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Wanna be a Hi Sec Merc... We offer the format for you to reach your dream!
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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1 - 2013-08-14 07:27:38 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
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Congratulations you are a hi sec mercenary now. War dec a mining corp and once you have 200 kills apply to the Merc Contracts channel. This means you've made the "a" list along with all the other amazing hi sec mercs.

Tools of the Trade

Be sure to have 2 scouts for every member in corp or 3 logi per member to ensure you maintain an efficient killboard. Please maintain the 2 falcons/scorpions for every 5 of your fleet members ratio or as an exception 3 Vindicators for every t3.

All multiboxers be sure to name your characters something similar, so you blend into local. Like "Merc01, Merc02..." is acceptable.

Once you become an item of interest, please contact us for further consoltuncy on jhow to pee vee pee on the forums. We offer forum warrioriing 101 and advanced character assassination technoques like responding to all posts with "UMAD BRO?" and "YOUR BUTTHURT SMELLS LIKE MARMITE"

Most of all... do not have fun.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Heluene Keller
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-08-14 08:06:33 UTC
Vegas, go home, you're drunk.
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-08-14 08:57:06 UTC
Amazing how our continued succes brings out the best in some people.

I halfhearthedly support this product and/or service while stroking my epeen gently.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
El Geo
Warcrows
Sedition.
#4 - 2013-08-14 09:04:03 UTC
You know this actually sounds like the people who grouped up to dec us......

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#5 - 2013-08-14 10:46:37 UTC
Op I hope your so called friends are reading this post as it is cringe worthy to say the least. If I was them I would shut the door and close the curtains if you come around.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2013-08-14 11:26:25 UTC
Can't you just let Marmite failscade in peace?

They were a good alliance once. Kinda like TEST (RIP)

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#7 - 2013-08-14 13:26:44 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Can't you just let Marmite failscade in peace?

They were a good alliance once. Kinda like TEST (RIP)


I lol'd.

Isn't this the deal though... we're offering a format to success.

Also, I didn't mean this post to have anything to do with stinky Marmite. I prefer Jelly on my toast and from the looks of this thread I'm getting barrels of it.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2013-08-14 18:28:09 UTC
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#9 - 2013-08-14 18:30:07 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Tora Bushido wrote:
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol


Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#10 - 2013-08-14 18:31:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
VegasMirage wrote:
I love Marmites



You hurt my feelings Cry

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#11 - 2013-08-14 18:36:22 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Tora Bushido wrote:
in b4 the lock Blink


b/c having fun on the forums at your expense deserves a lock

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-08-14 18:38:16 UTC
You nerds really will bite on anything...
El Geo
Warcrows
Sedition.
#13 - 2013-08-14 19:40:06 UTC
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-08-14 22:13:08 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol


Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

You're pathetic. Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.


The real question is how long until Vegas asks to be let back into Marmite and how much is he going to offer to pay.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#15 - 2013-08-14 22:34:28 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol


Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

You're pathetic. Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.


The real question is how long until Vegas asks to be let back into Marmite and how much is he going to offer to pay.


Because nobody cares what an obviously butthurt forum alt says.

Try harder.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
NightmareX
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#16 - 2013-08-14 23:42:44 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol


Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

You're pathetic. Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.


The real question is how long until Vegas asks to be let back into Marmite and how much is he going to offer to pay.

The real question is who is willing to jump back into a sinking boat?

Titanic couldn't sink and i bet that Marmite thinks the same about their alliance, until they hit a rock or something Big smile

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1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#17 - 2013-08-14 23:47:08 UTC
Xolve wrote:
You nerds really will bite on anything...


Be nice to Vegas please....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-08-14 23:55:59 UTC
I laughed! :D
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-08-15 01:14:52 UTC
NightmareX wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 Lol


Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

You're pathetic. Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.


The real question is how long until Vegas asks to be let back into Marmite and how much is he going to offer to pay.

The real question is who is willing to jump back into a sinking boat?

Titanic couldn't sink and i bet that Marmite thinks the same about their alliance, until they hit a rock or something Big smile



I heard a rumor that a couple people jumped into that boat today.

Vegas you didn't answer me. How much are you going to offer to pay? Should I ask again a couple months from now when you've moved through a dozen alliances and have decided to beg Marmite to let you in again?
Istyn
Freight Club
#20 - 2013-08-15 01:24:18 UTC
Made me laugh, especially:

VegasMirage wrote:

All multiboxers be sure to name your characters something similar, so you blend into local. Like "Merc01, Merc02..." is acceptable.
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