Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Fed up with tiptoeing around your megalomaniac CEO’s paranoia? Lost one too many ships to your clueless fleet commander with a speech impediment? Struggling to remember your Alliance executor’s name because he shows up so rarely? And when he does he just complains that ‘no one does anything’. Are you traumatized by your corp mate’s armour drake fits? And how he shouts ‘Help I’m at a belt!’ about 5 seconds before he unloads on you for not being there to save him from the 15 man hac gang? For the third time this week.

You know you are better than this. Who are these idiots you have surrounded yourself with? How did it come to this?

Or perhaps you are new to EVE, and gaze whistfully at that null sec gate? You would love to travel through it without instantly dying in a bubble to overloaded blasters whilst jammed, neuted, webbed and insulted. You are looking for a home where, for once, you can be on the other end of the stream of antimatter shells. Well more than once, but once would be a nice start.

At Koshaku we understand these painful Eve experiences. Some of us have even endured them ourselves, the rest of us have read about them on the internet. For sure.

But pain is a great teacher, and from this Koshaku was born: a safe furry place where you can recover from your prior Eve anguish, agony and adversity. Like a luxury Swiss alpine health spa but with less women and in space. A corporation where things just magically work and we make kitten sounds on voice comms. A corporation packed with so much fruity goodness we needed a second station container for it all. A corporation where bitter vets gather the young recruits around the space-fire and tell stories of long ago times when there was no tracking and you couldn’t warp to a gate at zero. If you’re lucky they’ll even give you a mine. Which you can’t use. Above all, a corporation where the possibility of fun looms ominously like a Titan too close to the edge of its POS shield.

Perhaps this sounds like your cup of tea? If so, do bear these things in mind:

• Koshaku lives in null sec. So will you. We will help you get you and your stuff here.

• Koshaku has both EU and US time zone coverage. Our alliance covers all timezones.
• You must participate in null sec PvP to be a member, but along with that we encourage and support many other eve industrial and scientific activities.
• We have strict fleet doctrines. In many fleets you will be required to fly specific fittings and ships. This is mandatory. It stops us sucking.
• You will need a headset and a microphone. When in fleet you will use it.
• We use jabber to communicate in and out of game, jabber is a text-based messaging system. You must have this set up and have it on whenever you are logged in.
• To join you will need to provide us access via API to take a peek at all your characters on all your accounts.

We have a yearly meet, it's been in Europe so far but who knows where it will be next? Some of us go to FanFest too.
Koshaku is a member of the most respectable alliance Gentlemen’s Agreement. You will be expected to put up a good showing with the other gentlemen: to be both a representative of Kazo within Gents and of Gents within Eve. Asshattery, and dickishness are very frowned upon, although tomfoolery and shenanigans are encouraged as long as they are done with a sense of style and wit.

Sometimes we go ‘on deployment’. This is like going on holiday, but with more weapons. During these special times you will be required to re-locate to new temporary accommodation and spend much time shooting things.

Accepting pilots from heavy experienced like most of our veterans or new, venture hungry ones.

If you are still interested please pop into the "Koshaku Pub" channel in-game and say hello.

This post is dedicated to the great Kon-solo. Starter of wars, consumer of nanite paste, master of the improbable kill.

Good read!

Good luck recruiting!

We just signed a group of 8 new pilots, seven above 100m sps. \o/

We kool like that.

Wanna chat, drop in Koshaku Pub and find out what our hype is about.

Kazo are great peeps

Presence bump.

And tweet reactions.

http://i.imgur.com/MT8tFdL.png

Fantastic new recruitment poster created.

and BUUUUUUUmp!

Don't apply unless you can handle a serious amount of awesome.

These are great guys

Awesome quote from our in-game pub channel Kohsaku Pub

[18:19:10] Danbar Roth > Been looking for a corp for the last few days and you guys stood out quite a lot from the others,

New day, new bump.

Hey Ivan,

I got it through eve gate this morning. Will check out ze info and hit you back.