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Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#1 - 2013-08-13 08:55:06 UTC
HI... I'M PIERROT LE FOU - DIPLOMAT AND IMPORTANT PERSON OF AMARRIAN INQUIST ORDER. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL *** SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEE woah fuckD TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

*TRADERS
*MINERS

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO JOIN OUR CORPORATION? APPLY NOW IN A STATION NEAR YOU!

OUR LONG TERM GOALS ARE:

*MORE TRADERS
*MORE MINERS

SIGN UP NOW!
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#2 - 2013-08-14 07:23:19 UTC
PIERROT LE FOU HERE WITH YOUR LATEST NEWS ON THE EVE MARKET! BUZZWORD OF THE WEEK IS ISOTOPES! ISOTOPES. LET IS SAVOUR ON YOUR TONGUE AND MELT DOWN YOUR THROAT: ISOTOPES. SAY IT WITH ME: ISOTOPES. ISOTOPES! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ESPECIALLY THE ICE SORT OF WHITE GLAZE! WHITE GLAZE? SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD END UP ON MY GF (IF I HAD ONE HAHA :sadfacE:)!! IT WENT UP BY 38% JUST AFTER THE DECLARATION OF THE ICE INTERDICTION! 38%! HOLY ****! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ISOTOPES? ONLY UP 20% AND HAVE BEEN STABLE SINCE THE 7TH OF AUGUST (INTERDICTION DECLARATION)! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN: STARTING THIS SUNDAY ICE TRADE VOLUME WILL DECREASE AND PRICES WILL INCREASE!! NEXT WEEK: 100% ON nITROGEN ISOTOPES! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! JOIN THE AMARRIAN INQUIST ORDER! HARDCORE TRADERS, HARDCORER MINERS! `BEEP BEEP`
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#3 - 2013-08-15 07:26:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Pierrot le fou
PIERROT LE FOU HERE! ISOTOOOOOOOOOPES! YES YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME, RIGHT? NO, YOU DIDN'T YOU ASSFACE! ANYWAY, ISOTOPES ACROSS THE BOARD ARE SHOWING STAGNATING PRICES BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REQUIRED FOR CALDARI TOWERS: HELIUM (AMARR) ISOTOPES 90 DAY HIGH IS 948 ISK, CURRENTLY SELLING AT 790 ISK AND WON'T CHANGE FOR A WHILE. OXYGEN (GALLENTE) ISOTOPES 90 DAY HIGH IS 998 ISK, CURRENTLY SELLING AT 906 ISK LOOKS TO BE ON A PLATEAU AS WELL. HYDROGEN (MINMATAR) ISOTOPES 90 DAY HIGH IS 993 ISK, CURRENTLY AT 769 ISK GIGGITY AND PRICES SEEM TO BE GOING LOWER. NITROGEN (CALDARI) ******* ISOTOPES IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT BABY: 1200 ISK IS THE 90 DAY HIGH AND HAS BEEN AT 1200 ISK PER UNIT FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK!! THE 799 LOW WAS AT THE END OF JULY, AND EVER SINCE THE 5TH OF AUGUST PRICES HAVE BEEN GOING UP. WE ALL KNOW WHY! BUT WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE CALDARI BASED TOWERS? IT IS MIND-BAFFLING TO ME, AS THE BONII FOR A CALDARI TOWER ARE TOTALLY NOT IN AN INDUSTRIALISTS INTERESTS: 25% TO MISSILE BATTERY RATE OF FIRE; 50% BONUS TO MISSILE VELOCITY; 75% TO ECM JAMMER BATTERY TARGET CYCLING SPEED. OK THE LATTER IS PRETTY NEAT, BUT WHAT GOOD IS IT IN HIGHSEC? AND THE SECRET TO NITROGEN ISOTOPE RISE CAN'T LIE IN THE USAGE OF CALDARI CAPITAL SHIPS, WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE ****. CHIMERAS? WYVERNS? CMON. DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE PHEONIX! FURTHERMORE THE FACTION CALDARI TOWERS ARE NO BETTER. AN INDUSTRALIST FOR EXAMPLE WOULD SURELY PREFER AN AMARRIAN BASED TOWER FOR SILO CAPACITY OR A SHADOW COnTROL TOWER. SO WHY SO MANY CALDARI TOWERS?!?!? THE SOLUTION IS AVAILABILITY! CALDARI SPACE IS HOME TO WHITE GLAZE ICE. WHERE IS JITA? CALDARI SPACE. YOU HARVEST ICE IN CALDARI SPACE, WHERE WILL YOU BRING IT? JITA. WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST CONTROL TOWER? CALDARI TOWERS. WHY? BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH ICE BEING BROUGHT THERE. THE ACQUISITION OF FOUNTAIN BY THE CFC IS IRRELEVANT TO THIS, AS SERPENTIS SPACE GIVES BLUE ICE, WHICH TURNS INTO OXYGEN ISOTOPES (GALLENTE). THE CFC CAN CONTROL THE ICE, THEY CAN MINE LARGE QUANTITIES IN NULLSEC SPACE WITH IMPUNITY AND WITH THE INTERDICTION THEY CAN INCREASE THEIR PROFITS. THIS WILL LEAD TO OTHER TOWERS BECOMING MORE POPULAR, AS FUEL PRICES WILL RISE. I SUGGEST AMARR. THIS WAS PIERROT LE FOU, AMARRIAN INQUIST ORDER. JOIN US AND GET MORE INSIGHTS AND SUPER SECRET TRADING INFORMATION! [size=8]DISCLAIMER: SUPER SECRET TRADE INFORMATION MAY OR MAY NOT BE SUPER SECRET![/size]
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#4 - 2013-08-19 11:07:42 UTC
PIERROT LE FOU HERE. IT SEEMSINTERDICTION UNDERWAY BUT THE EFFECTS ARE YET TO BE SEEN! SURE, A FREIGHTER HERE, AN ICE MINER THERE, ALL IN ALL HOWEVER NOT A LOT HAS CHANGED! I THINK IT'LL TAKE AT LEAST TWO WEEKS OF NON-STOP INTERDICTION TO INFLUENCE THE PRICES. OTHERWISE IT WAS ALL HOT AIR! NOTHING BUT!

SIGN UP NOW TO AMARRIAN INQUIST ORDER! TRADERS AND MINERS WELCOME! WE ARE FAIR! TOTALLY!
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#5 - 2013-08-26 09:26:42 UTC
PIERROT LE FOU HERE! RUMOURS OF WARP DISRUPTOR PRICE DROPS ARE BUT A MYTH! THEY CONTINUE TO GO ON STRONG AS BEFORE. IF ANYTHING PRICES WILL GO DOWN FOR THRASHERS/CATALYSTS AND THEIR APPROPRIATE GANKING GUNS FOR THE NEXT 4-8 WEEKS. OTHER THAN THAT, ALL IS WELL ON THE MARKET!

JOIN AMARRIAN INQUIST ORDER! TRADERS! MINERS!