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Isaac Collins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#41 - 2013-08-05 11:10:19 UTC
GIVE YOUR CORP 7 MOAS AND THEN GET REALLY CLOSE AND PRESS F1 IF THIS DOES NOT WORK CALL OBAMA HEALTH CARE TO FIX YOUR POD AND TRY IT AGAIN THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DIE DIE DIE.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-08-05 11:18:54 UTC
Isaac Collins wrote:
GIVE YOUR CROP 7 SCYTHES AND THEN GET REALLY CLOSE AND PRESS F1 IF THIS DOES OAT WORK CALL FOR BARLEY THANK YOU HAVE A NICE RYE RYE RYE.


fixed your post

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-08-05 11:20:03 UTC
Isaac Collins wrote:
GIVE YOUR CORP 7 MOAS AND THEN GET REALLY CLOSE AND PRESS F1 IF THIS DOES NOT WORK CALL OBAMA HEALTH CARE TO FIX YOUR POD AND TRY IT AGAIN THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DIE DIE DIE.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...



...lay out the crack and hit the pot instead.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#44 - 2013-08-05 11:26:53 UTC
This sounds to me like a perfect opportunity to make the move to lowsec, where wardecs don't matter much anyway.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-08-05 12:50:26 UTC
Cipio Alduin wrote:
Hi

I came back to EvE Online about 9 days ago. I had sold my chars and gave the ISK to friends back in 2011.

I have played since beta right up to 2011.

Now, i asked friends for an ISK loan to buy this char so i did not need to retrain a char from scratch.

Now, i made a corp.

Began recruitment

Now barley 7 days later im decked by 2 corps for no reason

So wth....

Has empire griefing gone mad, the corp is barley 7 days old!


So i'm not one to throw tantrums around.. but i paid for the dec for another week. My guys are new too, but apparently that's a problem to you.

Oh and he used to be part of an alliance, which he left because of war. <3

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#46 - 2013-08-05 12:55:44 UTC
move to null for a couple of weeks
problem solved
Carrelle Rouppon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-08-05 12:55:54 UTC
Personally, I would war dec you twice, just for spamming the "EVE Corporations, Alliances and Organizations Center" section, on every single recruitment thread.

Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain Alliances to conduct a respectable war. There are three basic types of arms deal: white, being legal, black, being illegal, and my personal favorite, gray.

bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#48 - 2013-08-05 13:00:35 UTC
ELITE PVP BRO.
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#49 - 2013-08-05 13:15:10 UTC
Just came in to say I hope this never, ever stops.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)
Royd Rage
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2013-08-05 13:33:54 UTC
Apparently I care enough to offer an explanation:

1- We wardecced a somewhat successful alliance, OP left it, and got auto-decced by the eve system. We didn't target your 7 day corp, not that there's anything wrong with that.

2- Wardeccing is a game mechanic that doesn't need a "reason". Why don't you open some slots for strong allies?

3- We sent you a surrender offer instantly when you left the alliance, and it was cheap as hell. I won't disclose the number, but it was an insignificant amount. Instead you trash talked us.

4- You killed 2 of our ships and trash talked us about how bad we r at PVP because we dont use ECM / NOS and whatnot. But when we used a 1x "in-corp" RR and steamrolled your fleet, you called us cowards.

5- All the above and more.

L2PVP or Learn to split your PVE/mining profits with others who are ISK poor.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#51 - 2013-08-05 13:35:10 UTC
Yoko Ono and I are going to have a bed-in until humanity achieves peace in high sec and pvpers go to low and null where they belong.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#52 - 2013-08-05 13:42:13 UTC
Royd Rage wrote:
Apparently I care enough to offer an explanation:

1- We wardecced a somewhat successful alliance, OP left it, and got auto-decced by the eve system. We didn't target your 7 day corp, not that there's anything wrong with that.

2- Wardeccing is a game mechanic that doesn't need a "reason". Why don't you open some slots for strong allies?

3- We sent you a surrender offer instantly when you left the alliance, and it was cheap as hell. I won't disclose the number, but it was an insignificant amount. Instead you trash talked us.

4- You killed 2 of our ships and trash talked us about how bad we r at PVP because we dont use ECM / NOS and whatnot. But when we used a 1x "in-corp" RR and steamrolled your fleet, you called us cowards.

5- All the above and more.

L2PVP or Learn to split your PVE/mining profits with others who are ISK poor.


What you're saying is that he'll roux the day?

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#53 - 2013-08-05 13:43:06 UTC
Unless he hands over the dough

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-08-05 13:47:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Malcanis wrote:
Royd Rage wrote:
Apparently I care enough to offer an explanation:

1- We wardecced a somewhat successful alliance, OP left it, and got auto-decced by the eve system. We didn't target your 7 day corp, not that there's anything wrong with that.

2- Wardeccing is a game mechanic that doesn't need a "reason". Why don't you open some slots for strong allies?

3- We sent you a surrender offer instantly when you left the alliance, and it was cheap as hell. I won't disclose the number, but it was an insignificant amount. Instead you trash talked us.

4- You killed 2 of our ships and trash talked us about how bad we r at PVP because we dont use ECM / NOS and whatnot. But when we used a 1x "in-corp" RR and steamrolled your fleet, you called us cowards.

5- All the above and more.

L2PVP or Learn to split your PVE/mining profits with others who are ISK poor.


What you're saying is that he'll roux the day?



Start rouxing damn you!
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#55 - 2013-08-05 13:55:13 UTC
You knead to stop with these puns.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#56 - 2013-08-05 13:56:34 UTC
I'm just trying to get a rise out of him

At yeast, that's my excuse.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#57 - 2013-08-05 13:56:53 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
You knead to stop with these buns.

FTFY
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#58 - 2013-08-05 14:06:23 UTC
OK well it's plain that naan here can stop you punning. I just pita the fool who has to clean this topic.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-08-05 14:24:09 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Cipio Alduin wrote:
Hi

I came back to EvE Online about 9 days ago. I had sold my chars and gave the ISK to friends back in 2011.

I have played since beta right up to 2011.

Now, i asked friends for an ISK loan to buy this char so i did not need to retrain a char from scratch.

Now, i made a corp.

Began recruitment

Now barley 7 days later im decked by 2 corps for no reason

So wth....

Has empire griefing gone mad, the corp is barley 7 days old!


wheat are you going to do about this problem apart from call them oat on the forums

do you need a course of action spelt out for you or is this a rice to the finish?


I admit it, I LOL'd.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#60 - 2013-08-05 14:31:56 UTC
Here's the TL;DR for anyone who doesn't wish to read it:

Bread puns.

That is all.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.