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For everyone that comes here full of hate because a pirate blew them up

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Vincent R'lyeh
Screaming Hayabusa
#1 - 2013-08-09 23:02:15 UTC
We have lives too and she said yes:

Target acquired

Pirate

I have deliberately developed an air of cynicism that I originally intended to make me appear somewhat louche and caddish but actually comes across as irritable hostility combined with the unspoken threat of sudden violence.....

Zero Sum Gain
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-08-09 23:53:59 UTC
Vincent R'lyeh wrote:
We have lives too and she said yes:

Target acquired

Pirate



Clearly a scam, I can take a photo like that too!!one
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-10 00:31:08 UTC
This looks shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2013-08-10 01:26:09 UTC
Now the real question is will she let you play internet spaceships? My husband is (thankfully) just as big a gamer and nerd as myself so we're good on that end. Congrats!

may you get all the booty Twisted
Havek Korstar
Fighting Carebears
#5 - 2013-08-10 02:37:58 UTC
That reminds me of the castle ruins from "Highlander"
Marwen DeGaulle
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-08-10 02:42:06 UTC
bae caught me slippin
Xolve
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2013-08-10 02:46:01 UTC
Fat.

Also- if you had a life you wouldn't be attention whoring about your marriage on an internet spaceship forum.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#8 - 2013-08-10 04:01:14 UTC
API, or it didn't happen.
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-08-10 05:20:23 UTC
1. Congrats man
2. As you obviously won't be needing it anymore can I has your stuff?
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2013-08-10 08:48:37 UTC
Congrats!!!

I never loose the wife aggro >.>

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Heluene Keller
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-08-11 10:53:25 UTC
Xolve wrote:


Fat.



I am sorry for your troubles, Xolve. Is it genetic / glandular, or are you simply greedy?
Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated
You've got RED on you
#12 - 2013-08-11 13:27:51 UTC
Congrats Vince :)

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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-08-12 18:05:09 UTC
How is your wife and my kid?

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom

Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-08-12 19:12:35 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Fat.

Also- if you had a life you wouldn't be attention whoring about your marriage on an internet spaceship forum.


^^ jelly he is a 40 year old virgin living in his mamas basement.
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#15 - 2013-08-13 01:23:30 UTC
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
This looks shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


Nah, just manhand.

Cut your nails FFS
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#16 - 2013-08-13 03:26:21 UTC
Gratz!

Who put the goat in there?

S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#17 - 2013-08-13 06:19:50 UTC
Havek Korstar wrote:
That reminds me of the castle ruins from "Highlander"


Pretty sure it's Corfe Castle?

Yay for googling "ruins on a hill".

Now the question becomes - Did OP propose at a ren fair?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#18 - 2013-08-14 17:46:02 UTC
Vincent R'lyeh wrote:
We have lives too and she said yes:

Target acquired

Pirate



You should trim your nails.


Sorry, couldn't help it. Good luck.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#19 - 2013-08-14 23:43:08 UTC
Vincent R'lyeh wrote:
We have lives too and she said yes:

Target acquired

Pirate


Tiny rock on man hands with a half a booger stuck under one of the nails. Congrats on being cheap with the ring but generous on the fake arm tattoo!
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-08-15 12:03:17 UTC
Congrats, Vince. Rum on you this weekend! Pirate

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