Intergalactic Summit

As with any addiction story, this story requires a bit of explanation. I have the pleasure, or misfortune of living with Sindel Pellion. I admit to having some addictive collection behaviors in Eve. My collection of ships tend to hover, so they don't clutter things up and my collection of space marines are quite good about cleaning up after themselves. Sindel recently found out that you can purchase Male Exotic Dancers on the contracts market. Over the past week, this has taken a turn for the worse, every day, at least once a day, she checks contracts and purchases all the of the Male Exotic Dancers available at a remotely reasonable price. This addiction has thus far put her back something like half a billion isk. These scantily clad individuals have begun crowding up the place, leaving sweaty banana hammocks in the most unusual places.

The supply and demand forces of the market are skewed right now, allowing one individual to relatively effortlessly empty the market each day. I believe this may be because Male Exotic Dancers are hidden away from the average player in contracts, rather than out and proud where everyone can find them on the general market. Several threads over the years have requested parity between Male and Female Exotic dancers. Thus far, their pleas have been for naught. Please, for my sanity and our livestock storage bills, PLEASE allow Male Exotic Dancers to be sold and purchased on the general market.

Here are some previous threads:

Male Exotic Dancers Campaign

Live Male Strippers

Why there are so few female Eve players