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Don Purple

Snuggle Society

Test Alliance Please Ignore

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#21 - 2013-08-14 06:54:35 UTC

Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:

For maximum benefit to the child in middle and high school, her name should be "Large Collidable Object."

Don, I've had 3 kids, and nothing my wife and I ever did together could have resulted in what I was forced to witness when they were born. So stick to your guns about it not being your fault. Also, certain people will try to convince you that the man has some sort of vital role to play in the delivery room. Those people are called liars. What has been seen can't be unseen.

Congrats on the baby, the disreputable security status... but mostly the baby.

I pray she doesn't try to get me to go in there... **** that beautiful crap. Child birth be scary.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

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VegasMirage Blank-Space Northern Coalition. Likes received: 1,608	#22 - 2013-08-14 07:01:33 UTC 1 Don Purple wrote: Found out my child is going to be a little girl. Don. DO NOT let her play Eve... Yendaj. no more games... it's real this time!!!


Don Purple Snuggle Society Test Alliance Please Ignore Likes received: 1,353	#23 - 2013-08-14 08:21:01 UTC 1 VegasMirage wrote: Don Purple wrote: Found out my child is going to be a little girl. Don. DO NOT let her play Eve... Yendaj. lol imagine eve in 15 years if it is still going? old man don looks at his daughter " ok dear an awox is when you....." I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

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Dilligafmofo 3WAYFOUNDATIONS New Miner's Union Likes received: 417	#24 - 2013-08-14 09:27:23 UTC 1 You can't call a girl Piper. Imagine the chat in 18 years time. " Hey, who is that hot chick?" "Piper?" " Yes I would, but what's her name" Bad Idea.... may I suggest Megathron, has a hard hitting ring to it, don't you think?

Don Purple

Snuggle Society

Test Alliance Please Ignore

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#25 - 2013-08-14 12:03:01 UTC

Dilligafmofo wrote:

You can't call a girl Piper.

Imagine the chat in 18 years time.

" Hey, who is that hot chick?"

"Piper?"

" Yes I would, but what's her name"

Bad Idea.... may I suggest Megathron, has a hard hitting ring to it, don't you think?

never heard piper as a sexual term but I can see it, I can imagine a girl named Megathron. The wife wanted to name it Merrick if it was a boy and all I can think of is yugioh abridged and calling everything Steve... :D

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Malcolm Shinhwa

The Scope

Gallente Federation

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#26 - 2013-08-14 17:09:41 UTC

Dilligafmofo wrote:

You can't call a girl Piper.

Imagine the chat in 18 years time.

" Hey, who is that hot chick?"

"Piper?"

" Yes I would, but what's her name"

Bad Idea.... may I suggest Megathron, has a hard hitting ring to it, don't you think?

When picking a name for our daughter I had to disallow many of those offered by my wife because they were too easily turned into euphemisms for sex. She was also stunned to learn that just about any girl's last name can be used to reference her breasts.

We went with Mydaddyknowswheretoburythebody for her name. Its kinda long, but I think gives the right impression.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

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Jayem See Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 3,687	#27 - 2013-08-14 20:04:25 UTC I met a lady today at work - her name was "Princess Sweetheart something I can't remember how to spell properly" Her husband's first name was "Honour" Go large on the name, you know you want to Congrats on an excellent day! Aaaaaaand relax.

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S Byerley The Manhattan Engineer District Likes received: 158	#28 - 2013-08-14 20:13:20 UTC \| Edited by: S Byerley 1 Don Purple wrote: ALSO,... large collidable object is... oh god no. She did see the Piper toon yesterday and start yelling at me First name Colli, middle name Dable; she'll never figure it out.

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Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group Likes received: 8,697	#29 - 2013-08-14 22:40:22 UTC "Celestis" might pass for a girls name. Bring back DEEEEP Space!