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When something seems too good to be true, IT IS.

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Ivan Krividus
Cold Lazarus Inc
#1 - 2013-07-31 01:41:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ivan Krividus
This is a mail i received as the CEO of an indy corp:




A great opportunity!
From: My Forum Alt
Sent: 2013.07.30 17:38
To: Name list too long to post

Hello fellow Industrialist!

I am sure you are aware of the current war between the awesome TEST alliance and the evil Goons/CFC. Sadly the recent turn of events forces me to look at every possible way to hurt CFC. Because of that i am now risking my spy alt in one of CFC's industry corps.

I have managed to get into a major position inside that corporation in which i am able to alter the list of other corps that are allowed into their sovereinity space to mine. All people and corps on that list are set to blue for the alliance, gain access to stations, they are safe to go where they please inside the sov and are even protected by the Goons. Usually permits like that are sold for very high monthly prices depending on the number of people inside a corp. I am planning on taking all of that profit away from the Goons in order to support our cause of reclaiming the Fountain region. I don't think i need to tell you how much more ISK you can make mining in 0.0 compared to empire space, so there even are good profits to be made for you!

How? Simply by putting your corporation on that list without a single penny in CFC's wallet!

In addition to the lost income for CFC and the tied up forces for your protection i must ask you also for a small fee to help us fund this just war. This will be a one time thing and not dependant on the size or experience of your corp, although we would be grateful if you could do more to support our war efforts in these dire times.

This will be a once a lifetime fee of just 1b ISK for your whole corporation, that allows you to stay and mine safely within all of CFC's territory forever. Once you are inside the CFC industry system you also gain access to an alliance paid jump freighter service, so you can get your profits safely to a trading hub. This permit will also extend to any TEST Alliance territory once we reclaim the Fountain region!

If you and your corporation wish to take part in this agenda please send the mentioned fee to this char: My Forum Alt . Once i receive the fee i will put your corp on the list as soon as possible, get you into contact with their hauling staff to move your assets and you will be able to enjoy the full benefits of CFC industrial access after the next downtime!


Thank you for supporting TEST!

Yours sincerly,
a friend of TEST
(I hope you understand that my main accounts must stay hidden for this mission)

__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Just thought i'd put that out there for those few who may have fallen for this and for sh*ts and giggles.

First of all, this doesn't make any sense at all. If we were to support TEST, why woudl we mine and manufacture for CFC? If CFC actually did allow people to join and do stuff like this then to hell with TEST. What usually would happen here is the corp woudl join, have all their stuff hauled to CFC space, and then killed and kicked from alliance. It just goes to show: Never trust a goon, real or fake.
Donovan Draknevov
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-07-31 01:51:53 UTC
I prefer the mail I get.

A great opportunity!
From: Prince Mahuluzaughasellaellaellaeyeyey

Seriously though. Anyone falling for that deserves to lose 1b.

Trust in the Rust

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#3 - 2013-07-31 01:55:38 UTC
Advance fee scam? The Nigerians are playing EVE! Shocked

Quick, everyone get out your 4-1-9 Bingo cards!
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2013-07-31 03:22:22 UTC
I'm just disappointed that I didn't have an alt in TEST that I could burn the cover of to post an advert for TEST war bonds.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#5 - 2013-07-31 06:11:15 UTC

Ivan, thanks for bringing this to the attention of the community. Your actions will help this scheme from ever succeeding simply by posting it here.

I hate scammers. That's why I took one of their oldest games and made a legit operation out of it. I make more isk by running an honest isk doubling business than any of the scammers ever made. See my bio for details, and I hope to add you to the lengthy winners list.

Good luck and fly safe!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

My Forum Alt
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-07-31 07:06:42 UTC
oh noes, my evil plans are uncovered! Roll

good thing that the idiots who would fall for this crap don't read c&p. and i get a surprising amount of tears from a simple evemail. its not really big tears but they add up Twisted
Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#7 - 2013-07-31 08:24:32 UTC
My Forum Alt wrote:
oh noes, my evil plans are uncovered! Roll

good thing that the idiots who would fall for this crap don't read c&p. and i get a surprising amount of tears from a simple evemail. its not really big tears but they add up Twisted

You sir, do the work of angels.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-07-31 08:53:11 UTC
My Forum Alt wrote:
oh noes, my evil plans are uncovered! Roll

good thing that the idiots who would fall for this crap don't read c&p. and i get a surprising amount of tears from a simple evemail. its not really big tears but they add up Twisted


Curious minds must know, how many people have actually falled for this? Could you share with us some of the tears?

If this has been fairly successful, then kudos to you Pirate

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014

Yatama Kautsuo
Tencus
#9 - 2013-07-31 10:53:48 UTC
My Forum Alt wrote:
oh noes, my evil plans are uncovered! Roll

good thing that the idiots who would fall for this crap don't read c&p. and i get a surprising amount of tears from a simple evemail. its not really big tears but they add up Twisted


and i thought you just changed his name in your op but it really is his charactername. haha
Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#10 - 2013-07-31 11:14:34 UTC
Seems legit, not sure why you see backstabbing in every mail you get.

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.

William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#11 - 2013-07-31 11:19:30 UTC
I have to try this, but exchange TEST for Pizza.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)

Ivan Krividus
Cold Lazarus Inc
#12 - 2013-07-31 12:42:38 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

Ivan, thanks for bringing this to the attention of the community. Your actions will help this scheme from ever succeeding simply by posting it here.

I hate scammers. That's why I took one of their oldest games and made a legit operation out of it. I make more isk by running an honest isk doubling business than any of the scammers ever made. See my bio for details, and I hope to add you to the lengthy winners list.

Good luck and fly safe!

Yeah... I saw that one coming
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-07-31 19:11:44 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I'm just disappointed that I didn't have an alt in TEST that I could burn the cover of to post an advert for TEST war bonds.



Their logistics directors already took care of that and stole billions of isk in assets from them.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#14 - 2013-08-01 05:42:28 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I'm just disappointed that I didn't have an alt in TEST that I could burn the cover of to post an advert for TEST war bonds.



Their logistics directors already took care of that and stole billions of isk in assets from them.



Whatever happened to him? Oh yes, he promptly joined my corp and received his medal for doing a nice spring cleaning of the hangars over there.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.