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Ben Affleck is the New Batman !!!!
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#41 - 2013-08-23 21:47:01 UTC
Social Media Uncreativity has already created Trending "Batfleck" as expected.

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#42 - 2013-08-23 22:29:50 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
At least he got what he deserved in his very first roleBig smile


Probably his best role Lol But from that clip Matthew McConaughey would make a better Batman tbh.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#43 - 2013-08-23 23:30:53 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
At least he got what he deserved in his very first roleBig smile


Probably his best role Lol But from that clip Matthew McConaughey would make a better Batman tbh.



"The older I get, the more the Robin's stay the same age." Lol

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-08-24 01:36:56 UTC
ThisStraight

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#45 - 2013-08-24 01:56:58 UTC
Maybe they should have cast this way:


@ekimtiki BATDOME: TEN BATMANS ENTER! ONE BATMAN LEAVES!

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#46 - 2013-08-24 01:57:18 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ThisStraight


LolLol

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Freakdevil
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-08-24 03:42:21 UTC
It's ridiculous. I think Henry Cavill played a weak Superman. I mean the guy was struggling to lift things in the movie. And c'mon, he could have used his super speed to save his Dad before anyone realized what happened.

I had such high hopes for a Justice League that could blow away Avengers. Now not so much. Give me a moment...Sad
Cesha Xenon
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2013-08-24 04:11:13 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
If its not Bale then its not Batman. <...>
Anyone else playing the same part just feels wrong.
Whenever Bale is mentioned, all I can remember is this.
It's not that Bale is not a fitting actor or bad actor, it's this ridiculous idea that Batman has to wheeze, croak and croup to be the batman. Seriously, wtf...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2013-08-24 04:21:45 UTC
Cesha Xenon wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
If its not Bale then its not Batman. <...>
Anyone else playing the same part just feels wrong.
Whenever Bale is mentioned, all I can remember is this.
It's not that Bale is not a fitting actor or bad actor, it's this ridiculous idea that Batman has to wheeze, croak and croup to be the batman. Seriously, wtf...


Give the guy a break, he got throat cancer from smoking bat guano

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#50 - 2013-08-24 11:44:32 UTC
Sarah Shemkus ‏@Shemkus 9h

The five stages of Batman: Affleck denial, Affleck outrage, Affleck Twitter jokes, contrarian Aflleck praise, Affleck acceptance.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#51 - 2013-08-24 11:49:33 UTC
lol

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2013-08-24 13:32:59 UTC
Steve BuscemiWhat?Big smile

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#53 - 2013-08-24 14:14:27 UTC
Sometimes it feels like I'm almost the only person on the interwebs that doesn't think Christian Bale was that great as Batman (movie was fine, actor could have been better), nor Affleck that bad as Daredevil (given what he had to work with, script-wise)...

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#54 - 2013-08-24 14:40:23 UTC
Akita T wrote:
Sometimes it feels like I'm almost the only person on the interwebs that doesn't think Christian Bale was that great as Batman (movie was fine, actor could have been better), nor Affleck that bad as Daredevil (given what he had to work with, script-wise)...



Believe me, I know how you feel. I'm on the outs with most of the world for loving "The Tree of Life".

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#55 - 2013-08-25 11:59:30 UTC
Ben Affleck goes to his mansion, polishes his Oscars, has sex with Jennifer Garner, then looks at his PC and says...

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Just Lilly
#56 - 2013-08-25 23:49:16 UTC
Only "actor" possible worse for the role as batman, would probably be Antonio Banderas..



I do hope they reconsider...
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#57 - 2013-08-26 00:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Maybe they meant Ben is going to be a villain? Bruce Wayne's dweebish greedy stockbroker?
Or maybe they're doing meta-gaming casting. Controversy = tickets sold, at least on the first weekend.
I'm kind of surprised that prestigious writer-director Ben accepted that role. Mid-life crisis?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#58 - 2013-08-26 00:22:54 UTC
Keep the casting utterly secret.

Movie opens with exciting scene with Batman in costume.

At end of scene, whip off cowl for the reveal.


See how many stay and how many walk out when it's Steve Carrell.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2013-08-26 07:50:52 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Keep the casting utterly secret.

Movie opens with exciting scene with Batman in costume.

At end of scene, whip off cowl for the reveal.


See how many stay and how many walk out when it's Steve Carrell.


Oh god so much this!

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#60 - 2013-08-26 10:44:26 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Keep the casting utterly secret.

Movie opens with exciting scene with Batman in costume.

At end of scene, whip off cowl for the reveal.


See how many stay and how many walk out when it's Steve Carrell.


Oh god so much this!


Even funnier if Galifianakis Big smile

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