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Mr Paperclip
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-08-05 15:01:38 UTC
Hi All,

Tried out the trial a couple of times in the past but never got anywhere, given my self three months of stroking the eve £$% this time so should hopefully get somewhere!

So this is just a quick hello happy christmass enjoy your honika and have a crackin new year to all you eve'ers whom i hope to be feasting my frickin laser beams into in the future......... Although albeit for a short time prior to my demise!

Gonna try the sisters of eve shindig wile i get to grips with more of the features in eve but then after that i'll be looking to try my luck in the big bad world of spank my nullsec and call me charlie, any idea's for good newbie trainer corps would be good, will probably want to do a bit of pvp'ing and cloak spying in areas not meant for me!!!

All idea's slaps in the face and congratulations for spunking money up the walls are welcome!!!

Carrelle Rouppon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-08-05 15:05:34 UTC
I hear TEST are recruiting.

Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain Alliances to conduct a respectable war. There are three basic types of arms deal: white, being legal, black, being illegal, and my personal favorite, gray.

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#3 - 2013-08-05 15:34:32 UTC
Carrelle Rouppon wrote:
I hear TEST are recruiting.


TEST is lame, contact a goonswarm recruiter and pay him the application fee, then contract all your stuff to their transport logistics division for quick and easy relocation to the home systems.
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#4 - 2013-08-05 15:36:20 UTC
Get out

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Mr Paperclip
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-08-05 15:45:39 UTC
Morganta wrote:
Carrelle Rouppon wrote:
I hear TEST are recruiting.


TEST is lame, contact a goonswarm recruiter and pay him the application fee, then contract all your stuff to their transport logistics division for quick and easy relocation to the home systems.




This looks like a fine time to learn my first lesson in getting robbed, think i'll pass!
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-08-05 16:03:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Both TEST and Goons are actually very newbie friendly.
Usually both respect newbies and would not pull a recruitment scam on a player who is only several weeks old, but it never hurts to be a little paranoid in EVE, even if you are a newbie.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2013-08-05 16:06:35 UTC
are you that guy from Microsoft Word?

Benny Ohu has added you as a contact with negative standing
Mr Paperclip
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-08-05 16:07:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Paperclip
Awesome, i'll check them out then!!! Do you suggest that I stick to the sisters of eve plan to get a bit more self taught knowledge or just jump right in and see where it takes me?

Apologies for the paranoia I used to play a game called galaxies ablaze which was full of back stabbers as well as loyalists!!!

And yes i am that annoying clip face from Microsoft word and i have risen from the dead to plague you again MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-08-05 16:11:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Mr Paperclip wrote:
Awesome, i'll check them out then!!! Do you suggest that I stick to the sisters of eve plan to get a bit more self taught knowledge or just jump right in and see where it takes me?


I think it wouldn't hurt to run the tutorials first and the then the Sisters Arc, but the Arc is not really required.
Just be aware that a lot of terribad recruiters will be camping the final systems of the Sisters Arc and convo newbies to get them into their highsec mining corps.
Don't let them make you their mindless mining drone.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-08-05 16:11:27 UTC
the sisters of eve arc gives a good few million isk and is a good way to waste time while your first short skills get trained
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-08-05 16:12:10 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Just b e aware that a lot of terribad recruiters will be camping the final systems of the Sisters Arc and convo newbies to get them into their highsec mining corps.
Don't let them make you their mindless mining drone.

this is excellent advice
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-08-05 16:17:33 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
are you that guy from Microsoft Word?
I laughed at that one! :D
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-08-05 16:18:01 UTC
Mr Paperclip wrote:


Apologies for the paranoia I used to play a game called galaxies ablaze which was full of back stabbers as well as loyalists!!!



The same applies to EVE.
We are usually friendly and helpful to newbies simply because they haven't got anything worth stealing yet.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Mr Paperclip
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-08-05 16:24:22 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Mr Paperclip wrote:
Awesome, i'll check them out then!!! Do you suggest that I stick to the sisters of eve plan to get a bit more self taught knowledge or just jump right in and see where it takes me?


I think it wouldn't hurt to run the tutorials first and the then the Sisters Arc, but the Arc is not really required.
Just be aware that a lot of terribad recruiters will be camping the final systems of the Sisters Arc and convo newbies to get them into their highsec mining corps.
Don't let them make you their mindless mining drone.



Pah like this will ever happen, I'm not gonna be the mindless miner i have bigger plans for my fat arse,,,,, Such as wasting money and ships on relentlessly being blown outa the sky, i can see it now it's gonna be like a firework bananza!!!!
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#15 - 2013-08-05 16:32:00 UTC
My wife started playing about a month after me. I let her in my corp and gave her full access to the corp hangers. Login the next day to find everything gone and evemail saying she joined the goons. Trust no one.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Mr Paperclip
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-08-05 16:35:27 UTC
No Frickin way your wife as well.......... was she a thai bride Big smile
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#17 - 2013-08-05 16:37:39 UTC
Poasting in a stealth "nerf high-sec" thread.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-08-05 16:39:43 UTC
Mr Paperclip wrote:

Pah like this will ever happen, I'm not gonna be the mindless miner i have bigger plans for my fat arse,,,,, Such as wasting money and ships on relentlessly being blown outa the sky, i can see it now it's gonna be like a firework bananza!!!!


I like that attitude.
For future reference, TEST is pretty good at wasting money and ships and getting blown out of the sky.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.