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Does anyone do loans?

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Eva Tatiana
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-08-15 16:38:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Eva Tatiana
I know I'm going to get trolled/flamed so hard but idc.

I was wondering if there was any corps ingame that act as a bank where I could take out a loan for 400m isk. Yes I know I could easily go earn it or buy a PLEX. BUT, I need it now, I will get the 400m back because it is only to be collateral for my first month in a corp and will be returned in full. I'd be willing to pay interest.

Thanks.

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/EVA <3

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-08-15 16:39:06 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
I know I'm going to get trolled/flamed so hard but idc.

I was wondering if there was any corps ingame that act as a bank where I could take out a loan for 400m isk. Yes I know I could easily go earn it or buy a PLEX. BUT, I need it now, I will get the 400m back because it is only to be collateral for my first month in a corp in a will be returned in full. I'd be willing to pay interest.

Thanks.



They all seem to go broke and have to quit the game.

I wonder why.........

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-08-15 16:40:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugalbandak
Great Tread +1 from me

edit: collateral for a corp , you joining the swarm?

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back

Eva Tatiana
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-08-15 16:41:01 UTC
Lol yeah I understand what you are saying. I wish there was some way to for a contract where if a debt wasn't paid they would take a lot of your valuables.

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/EVA <3

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#5 - 2013-08-15 16:42:54 UTC

You may wish to look here for loans:

--> Market Discussions

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-08-15 16:43:34 UTC
if you had any materiel that could be used as collateral, i'd be happy to loan an equivalent amount.

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433

brinelan
#7 - 2013-08-15 16:44:07 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
I know I'm going to get trolled/flamed so hard but idc.

I was wondering if there was any corps ingame that act as a bank where I could take out a loan for 400m isk. Yes I know I could easily go earn it or buy a PLEX. BUT, I need it now, I will get the 400m back because it is only to be collateral for my first month in a corp in a will be returned in full. I'd be willing to pay interest.

Thanks.



Ill bite. Check out the market discussions section of the forums, but ya don't be surprised if you get less then favorable responses especially given what its for (which seems a bit fishy to me tbh)
Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2013-08-15 16:44:08 UTC
OP, You are only going to get trolled with you using a 1 day old NPC alt.

Are you scared to post with your main?

R.I.P. Vile Rat

Eva Tatiana
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-08-15 16:47:56 UTC
This is my main, I'm making a fresh start in EVE. And you see my problem, I'm a day old, and I'm not gonna mine like its a full-time job to get the isk, when I'm offering to pay the person back with interest. I mean I know most of you probably pee 400m.

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/EVA <3

Din Chao
#10 - 2013-08-15 16:56:41 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
This is my main, I'm making a fresh start in EVE. And you see my problem, I'm a day old, and I'm not gonna mine like its a full-time job to get the isk, when I'm offering to pay the person back with interest. I mean I know most of you probably pee 400m.

That bottle of Super Beta Prostate is my roommate's.
Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2013-08-15 16:57:01 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
This is my main, I'm making a fresh start in EVE. And you see my problem, I'm a day old, and I'm not gonna mine like its a full-time job to get the isk, when I'm offering to pay the person back with interest. I mean I know most of you probably pee 400m.


Wow, one day old character? You can't even use 400 mil isk with a one day old character. You know how long it would take you to pay that back? And if you want to use that 400 mil to join a corp? This has to be a troll, because I have heard of some stupid things that people do in this game, but this is right up there with the worse.

But best of luck.

P.S. BTW 400 mil doesn't even get me up to pee.

R.I.P. Vile Rat

Eva Tatiana
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-08-15 17:01:22 UTC
Thanks for being a witch, love you.

http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/EVA <3

Commander Spurty
#13 - 2013-08-15 17:03:37 UTC
isk is not valuable to you yet.

Move along

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP

Mr. Orange
Band of Freelancers
#14 - 2013-08-15 17:06:08 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
I know I'm going to get trolled/flamed so hard but idc.

I was wondering if there was any corps ingame that act as a bank where I could take out a loan for 400m isk. Yes I know I could easily go earn it or buy a PLEX. BUT, I need it now, I will get the 400m back because it is only to be collateral for my first month in a corp in a will be returned in full. I'd be willing to pay interest.

Thanks.


Two things.

1. You are trying to scam.

2. You are getting scammed.

That is all.

Idea
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2013-08-15 17:06:13 UTC
Wants to take out a loan to pay goons for recruitment scam.


......



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#16 - 2013-08-15 17:36:13 UTC
What you need is to contact one of those "Need cash nao!" places that advertise on TV. Borrow enough for a PLEX, pay for your recruiting scam, and move on.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

MacKael
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-08-15 17:41:24 UTC
If you are making a fresh start you should have isk or items from your last attempt. Short of that. Buy a plex or 20. Never pay to join a corp.EVER.....
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#18 - 2013-08-15 17:50:49 UTC
Eva Tatiana wrote:
I mean I know most of you probably pee 400m.


More like.....4 Bill.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#19 - 2013-08-15 18:08:06 UTC
No one in their right mind is going to lend a day 1 old character 400 million with no guarantees or knowing the person IRL (and hence knowing where they live, with all that implies). It simply isn't going to happen.

You could not offer enough of a return on investment to make the risk seem attractive.
Kahega Amielden
Rifterlings
#20 - 2013-08-15 18:08:32 UTC
Quote:
This is my main, I'm making a fresh start in EVE. And you see my problem, I'm a day old, and I'm not gonna mine like its a full-time job to get the isk, when I'm offering to pay the person back with interest. I mean I know most of you probably pee 400m.


No one is going to loan you ISK without a reasonable chance of getting it back. Given that

-You have no history
-Your request itself is suspicious (why do you need 400m ISK for this corp?)
-You don't seem to understand how to acquire money; there's no plan for how you're going to turn that 400m into 400m + interest so you can give it back
-You don't have any collateral
-You could disappear with the money and there would be very few consequences


Getting a loan in EVE is possible, but very difficult because unlike RL there are no spacecourts that will garnish your spacewages until you pay back your loan.

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