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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2013-08-13 08:38:21 UTC
Found out my child is going to be a little girl.
Hit -10 through high sec shenanigans
Caused a bil in damages to celebrate.
Even killed a reti that dropped a 180m mining upgrade.

Been a damn good day.

Don.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#2 - 2013-08-13 08:56:00 UTC
Will you name your child after a spaceship? Congratulations.

Call her Falcon.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#3 - 2013-08-13 09:03:17 UTC
And may your first child be a masculine child.

Dude, name it Drake.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#4 - 2013-08-13 09:18:03 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Found out my child is going to be a little girl.
Hit -10 through high sec shenanigans
Caused a bil in damages to celebrate.
Even killed a reti that dropped a 180m mining upgrade.

Been a damn good day.

Don.


Congratulations on the baby.

It's good knowing that behind that mask of being a heartless piece of cow dung, dormantly lies a family man.

The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#5 - 2013-08-13 09:32:43 UTC
Sylphy wrote:
It's good knowing that behind that mask of being a heartless piece of cow dung, dormantly lies a family man.


I started writing a snarky reply about heartless fathers, but then I started thinking about all the spoiled cancers on society caused by overly indulgent fathers. Now I'm all confused; thanks a lot.
Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-08-13 09:41:38 UTC
Congrats!

Please don't let the -10 blur your mind. Deep down you know she won't want to be named "Catalyst".

Also, what is it with C&P posters getting married and/or having babies lately?
Tinker Vuld
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-08-13 09:57:10 UTC
New mug shot to boot. Gratz on Little Miss Purple!

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.
Archibald Thistlewaite III
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Miners
#8 - 2013-08-13 10:06:37 UTC
Congratulations, Chribba is a wonderful name for a child.

User of 'Bumblefck's Luscious & Luminous Mustachio Wax'
seany1212
M Y S T
#9 - 2013-08-13 12:17:56 UTC
S Byerley wrote:
Sylphy wrote:
It's good knowing that behind that mask of being a heartless piece of cow dung, dormantly lies a family man.


I started writing a snarky reply about heartless fathers, but then I started thinking about all the spoiled cancers on society caused by overly indulgent fathers. Now I'm all confused; thanks a lot.


I think there needs to be a 50/50 between beating your children and showering them in ludicrous amounts of cash... Lol

On a serious note, congratulations on the good news Cool
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-08-13 12:42:05 UTC
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2013-08-13 12:48:41 UTC
A good friend in corp suggested her own characters name and I think I like it.

Piper Elizabeth _____

Gotta leave that last part out :D

Thanks for all the support.
I think the wife would beat me if I even suggested Catalyst or Drake... or where I got Piper from Lol

I'm looking forward to spamming my mother with photos of her with the snakes.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#12 - 2013-08-13 12:49:16 UTC
Grats Purp..

You gonna call her Dilli after the Father?
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2013-08-13 12:52:07 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
Congrats!

Please don't let the -10 blur your mind. Deep down you know she won't want to be named "Catalyst".

Also, what is it with C&P posters getting married and/or having babies lately?


C&P if filled with all the people who play how they really want too. We are who we are and we are either loved or hated for it.
My wife loves me very much but does seem to get angry when she complains about being pregnant and all that, I always respond "not my fault" .. almost lost a monitor that way...

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#14 - 2013-08-13 12:52:57 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
Grats Purp..

You gonna call her Dilli after the Father?




O.o

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Heluene Keller
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-08-13 14:21:29 UTC
Gratz, Don. I hope she's healthy and happy and all that good stuff.

May I suggest Bhaalgorn as a first name?
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-08-13 15:27:31 UTC
For maximum benefit to the child in middle and high school, her name should be "Large Collidable Object."

Don, I've had 3 kids, and nothing my wife and I ever did together could have resulted in what I was forced to witness when they were born. So stick to your guns about it not being your fault. Also, certain people will try to convince you that the man has some sort of vital role to play in the delivery room. Those people are called liars. What has been seen can't be unseen.

Congrats on the baby, the disreputable security status... but mostly the baby.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Tamiya Sarossa
Resistance is Character Forming
#17 - 2013-08-14 00:49:27 UTC
Glad you didn't have to use your AK.



Resubbed for this post, :cripes:
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#18 - 2013-08-14 01:35:28 UTC
I would like to take this opportunity to reinforce the idea of naming he Large Collidable Object
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#19 - 2013-08-14 03:04:42 UTC
Another vote for Large Collidable Object. Nearly snorted Pepsi all over my work laptop reading that.


But on a more serious note, my favorite fiction-inspired names for a daughter both come from the Wheel of Time series of books, Mierin and Cyndane. (Both actually refer to the same character, at very different points in her character development).

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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2013-08-14 06:53:09 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Another vote for Large Collidable Object. Nearly snorted Pepsi all over my work laptop reading that.


But on a more serious note, my favorite fiction-inspired names for a daughter both come from the Wheel of Time series of books, Mierin and Cyndane. (Both actually refer to the same character, at very different points in her character development).


I am surprised the wife didn't suggest these names, Wheel of Time is one of the few fantasy series she had read and enjoyed. More of a Terry Brooks fan myself. ALSO,... large collidable object is... oh god no. She did see the Piper toon yesterday and start yelling at me Lol

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
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