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KevinleBeu
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-08-26 18:41:13 UTC
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2013 license + survey
From: CLUMSY ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2013.08.26 18:32
To: Cindy Yakuza,

Greetings, fellow Capsuleer,

It has come to our attention that you have been using auto pilot without a license. As you are probably aware, auto pilot licenses have been required to use auto pilot since the Pilot Protection Act was signed. The main reason behind this Act was to help prevent the many of the accidents caused from by the use of auto pilot.

We are sorry for the inconvenience caused by the loss of your ship, but when it comes to pilot safety, we found that actions speak louder than words.

If you wish to continue using auto pilot, to you will be required to apply for a 1 year license. The application fee will be determined by the class of the permit you are applying for. The classes are broken down as follows:

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Class E: Single Member
25 mil

Class D: 10 members or less.
50 mill

Class C: 11 - 25 members.
75 mill

Class B: 26 - 50 members.
100 mill

Class A: 51 - 100 members.
150 mill

Class S: 100+ members.
200 mill

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it will only protect you from high sec ganking. It will not protect you against wars or low sec roams.

If you wish to apply, send the application fee to Mr Vrix , with the class you are applying for in the description. Your application fee will be processed within 24 hours, and you will receive a confirmation mail when it has been accepted. All questions and comments can be sent to ST0NER SMURF


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Survey
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Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!

Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.

I was killed by ______ on date _____ in system _______

How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_______
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ________

Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______

If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________

Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______

are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No_______
if yes where? _______

Thank you and please return this survey in good time.

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Hpy Song
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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/


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http://p0wnd.nl/images/pod-service.jpg


What the **** CCP doing?

We can't afk autopilot in hightsec, correct this CCP !
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-08-26 18:49:12 UTC
HAHAHA!

Why is this CCP's problem, rather than yours?

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-26 19:05:16 UTC
:nulli:
Omar Liddle
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-08-26 19:25:35 UTC
oh the lulz...
Duncan Norvelle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-08-26 19:46:35 UTC
*snort*

Chase me!
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-08-26 19:50:48 UTC
Either this is a troll or Nulli has really lowered their recruitment status . . .

I honestly though that mail was quite hilarious, got to give the ganker props for it.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
Antony E Stark
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-08-26 21:17:11 UTC
Because hi sec is safe Bear
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2013-08-26 21:41:42 UTC
i luv it!

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2013-08-26 22:11:56 UTC
OP, congratulations, you just learned a valuable lesson, Hi-Sec is not safe. Well done... please deposit tears in the bucket on the way out. Alternatively try not auto piloting...
Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-08-26 22:56:06 UTC
KevinleBeu wrote:
What the **** CCP doing?

We can't afk autopilot in hightsec, correct this CCP !


Not sure if sarcastic, or alt of "Cindy Yakuza"

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Donovan Draknevov
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-08-26 22:56:56 UTC
Y'know what, this is proving to be interesting. I might start hanging around New Order space and selling Licenses to purchase Licenses. Wonder if there's a corp named 'Department of Redundancy Department'.

But yeah, if anything, this is either an:
A) Scam
B) Scam
C) Freakin' GENIOUS!

And CCP won't get involved, as while it's either of the 3, it's legit. Don't autopilot.

Trust in the Rust
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#12 - 2013-08-26 23:08:10 UTC
KevinleBeu wrote:
What the **** CCP doing?

We can't afk autopilot in hightsec, correct this CCP !



Why are you complaining that you got to a station faster than expected?

Also why is this CCP's problem?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#13 - 2013-08-26 23:22:12 UTC
I think I am in love with St0ner Smurf.

One of the biggest sources of chaos and carnage in all of EVE. How many Titans worth of damage does he cause a month between those alts?

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Whitehound
#14 - 2013-08-26 23:44:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Whitehound
RubyPorto wrote:
Also why is this CCP's problem?

I am sure you only ask rhetorically like most other posters here in C&P do, because they too are haunted by their paranoia of what people could think about them if they asked a serious question. So you might as well just accept it and start a serious discussion. See who dares to participate without going stupid...

