These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

Bounties are meaningless in EVE - Let the Carebear Bounty Competition Begin!
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#1 - 2013-08-13 11:37:45 UTC
The bounty system currently in EVE is completely meaningless. I have a 3/4 billion bounty on my head for, um, what? Im a carebear in High sec, miner and Indy. Wouldn't hurt a fly. But I have a bounty. I would expect better from EVE devs because this is some ****-poor mechanics.

If you step into the wrong chat room and say the wrong thing, you get a bounty. If you price something on the market that appears to be an undercut, you get a bounty. If you post on these forums and some know-it-all freak doesn't like what you have to say, you get a bounty. Its absolutely totally meaningless. If I was an outlaw or a pirate I'd want to wear the "WANTED" stamp proudly, I'd want people to know I was a badass that did things other players only dreamed of. I would compete with my fellow pirates on who can get their bounty the highest. As it is I'm a bigger badass as a carebear miner in high sec. I see some pirate bounties that are totally pathetic, Im so much badder than them! Those strip miners of mine ruin regions and cause the collapse of mego corps!

They should replace the term bounty with the term "I hurt the Butt of some egotistical idiot".



Btw, please add to my bounty, I'm embracing this ****! I want to have the biggest bounty in the game, Carebear bountied miners UNITE! I want to further prove that the devs of this came are complete idiots by being a carebear miner with the highest bounty in the game. Vote for me!
Lee Saisima
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-08-13 11:39:25 UTC
FIRST!!!!
Didn't even bother to read OP!
Tron 3K
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-13 11:41:32 UTC
Lee Saisima wrote:
FIRST!!!!
Didn't even bother to read OP!

Second! youre a ****!
Tron 3K
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-08-13 11:42:57 UTC
Tron 3K wrote:
Lee Saisima wrote:
FIRST!!!!
Didn't even bother to read OP!

Second! youre a ****!

Posting in a *nerf hisec* post I think..
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#5 - 2013-08-13 11:43:02 UTC
Ooh, I'd kill for your bounty! Hey, there's an idea... What's your favourite system?

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#6 - 2013-08-13 11:43:27 UTC
4th!

 ♥ 
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#7 - 2013-08-13 11:44:46 UTC
Broomhilde wrote:
The bounty system currently in EVE is completely meaningless.
No. By posting these kinds of threads, you give it all the meaning it ever needs. Lol
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#8 - 2013-08-13 11:45:16 UTC
Broomhilde wrote:
Btw, please add to my bounty, I'm embracing this ****! I want to have the biggest bounty in the game, Carebear bountied miners UNITE! I want to further prove that the devs of this came are complete idiots by being a carebear miner with the highest bounty in the game. Vote for me!
That just shows the devs that many happy customers are using their amazing bounty system, so nothing needs to be changed.

Who put the goat in there?
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#9 - 2013-08-13 11:45:45 UTC
Thanks for the bumps, keep em coming!
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#10 - 2013-08-13 11:46:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Broomhilde
Tippia wrote:
Broomhilde wrote:
The bounty system currently in EVE is completely meaningless.
No. By posting these kinds of threads, you give it all the meaning it ever needs. Lol


For trolls, yes of course Blink And don't forget to "vote" for me!
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#11 - 2013-08-13 11:48:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
The bounty system definitely does need to change. Specifically, we need to be able to place bounties on the forum.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#12 - 2013-08-13 11:51:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Broomhilde
Zappity wrote:
The bounty system definitely does need to change. Specifically, we need to be able to place bounties on the forum.


I'm sure the devs will implement that soon enough, they are stupid enough, so its just a matter of time. In the meantime stop being lazy and log in. The servers are back up!
Noriko Mai
#13 - 2013-08-13 11:54:04 UTC
The funny thing is that every second post I make is a insult. And I have no bount LolLolLol

"Meh.." - Albert Einstein
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#14 - 2013-08-13 11:55:00 UTC
Noriko Mai wrote:
The funny thing is that every second post I make is a insult. And I have no bount LolLolLol


That just means your not that good! Fail bro, please take a seat!
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#15 - 2013-08-13 12:06:19 UTC
I just use them to keep track of a hearty bunch of space bros that frequent a top secret channel for cool guys. We then proceed to post the mail we received and wait until the killmail shows up in our cool lounge for cool elite bros. Then we proceed to laugh at and taunt said pilot who lost his ship/pod until he cries. We drink the tears, give the person another bounty of 420,420 and smoke cigars.

Such is life in leetsec.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-08-13 12:16:59 UTC
I put a bounty on you just for posting this crap.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#17 - 2013-08-13 12:20:26 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
I put a bounty on you just for posting this crap.


Thank you! ITs my goal to have the biggest carebear bounty in the game! Thanks for making my dream come true!
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-08-13 12:30:39 UTC
So... if you're in a hulk and I come and splode you I can get money?

Sounds like meaning to me.
Broomhilde
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#19 - 2013-08-13 12:34:23 UTC
TheBlueMonkey wrote:
So... if you're in a hulk and I come and splode you I can get money?

Sounds like meaning to me.


I don't fly a hulk, but, um, that's how a bounty kinda works....Roll
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-08-13 12:38:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Daimon Kaiera
Are you trying to look like Erotica? Eve's only legitimate Isk doubler™ ?

.... . .-.. .--. / .. / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. . -. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / --. . - / ..- .--. / ... - --- .--. - .... .. ... / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. . / .. -.. . .- / .. ... / -. --- - / ... - --- .-.. . -. / ... - --- .--.
123Next pageLast page