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omg wtf bbq
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-08-03 18:40:02 UTC
In system Nahol there is a small mining operation at this time. An industrial pilot in an NPC corp is hauling ore. The fools are not releasing jetcans. This hauler is constantly yellow. Please oh please kill this pilot! He is frequently docking at Nahol X - Moon 1 - Poteque Pharmaceuticals Biotech Production. His in corp alt has a name that is phonetically the same. If you get a little excited and wouldn't mind the suicide gank, hit him also.

This fleet will not last more than 6 hours at a guess from time of posting. Happy ganking!
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-08-03 20:49:53 UTC
omg wtf bbq wrote:
In system Nahol there is a small mining operation at this time. An industrial pilot in an NPC corp is hauling ore. The fools are not releasing jetcans. This hauler is constantly yellow. Please oh please kill this pilot! He is frequently docking at Nahol X - Moon 1 - Poteque Pharmaceuticals Biotech Production. His in corp alt has a name that is phonetically the same. If you get a little excited and wouldn't mind the suicide gank, hit him also.

This fleet will not last more than 6 hours at a guess from time of posting. Happy ganking!

I'll head out there in my Guardian-Vexor this instant!

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.
Donbe Scurred
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-08-03 22:40:34 UTC
If so easy why don't you gank him?
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#4 - 2013-08-04 07:31:05 UTC
Apart from obvious bait is obvious. Why waste your time posting this in the C&P forum ? You make a mistake and link your alt to your main and you are done around here. From that point you will be know as the ******** shitposting guy who puts his fingers into squirrel anuses, because he does not have enough isk to buy some gloves for the winter.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#5 - 2013-08-04 07:36:54 UTC
Jack Morrison wrote:
Apart from obvious bait is obvious. Why waste your time posting this in the C&P forum ? You make a mistake and link your alt to your main and you are done around here. From that point you will be know as the ******** shitposting guy who puts his fingers into squirrel anuses, because he does not have enough isk to buy some gloves for the winter.


You do what? To whose squirrel?

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-08-04 10:15:04 UTC
THINK ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS !!!
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#7 - 2013-08-04 14:10:03 UTC
Oh, the squirrelmanity! Shocked
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-08-04 17:04:27 UTC
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-08-05 18:05:45 UTC
Jack Morrison wrote:
puts his fingers into squirrel anuses.



Quote of the year!

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Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2013-08-05 18:19:33 UTC
mmmmm anuses.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#11 - 2013-08-05 21:58:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Tara Read wrote:
mmmmm anuses.

Squirrel anuses...Twisted


foux edit:
I just read that line out loud in a Homer Simpson pervvy voice... I have officially squicked myself out.
Shocked
:: shudders ::
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#12 - 2013-08-06 11:38:41 UTC
Jack Morrison wrote:
. From that point you will be know as the ******** shitposting guy who puts his fingers into squirrel anuses, because he does not have enough isk to buy some gloves for the winter.


Sir, I am at a client site trying to read the forums without anyone noticing.... You are not making this easy!!!!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#13 - 2013-08-06 12:16:30 UTC
He says it like he's seen some guy do it.

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Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#14 - 2013-08-06 13:37:02 UTC
William Walker wrote:
He says it like he's seen some guy do it.


I have seen many things.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2013-08-07 06:45:10 UTC
The SQUIRRELS....

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.