It is save to say that after 10 years of EVE there have been quite a number of players who have been banned by CCP for various breaches of the EULA. While I doubt many of them will have returned but moved on to some other game to lick their wounds, will some of these players have returned. None of them will hold a grudge against CCP after having lost all their accounts ...

Haha, who am I kidding, I am sure they hold a grudge. The Mittani started "Burn Jita" after he got kicked out of the CSM and after having received a 30 day ban, and I still remember stories about Helicity Boson, who started Hulkageddon, after receiving a ban. Just to name two popular players who had the guts to show their grudge. Bless them! And of course countless are the stories of kids who get anger fits when something about their game back fires. Anyhow, the point is that among all us fine and good EVE players there is also a group of EVE haters to be found. And even when this group of hate players is just very small will it grow just like everything else in and around EVE.

Now, if one would go out and try to find these players what signs would one be looking for?

I hope you find this question as amusing and entertaining as I do. Whatever your answer to the question is is it a problem created by CCP, and only the best and finest EVE players will smile upon it.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-08-27 00:18:06 UTC
I don't understand, you can AFK autopilot in hisec. I see people do it all the time. Maybe the OP doesn't understand the process:

1. Get in shuttle.
2. Set medical clone to destination station.
3. Undock and set AP to destination station.
4. Wait to arrive at destination station.

This method, 100% supported by CCP via game mechanics, will always get you to the destination system. Enjoy!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Tinker Vuld
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-08-27 00:36:54 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
I don't understand, you can AFK autopilot in hisec. I see people do it all the time. Maybe the OP doesn't understand the process:

1. Get in shuttle.
2. Set medical clone to destination station.
3. Undock and set AP to destination station.
4. Wait to arrive at destination station.

This method, 100% supported by CCP via game mechanics, will always get you to the destination system. Enjoy!


And this is in fact, on average, the fastest way to get about in Highsec. OP I suggest you cut and paste Malcolm's advice into your Bio.

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.
Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-08-27 02:16:54 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
The Mittani started "Burn Jita" after he got kicked out of the CSM and after having received a 30 day ban, and I still remember stories about Helicity Boson, who started Hulkageddon, after receiving a ban.

I think you may be misremembering some things.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#18 - 2013-08-27 02:52:36 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
The Mittani started "Burn Jita" after he got kicked out of the CSM and after having received a 30 day ban, and I still remember stories about Helicity Boson, who started Hulkageddon, after receiving a ban.

I think you may be misremembering some things.


Indeed, Burn Jita I was announced before mittengate, and was originally a "mittens got re-elected" celebratory gankathon. Helicity got banned for telling a dev to GDIAF.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#19 - 2013-08-27 03:35:09 UTC
Whitehound wrote:
It is save to say that after 10 years of EVE there have been quite a number of players who have been banned by CCP for various breaches of the EULA. While I doubt many of them will have returned but moved on to some other game to lick their wounds, will some of these players have returned. None of them will hold a grudge against CCP after having lost all their accounts ...


Who's saying that AFK Autopiloting is a breach of the EULA?


Quote:
Haha, who am I kidding, I am sure they hold a grudge. The Mittani started "Burn Jita" after he got kicked out of the CSM and after having received a 30 day ban, and I still remember stories about Helicity Boson, who started Hulkageddon, after receiving a ban. Just to name two popular players who had the guts to show their grudge.


I guess you're going with the lesser known saying:

Pre Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Whitehound
#20 - 2013-08-27 07:36:58 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
Whitehound wrote:
The Mittani started "Burn Jita" after he got kicked out of the CSM and after having received a 30 day ban, and I still remember stories about Helicity Boson, who started Hulkageddon, after receiving a ban.

I think you may be misremembering some things.


I remember an audio sample where The Mittani announced his return and how he shall burn Jita. It was quite the fiery speech. He sure had a grudge back then. And Helicity has never made a secret out of her hate for CCP. Both certainly had a connection in how they feel about CCP and what they did in game.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
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