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The door

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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-08-15 20:36:41 UTC
Will it ever open, do you think?

Ronald Reagan: I do not like Sweden, they support communism. Minister: Sir, but Sweden are anti-communist, Sir.  Ronald Reagan: I do not care what kind of communists they are.

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2013-08-15 20:38:17 UTC
Look! Another one of those threads.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Na Und
Galactronics
#3 - 2013-08-15 20:38:31 UTC
What door?
Drunken Bum
#4 - 2013-08-15 20:40:34 UTC
Who ******* cares. Stop making these dumb threads.

After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary.  -Fozzie

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-08-15 20:49:38 UTC
The truth is there is no door.


The door is painted on the wall as a psychological test.


You failed.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Whitehound
#6 - 2013-08-15 20:56:13 UTC
The door was open when you entered EVE. Now you are stuck like everyone else.

Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling.

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#7 - 2013-08-15 20:59:44 UTC
You can open the door right now. You just need to find the key.

Spoiler alert: it's in your heart. You just have to believe.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
#8 - 2013-08-15 21:07:02 UTC
Baby ChuChu wrote:
You can open the door right now. You just need to find the key.

Spoiler alert: it's in your heart. You just have to believe.


I've got the key. I've got the secret. I've got the key to another wwwwwaaaay
Donbe Scurred
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-08-15 21:10:00 UTC
Send me 500m isk and I will open it for you.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#10 - 2013-08-15 21:11:37 UTC
That's right. You're from that universe that runs 2 1/2 years behind ours.

Do try to keep up.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Flamespar
WarRavens
#11 - 2013-08-15 21:55:58 UTC
CCP have said it will open. Just don't know when.

When it does happen, expect to be greeted by a hallway full of wailing trolls screaming "EVE IS DOOOOOOOOMMMED!!"
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#12 - 2013-08-15 22:28:38 UTC
I like not knowing what's behind the door. As long as it stays shut, I choose to believe there's a magical land of unicorns and sparkly dragons behind it. Now imagine my disappointment if one day it opens and I find that the world beyond is just as harsh and dark as the rest of EVE.
Keep the door closed please -- it gives me hope.

Who put the goat in there?

Leafar Nightfall
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-08-15 22:46:59 UTC
Door? Where is that door? I don't know, I'm always looking at my ship...

I'd only like te door to open if we could punch each other in the face on the other side, otherwise what would be the point?
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#14 - 2013-08-15 22:49:25 UTC
I can't wait to open that door and meet some bitches.
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-08-15 23:01:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Kidd
Tobias Sjodin wrote:
Will it ever open, do you think?


IB4L for no content.....oh wait.....

Don't ban me, bro!

Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#16 - 2013-08-15 23:35:09 UTC
Try running into it....head first!

...

Dimaloun Vyreen
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-08-15 23:45:01 UTC
It opens. It's just that there isn't any oxygen in it, because apparently, in the future, we don't have spacesuits.

There are three things you say to the police. "Yes, sir", "No, sir" and "I want a lawyer". There is one thing you say to Concord, "Wait, it wasn-"

C DeLeon
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-08-16 00:00:33 UTC
Skill Training Online
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-08-16 00:01:52 UTC
Reported for Trolling, No content

Thank You Obama!

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#20 - 2013-08-16 00:05:16 UTC
Skill Training Online wrote:
Reported for Trolling, No content


This is about your last thread being locked, isn't it?

Its gone man, let it go.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

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