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Looking for fun time sexxxy party?! ;3

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PyroTech03
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-07-04 22:51:14 UTC  |  Edited by: PyroTech03
Hello and welcome! Are you reading this recruitment ad because of a misleading title that made you think you would get a bunch of hot women sent straight to your humble studio apartment that reeks of pizza and Mountain Dew **** for a sexy fun time party?

Then you've come to the right thread, my good looking and intellectually superior friend! Legion of Darkwind (a founding corp of the Order of the Void Alliance) is currently looking for members! Not wanting to risk another lawsuit, we are completely open to all players from any TZ or past background, even including former dirty Goon monkeys (excluding spais and douchebags under the Geneva Concordat or whatever it's called)!

We are currently sporting a group of intrepid and adventurous men with half unbuttoned shirts who come from the US, the UK, New Zealand and the United States of America, all of whom are either a) previous dirty Goon monkeys, b) previous cross-eyed RvB alts, or c) stupid!

If you enjoy missioning, mining, industry, PvP, pretend PvP, fail PvP, fail Mining, light roleplaying in and out of the bedroom, podcasting, writing blogs, wormhole exploration, delusions of grandeur, Planetary Interaction, living in null-sec, ship spinning, doll dressing, unlawfully recording conversations in corp chat, regretful drunken tirades about suicide ganking in Jita, or just kicking rocks, then you are the perfect candidate for Legion of Darkwind!

Apply now for bio-screening (to make sure you aren't one of those Reptilian aliens that's trying to take over the world), and see if you measure up to our impossibly low standards!

Contact me, Pyrotech03, your darkly mysterious host in-game, or join our recruitment channel (that has since been cleansed of its parasitic infestion!) LOD Recruitment!
PyroTech03
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-09 21:34:41 UTC
Are you tired of always feeling let down and disappointed by that weird amnesia you have the night after your regrettable decision to do that thing you thought would be 'edgy' and 'experimental'? Well join LOD Recruitment in-game to speak with a like-minded representative of Legion of Darkwind about joining a group dedicated to fun, amazing, and sometimes questionable gameplay!

We are currently dedicated to expanding and growing our fail PvP into something less fail and more whale! If your an indy dude, that's ok too!

We offer a spot for every industrial, PvPer and straight up failure from any and all TZs with absolutely NO skillpoint requirements or timeshare commitments!

We offer, on a sliding scale of cuteness:
*Friendly corp and alliance mates
*Forum, Jabber, TS3, killboard.
*Corp Share program for full members.
*BPO Access to full members.

Contact me in-game, or join the LOD Recruitment channel, and begin your life of leaving flaming poop bags on the doorsteps of old neighbors with the cool cats from Legion of Darkwind!
PyroTech03
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-07-10 02:49:35 UTC
There was once a time where I was like you, intrigued applicant (only not as good looking!). Lost, alone, lonely, not with anyone to share my Pony fan fiction with....Until I formed Legion of Darkwind...

There, I found not just camaraderie and jovial times but a world full of dinosaur wrangling fun and spaceship shooting bonanzas! If you want to end up like me, dear friend (only more handsome, because my god aren't you good looking!), then drop a line to Pyrotech03 or join the in-game channel LOD Recruitment and talk to us right now.

We'll see you there, you smart fellow.
Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
#4 - 2013-08-09 02:20:24 UTC
PyroTech03 wrote:
There was once a time where I was like you, intrigued applicant (only not as good looking!). Lost, alone, lonely, not with anyone to share my Pony fan fiction with....Until I formed Legion of Darkwind...

There, I found not just camaraderie and jovial times but a world full of dinosaur wrangling fun and spaceship shooting bonanzas! If you want to end up like me, dear friend (only more handsome, because my god aren't you good looking!), then drop a line to Pyrotech03 or join the in-game channel LOD Recruitment and talk to us right now.

We'll see you there, you smart fellow.


When the hell did we get a dinosaur?

On a more related note, we are still recruiting. Join LOD Recruitment in-game to find out more