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60m SP looking to make people cry
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Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-08-21 03:14:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Mumtaz Khan
Hello fellow sadists and internet tough-guys. I am a USTZ 60m SP combat-focused player looking to join a wretched hive of scum and villainy for the purposes of extracting the maximum amount of tears possible from people who have nicer things than me, but also people who have things that are not as nice as mine (I don't discriminate because that's wrong). I am looking to engage in such respectable activities as:

gatecamps, small gangs, cloaky gangs/black ops, high sec griefing/ganking, war decs, stealing, scamming, awoxing, & ransoming (but not honoring them because I am a *bad person*).

Location and coalition are irrelevant but I won't live in 0.0, WHs, or FW. You should have an active USTZ, be terrible at spaceships, but be 100% SERIOUS 100% OF THE TIME. Also, you must laugh at my jokes. All of them. LAUGH.

I prefer using bombers, recons and black ops. I have a redeemer, and I am willing to use it to sling people around with reckless abandon. I'm willing to go -10, and I have an orca alt that is capable of doing all my high sec logistics when I resub him.

Eveboard

Respond here, or send me a mail in-game, where I am more likely to see it. May your tear buckets always be full.
Siex
Buccaneers of New Eden
Liquor Legion
#2 - 2013-08-21 03:40:59 UTC
Join our ingame channel BONE Yarrrd we are located in Syndicate, here is a look at what we do
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-08-21 18:37:50 UTC
Siex wrote:
Join our ingame channel BONE Yarrrd we are located in Syndicate, here is a look at what we do



Mumtaz Khan wrote:
but I will not do Syndicate
Kira Ranuk
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-08-21 19:39:13 UTC
Check Out Reckless and Relentless

New Lowsec Nullsec PVP Corporation Member of Angeli Mortis
Have had a couple nice kills since joining.

US Timezone
Laid back
We are very bad at spaceships
Like watching things burn

Interested? Mail myself back or reply on our recruitment post
Darryl Brown
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-08-21 21:02:41 UTC
Check out Dark-Rising

Join ingame Dark-Rising channel and get to know us, or look up our website: http://dark-rising.co.uk/

We're a long-standing corp with experience and history. Lots of neat perks for a low-sec corp (logistics, etc.).
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#6 - 2013-08-22 12:43:07 UTC
INFINITECH


Infinitech is Re-opening our recruitment doors to skilled and dedicated pilots. Originally founded in 2006, now after a break we have reformed and are ready to fulfill our agendas in EVE.



What we offer you!

- A Friendly and Fun structured Environment
- Dedicated Expertise in many areas
- Plenty of Ops in all Timezones
- A chance to realize your Industry goals
- Black Operations - Ssh it's a Secret!
- Exploration and Wormholes
- PVP Gangs - Patrolling our chosen area, or just looking for some Pew Pew

What we want from you!

- A love of baked goods - Morrin bakes everyday \o/
- An interesting personality - we are NOT a PG13 corp
- Dedication and skills - Everyone must do Some PVP
- A Team player
- Teamspeak 3 Installed and a working Mic
- 10,000,000 Skill point minimum - Exceptions Can and Have been made, if you feel you have some thing special to offer. Feel free to get in touch.
- Full API Key Required, For you main and Alts.


Our Website - www.InfinitechEVE.com
Ingame Channel - Infinitech Public


If you have any questions or would like more info, please join our ingame channel 'Infinitech Public' or contact a Recruiter.


Recruiters

Samoth Egnoled
Morrin Joe
Hung Xilo
Peter Restuco
Mauno Materialisti
Maunon Highsec Taxparadise Ltd.
#7 - 2013-08-22 14:32:31 UTC
Just join xxpizzaxx and be done with it :)
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-08-23 04:36:55 UTC
Bump for YARR
Triksy Fay
KarmaFleet University
#9 - 2013-08-23 11:11:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Triksy Fay
ha ha ha, came on here to bump my recruitment post and check out people looking for corps and found this. It is by far, the most entertaining I've seen.


May the tears of your victims sustain you!
Waldemar Pawlak
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-08-23 12:23:18 UTC
Hard Knocks Inc. The "N" is silent. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=189137&find=unread

Ever considered wormholes (Black Ops fleets incl.)

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Lucas Padecain
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#11 - 2013-08-23 13:04:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Padecain
You should definitely give us a ring! Puzzles. is a new and growing pirating corp based in Essence with a focus on forcibly removing non-suspecting pilots from their ships!

Check out our forum post!
SuperPlastic
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-08-23 15:40:05 UTC
Triksy Fay wrote:
ha ha ha, came on here to bump my recruitment post and check out people looking for corps and found this. It is by far, the most entertaining I've seen.


May the tears of your victims sustain you!


I thought the exact same thing. :)

o/
SCoftheWrG
Wraithguard.
#13 - 2013-08-23 15:51:28 UTC
Von Seth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-08-23 22:05:25 UTC
Give us a look!!

Join ingame Dark-Rising channel and get to know us, or look up our website: http://dark-rising.co.uk/Dark/vBulletin/content.php

We're a long standing corp with experience and history, and quite a unique way of corp management
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-08-26 02:17:33 UTC
Bump. Been flying with some cool guys in lowsec, but still exploring options.
Missy Bunnz
Shadow Legion X
Seriously Suspicious
#16 - 2013-08-26 13:45:26 UTC
Bump for corp thief and general all round wimp.

Never forget, never forgive.
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-08-26 19:12:18 UTC
Missy Bunnz wrote:
Bump for corp thief and general all round wimp.

Never forget, never forgive.


Confirming that I have indeed been a very naughty person. Thanks for the voucher.
Donny Osmond
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-08-26 19:39:16 UTC
Inb4 Death
Team Pizza
Good at this Game
#19 - 2013-08-26 22:00:44 UTC
Nice you are still around, I look forward to finding and killing you and as many of your corpmates as possible as many times as possible.

Any corp that is considering taking him in be sure to note he will steal anything and everything you give him access to. Maybe not at first but give him time and he will.

See you and your corpse soon Lol
HillBillyBushwacker HillFolk
Jupiter Roughriders
White Sky.
#20 - 2013-08-26 22:54:33 UTC
No sales pitch.. Take a look at the KB.. See if the size of fleets and TZ work for you and let me know.

Corp
http://drunkchaos.eve-kill.net/?a=home

Alliance
http://killboard.unprovokedaggression.com/index.php/home/
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