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Hellkyte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-11-10 02:17:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Hellkyte
Sniggwaffe is open for contracts in Derelik, Domain, Curse, Providence, Devoid, Molden Heath area. Lowsec/nullsex only

We'll do towers (medium/small) and pay per kill/harassment contracts or whatever.

Contact: Hellkyte or Dengen Krastinov in game (don't contact Dengen he has AIDS) to discuss contracts.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-10 03:25:44 UTC
How much for you to take and hold Amarr Empire influence in the Faction Warfare zone for a month? To clarify, this would entail the "Influence" for all systems in the Amarr/Minmatar faction warfare zone being captured for the Amarr Empire and this status being maintained without interruption for one full month.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Hellkyte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-11-10 04:19:04 UTC
Faction warfare is pretty gay so it would cost a lot. If you had a ray that could make us gay then it would be cheaper. To detect if the gayray were succesful you would need to provide evidence. For this I would suggest a gaydar. Or....I dunno. Like a kitten. Kittens like gay people.
Xystance
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-10 04:50:33 UTC
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

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Officer Nyota Uhura
#5 - 2011-11-10 05:53:42 UTC
How much for genital reconstruction surgery? I want to be a black man, preferably one with goggles.

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Black Woman who Giggles.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-11-10 09:22:31 UTC
Hellkyte wrote:
Faction warfare is pretty gay so it would cost a lot. If you had a ray that could make us gay then it would be cheaper. To detect if the gayray were succesful you would need to provide evidence. For this I would suggest a gaydar. Or....I dunno. Like a kitten. Kittens like gay people.

I have two kittens. I can trade you one of them.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-10 09:22:51 UTC
Xystance wrote:
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

Why would you suggest this?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-11-10 14:12:22 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Xystance wrote:
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

Why would you suggest this?

You intimidate those with weak minds with the manner in which you harness the english dialect.

Black Man with Goggles
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#9 - 2011-11-10 17:14:00 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Xystance wrote:
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

Why would you suggest this?

You intimidate those with weak minds with the manner in which you harness the english dialect.



I see you got your surgery Officer Nyota Uhura - awesome! Big smile
This space for rent..
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#10 - 2011-11-10 17:35:49 UTC
Can I get a Bacon Cheese Sandwich with 2 sides of bacon and a Dr. Pepper?

S H I T P O S T I N G
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#11 - 2011-11-11 03:29:40 UTC
I will take the smothered and covered hash brown platter please.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-11-11 04:02:24 UTC
I would like to order the Chocolate Fondue Surprise.

Black Man with Goggles
Hellkyte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-11-11 04:13:22 UTC
This is turning into a pretty awesome merc thread.
Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-11-11 07:43:52 UTC
Azelor Delaria supports this product, service, and WAFFLES OMNOMNOM!
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-11-11 10:04:56 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Xystance wrote:
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

Why would you suggest this?

You intimidate those with weak minds with the manner in which you harness the english dialect.

You have an amazing beard.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-11-11 14:19:37 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Xystance wrote:
How much for you to get Lyris Nairn to stop posting?

Why would you suggest this?

You intimidate those with weak minds with the manner in which you harness the english dialect.

You have an amazing beard.
Why thank you Lyris. *Blushes*

You are quite the radiant flower yourself.

Your cheekbone structure is magnificent.

Big smile

Black Man with Goggles