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Caldari Ice Interdiction whitelist

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1 - 2013-08-22 11:56:54 UTC
Sick of seeing your mining barges ganked every time you even align to an ice anomoly?

Want protection from the ravages of the Interdiction?

Want to mine in peace while we slaughter your competition and send prices into the stratosphere?


Announcing - the Caldari Ice Interdiction Whitelist.


For a fee (schedule of fees below), you can be marked at white standings to players involved in the Ice Interdiction player event. This will mean that they are discouraged from attacking you. If you are ganked, your ganker will not receive ship reimbursement money for attacking you and their other reimbursement claims will be denied, and additionally they may face alliance discipline.

Please be aware that this is not an absolute guarantee of safety - we are talking Goonswarm after all, not some civilized entity like TEST. However, rest assured that the alliance will take a firm disciplinary stance against members that imperil this revenue stream by ganking whitelisted miners.



Schedule of Fees:

Single ice anomoly (unlimited pilots): 125m ISK. Reduced to 100m ISK if you tell us the exact time it despawns (so we can have gankers ready four hours later to catch the respawn)
Single pilot, per day: 15m ISK
Corporation with 2-20 members: 12m ISK per member per day, capped at 180m for 15-20 pilots
Corporation with 21+ members: 9m ISK per member per day
Weekly payment discount: Pay for four days, receive three more free.

Payments for this service are to be sent to Sabriz Adoudel with a comment stating "Whitelist Payment".

Important: As I am not always available online, do not assume you are safe to mine until you receive an EVEmail from me. I will not be responsible for accidents caused by players ignoring this request.

Please also note that this whitelist is for protection from Caldari Ice Interdiction activity only. Highsec miners are advised to also purchase a mining permit from the New Order, as many New Order agents remain vigilant enforcing their Code.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#2 - 2013-08-22 12:10:14 UTC
Sick of seeing money-grabbing schemes outside of Jita? Don't worry, for a low fee of 50 million ISK* I will tell you how to avoid these scams. Furthermore, for another 50 million ISK* I will give you tips and tricks to scam yourself! And for only 49.99 million ISK* additionally, you can get a 1 week highsec mining permit!

*Not including taxes - 10 million ISK per transaction + 5 million ISK per person + 1 million ISK for giggles**
**Giggles provided without batteries

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2013-08-22 12:25:40 UTC
I support this service.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-08-22 13:11:27 UTC
non-goon characters offering to whitelist people from goons supposed ice interdiction. Seems legit.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#5 - 2013-08-22 14:43:09 UTC
That Seems Legit wrote:
non-goon characters offering to whitelist people from goons supposed ice interdiction. Seems legit.


Totally.

The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.
Barzai Mekhar
True Confusion
#6 - 2013-08-22 15:10:18 UTC
That Seems Legit wrote:
non-goon characters offering to whitelist people from goons supposed ice interdiction. Seems legit.



As if it'd be more trustworthy if a goon offered it...
Scarlett LaBlanc
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-08-22 15:21:41 UTC
Barzai Mekhar wrote:
That Seems Legit wrote:
non-goon characters offering to whitelist people from goons supposed ice interdiction. Seems legit.



As if it'd be more trustworthy if a goon offered it...



And so an idea that seemed good on the surface has failed a trip down the logic path...
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#8 - 2013-08-22 15:24:49 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
not some civilized entity like TEST. .


My favourite bit, troll obviously it isn't!
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#9 - 2013-08-22 16:27:06 UTC
Boy, those penalties for ganking whitelist members sound harsh.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2013-08-22 23:13:03 UTC
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
not some civilized entity like TEST. .


My favourite bit, troll obviously it isn't!



Had to mention TEST (RIP) with some good old fashioned sarcasm.

Some people don't understand sarcasm, but those people usually aren't wise enough to consider paying protection money and instead whine on the forums when their seventh Mackinaw gets exploded.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Andracin
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-08-23 05:57:47 UTC
for 5m ISK I will explain why all the offers in this post are scams.....
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#12 - 2013-08-23 06:43:30 UTC
Andracin wrote:
for 5m ISK I will explain why all the offers in this post are scams.....


5m sent, please explain

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#13 - 2013-08-23 09:05:16 UTC
Can you also sponsor someone ? I would like to support Vegasmirage and his alts with a few permits. Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2013-08-23 12:42:32 UTC
Confirming the my ice miner alt has been surrounded by CFC folks all week and has not been banked once.
Ruby Pyrenne
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-08-23 13:16:37 UTC
Interesting, the avenue's of 'business' that people try to walk in EVE.

As new as I am, I'm already seeing how creativity can create possibility.

  http://rubypyrenne.wordpress.com/ part III posted @ 12 sept 2013
Dirk Decibel
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-08-23 19:56:45 UTC
That Seems Legit wrote:
non-goon characters offering to whitelist people from goons supposed ice interdiction. Seems legit.

Your char, it should be taken behind the shed and put out of it's missery....

**** me, didn't think the char creation tool was able to create something that hideous...
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#17 - 2013-08-26 23:20:23 UTC
Still taking protection money. Of sixteen clients so far, none have lost ships in this interdiction (as at 12 hours ago, not checked with them since then).

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Fret Thiesant
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-08-28 14:18:05 UTC
Out of the 31 people on my teal none have been ganked.

Teal list benefits include

I can guarante safe mining anywhere in hisec. Yeah that's the only benefit actually.

Send me isk at the following rates

5 mill a day. 20 mill a week. 60 mill a month.

Remember Teal list members NEVER get ganked ANYWHERE in hi sec.







*guarante does not constitute reemburtsment in the following forms; isk ships modules mineral trade goods or exotic dancers.
beancounter Jaynara
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-08-28 21:34:42 UTC
Confirmed legit service

Corp Recruitment Specialist- now for hire! For a small fee, I will grow your corp, using all the secrets I have learned in powerful nullsec alliances that they don't want you to know about!  Beware jelly haters who will contact you with vicious lies!  They just want to keep these secrets to themselves!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#20 - 2013-08-28 23:10:41 UTC
beancounter Jaynara wrote:
Confirmed legit service



Thank you for the endorsement, Mr Jaynara.

Your next shipment of gank fitted catalysts has been contracted over at Osmon as discussed.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com