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Generally Discuss your best Recipies. Lets have a recipie club!

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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#1 - 2013-08-19 09:18:39 UTC
Ever wanted to share some of those best home cooked recipies, or are you some 'Masterchef'?

I'm sure that I don't meet up to most of your standards but I will kick us off!

Brownie in a mug

2 tablespoons butter, melted
2 tablespoons water
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 dash salt
4 tablespoons granulated sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
4 tablespoons all-purpose flour

Directions:

1
In a 12 oz coffee mug, add water, butter, vanilla and dash of salt. Whisk well.
2
Add cocoa powder, whisk well. Add sugar, whisk well. Add flour, whisk well.
3
Microwave for 60 to 90 seconds. Center should be slightly molten. Careful not to overcook.
4
Enjoy with a spoon. Careful brownie will be hot.


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Lee Saisima
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-08-19 09:20:03 UTC
Why, woman? Why?
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#3 - 2013-08-19 09:22:59 UTC
Lee Saisima wrote:
Why, woman? Why?

Because Everyone likes chocolate!

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Yaturi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-08-19 09:38:22 UTC
I find this thread a grievous breaking of forum rules and you should be ashamed for having made it. Sad
Whitehound
#5 - 2013-08-19 09:40:13 UTC
This soooo needs a scientific study:

"Why is it that kids of a certain age go through a phase of cooking receipes?"

My guess is that it indicates the final steps of becoming independent of mother's cooking and before they turn completely into fast-food junkies.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#6 - 2013-08-19 09:40:49 UTC
Yaturi wrote:
I find this thread a grievous breaking of forum rules and you should be ashamed for having made it. Sad

Please feel free to submit your Application to become an ISD and you can get back to me on that ;)

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Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-08-19 09:49:51 UTC
Microwave porridge

1 dl of oats
2 dl of water

Directions:

Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.

Enjoy with a spoon.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#8 - 2013-08-19 09:53:52 UTC
Pasta.
Put boiling water in pan.
Put pasta in water.
Wait a really long time (make sure water is boiling).
Drain pasta.
Put the pasta in a bowl and add 1-2 teaspoons of pesto and mix it in.

My favourite simple meal.

Oh god.
Lee Saisima
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-08-19 09:55:03 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Microwave porridge

1 dl of oats
2 dl of water

Directions:

Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.

Enjoy with a spoon.


Judging by your avatar pic all that porridge has you constipated!
Whitehound
#10 - 2013-08-19 09:56:17 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Microwave porridge

1 dl of oats
2 dl of water

Directions:

Put oats in deep soup plate. Pour the water on it. Put in microwave for 2,5 to 3 mins on full power. Don't remove it immediately after, but leave it to continue cooking for a minute or two. Don't add anything to the porridge as it should taste like your everyday life, bland and unremarkable, but still filling and oddly satisfying.

Enjoy with a spoon.

Hah, I just had porridge this morning. Only I mix it with instant coffee. Porridge for pros! Beats the chocolate variant any time.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#11 - 2013-08-19 09:56:29 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Pasta.
Put boiling water in pan.
Put pasta in water.
Wait a really long time (make sure water is boiling).
Drain pasta.
Put the pasta in a bowl and add 1-2 teaspoons of pesto and mix it in.

My favourite simple meal.

No Cheese?

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Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#12 - 2013-08-19 09:58:23 UTC
Well there is a small amount of cheese in the pesto but I don't really like cheese. You can add ground black pepper though, I love that.

Oh god.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#13 - 2013-08-19 10:01:30 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
Well there is a small amount of cheese in the pesto but I don't really like cheese. You can add ground black pepper though, I love that.

Sounds like a plan!

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#14 - 2013-08-19 10:19:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Thorn Galen
Recipe - "PEWPEW PIE"

4 or 5 T2 Pulse lasers (add crystals to suite own taste).
1 decent hull, consider a Navy Omen.
1 MWD or AB, as taste dictates.
A garnish of armor or armor plating
A sprinkle damage control
1 Warp Disruptor (add an optional Webifier for enhanced effect)
You may add other ingredients such as tracking mods or sensor boosters.
1 Pilot (normally yourself)

Method.
Mix all the ingredients into the Hull, allow to settle a bit (spin occasionally whilst still docked)
Check that all your ingredients function well and that you have enough crystals in the ship's drawer.

Optional Ingredients
Consider insurance for the bake, you don't want to simply lose your pie and not eat anything, right ?

Consider how you are going to eat it.
(a) Do you want to have real fun and eat it with other, real players ?
(b) Do you want to try to have fun and eat it with in-game computer characters ? (NPC)

For maximum enjoyment, I highly recommend eating with real players.
The ability to add heat as you are eating with other players will enhance the taste, but for a brief period of time. If you wish the taste to linger longer, you may need take some HP Sauce along with you, in the ship's drawer (thermal paste).

And there you have it, a recipe for your enjoyment, anywhere, anytime. Pewpew Pie, best pie.
If you do manage to not eat all of it, you can always settle it back into the freezer for another day (Dock).

o7

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Doomheim
#15 - 2013-08-19 10:20:43 UTC
Cheese..?

Eww.

Travelling at the speed of love.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#16 - 2013-08-19 11:11:34 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
Recipe - "PEWPEW PIE"

4 or 5 T2 Pulse lasers (add crystals to suite own taste).
1 decent hull, consider a Navy Omen.
1 MWD or AB, as taste dictates.
A garnish of armor or armor plating
A sprinkle damage control
1 Warp Disruptor (add an optional Webifier for enhanced effect)
You may add other ingredients such as tracking mods or sensor boosters.
1 Pilot (normally yourself)

Method.
Mix all the ingredients into the Hull, allow to settle a bit (spin occasionally whilst still docked)
Check that all your ingredients function well and that you have enough crystals in the ship's drawer.

Optional Ingredients
Consider insurance for the bake, you don't want to simply lose your pie and not eat anything, right ?

Consider how you are going to eat it.
(a) Do you want to have real fun and eat it with other, real players ?
(b) Do you want to try to have fun and eat it with in-game computer characters ? (NPC)

For maximum enjoyment, I highly recommend eating with real players.
The ability to add heat as you are eating with other players will enhance the taste, but for a brief period of time. If you wish the taste to linger longer, you may need take some HP Sauce along with you, in the ship's drawer (thermal paste).

And there you have it, a recipe for your enjoyment, anywhere, anytime. Pewpew Pie, best pie.
If you do manage to not eat all of it, you can always settle it back into the freezer for another day (Dock).

o7

+1

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Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#17 - 2013-08-19 11:25:09 UTC
Beef Penis Fries

Pay close attention to the first step. Some have gunk on them. X

Yeeee! 
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#18 - 2013-08-19 11:42:42 UTC
Made me laugh to hard to be able to read through the whole thing.

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#19 - 2013-08-19 11:42:58 UTC
Bacon:

Just add bacon.
Cook to taste.

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Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-08-19 11:48:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Inokuma Yawara
1 pound of flesh.
1/2 carton of liquified malice.
a dash of seeping hatred.
add contempt, to taste.
(or substitute malevolence for contempt - or add both, as desired)

Vigorously stir the pot until frothing,
Pour into crucible of wrath and broil until immolated.

Carve into tiny morsels.

Depending on distribution, can serve up to hundreds, or just a few.

That's my recipe for Disaster. (But others call it Sith Lord's Holiday Fruit Cake.)

Enjoy!

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