Enjoy your ban, noob.

You see this? this is good trolling.
Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#17 - 2011-11-13 11:53:17 UTC
JitaJane wrote:
My you umm killed a kestrell. How, errrrr potent you must be......

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!
Alara IonStorm
#18 - 2011-11-13 12:23:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
6 Months ago I would have called you a no good scum sucking Griefer without enough heart to let a poor little noob get his Mission Reward because of a desperate need to feel validated on a killboard.

One polite act of Mercy towards a week old Kestral and 8 Nyx later I feel a bit differently on the subject.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-11-13 13:32:05 UTC
Probably Smashed wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Petitioned OP for griefing and exploiting. Enjoy your ban, noob.

You see this? this is good trolling.


Herro Probably Smashed - Boom enjoyed her nice little chit chat with you the other day about being recruited for the security deposit and having to rush to get her stuffz to Jita in time for the weekly free Jump Freighting service.

Stay of the Scotch it rots the stomach.

Black Man with Goggles
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-11-13 13:50:36 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
don't fly what you can't afford to lose
I too am alarmed at the cost of procuring a Kestrel Space Craft these days.

Black Man with Goggles
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