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From carebear to pirate in under 3 months.

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Jorden Ishonen
Doomheim
#21 - 2013-08-10 19:32:49 UTC
Cyber SGB wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!

sometimes people in npc corps organize stuff.

I note that the OP is in an NPC corp.

Though who thinks of NPC corp "mates" as "corpmates".


Though he claimed to have been removed from the corp shortly after the incident.

I think this may be a stealth "nerf NPC corp" thread.


Regardless, there's nothing on EVEkill under Real Zebra, so either a fake or an alt. Or a fake alt.
Holgrak Blacksmith
Prophets of Motav
#22 - 2013-08-10 19:57:18 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Real Zebra wrote:
Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded.

Also...current game mechanics makes this impossible as attacking Corp mates DO NOT SPAWN CONCORDE as it's completely legal!

You sir are ******* stupid!

sometimes people in npc corps organize stuff.

I note that the OP is in an NPC corp.

Though who thinks of NPC corp "mates" as "corpmates".


He also said they kicked him from corp, there's something fishy going on.
Real Zebra
South Lords
#23 - 2013-08-10 20:28:38 UTC
It wasn't our corp exclusive, had some outside miners involved. I had no roles in the corp I suppose because when I docked I was removed PiratePiratePirate
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#24 - 2013-08-10 21:44:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
That Seems Legit wrote:
OP your face looks like a dead waterlogged baby thats died by drowning. Well done sir!

Pot, kettle.
I must say, your face is a supreme achievement!

Plas wans for faces o death.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#25 - 2013-08-10 22:45:42 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
How does this happen? I'll tell you.

I'm brand new to EVE. I've always known about EVE, but only recently downloaded and subbed. I became a miner, as one does. I joined a mining corp, and went out on ops. I hated it. It was boring and mundane. So I started to look into manufacturing. This took a bit of reading and understanding, and I was not able to grasp the concept of profitable production.

So here I was at a stand still. Two months into EVE. I began to fly around every bit of space while logged in. All empire space. HighSec to NullSec. Lost a ton of rookie ships and empty pods. Then it dawned on me. I'm in a spaceship. I want to shoot other space ships.

I took this idea to my small corps mining op that was next on schedule. Although, I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded. It was a rush. The amount of capped locked text that flew at me, the amount of rage I had caused. It stirred something up in me. I was removed from the corp and have sense exiled myself into lowsec space. Here I am losing more ships then I destroy. But I feel a sense of purpose.

**** HighSec. **** mining. **** industry. I'm a 3 month old EVE player, and I've got another ten years to **** everyone off.

o7


If you could, please forward me an email or Eve mail (whichever you prefer) detailing your experiences going from miner to Pirate. I'll post it to my blog in short order. I would love to have something like this featured. Please link various kill mails you feel fond of.

my email is tararead04@gmail.com

Congrats btw Pirate
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-08-11 02:00:20 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
Heh, nice story.

You're confusing Fleet Op membership with Corp membership because you're still in the starter NPC corp.

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fleet



DMC

EDIT :

Just checked your Employment History.

Pator Tech School [PTS] from 2013.08.10 05:14 to this day.

As I said earlier, nice story. A far fetched story but a nice one none the less.
Atomic Virulent
Embargo.
#27 - 2013-08-11 03:25:00 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
...I was not able to grasp the concept of profitable production...


This goes a long way in explaining your attraction to pvp, along with all the others lacking in mental capacity.
Real Zebra
South Lords
#28 - 2013-08-11 20:38:04 UTC
Why take shots at me? Just because I am not good with outsmarting others for isk does not mean I'm stupid? Also I make sure this is not the main character I use to protect my own identity. This is nothing new I have seen this from many others on forum. Also in original post I said I'm several months old.
Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-08-11 20:41:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Erufen Rito
Real Zebra wrote:
I came in a Rupture. I popped one of my corp mates Retrievers before I was concorded. [...] I was removed from the corp and have sense exiled myself into lowsec space. Here I am losing more ships then I destroy. But I feel a sense of purpose.

I call bullshit. Corpmates are fair game without concord butting in.

Further inspection, that toon has no kills or losses, thus you are an alt. No newbie is bright enough to have a forum alt.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Real Zebra
South Lords
#30 - 2013-08-11 20:49:02 UTC
I'm not average noob. Anyone can see the tons and tons of female avatars on forum with stupid faces. Of course these are not real peoples names. Why? To protect identity. I understood this the first day I was on forums. Dumass
Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2013-08-11 20:52:52 UTC
You are right, you are the special kind of noob. The kind that mixes up fantasy with fact.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Real Zebra
South Lords
#32 - 2013-08-11 20:54:15 UTC
And who are you?
Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-08-11 20:56:10 UTC
Thankfully, not your father.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Real Zebra
South Lords
#34 - 2013-08-11 20:58:21 UTC
wowwww ok good one thats making sense why don't you go mine some more
Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2013-08-11 21:03:27 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
wowwww ok good one thats making sense why don't you go mine some more

I'll gank my NPC corpmates while i'm at it.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Real Zebra
South Lords
#36 - 2013-08-11 21:04:59 UTC
I don't think you have the ballllllls baby boy
SmokinDank
Horizon Research Group
#37 - 2013-08-11 21:11:01 UTC
Real Zebra wrote:
I don't think you have the ballllllls baby boy


this is why 12 year olds shouldn't be on the computer.

...

Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2013-08-11 21:12:18 UTC
Would also explain why the Star Wars reference just slipped past him. That actually made me a bit sad.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

Real Zebra
South Lords
#39 - 2013-08-11 21:16:55 UTC
No I got the Star Wars reference. What? Did you want me to acknowledge it? Sweet Star Wars reference bro.
Erufen Rito
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2013-08-11 21:25:53 UTC
Damn, got me there. Wish I was that cool.

Back to your tale. It's sketchy at best. 6/10 for effort and a buttfuck ugly avatar.

This is as nice as I get. Best quote ever https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4137165#post4137165

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