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There's a corp that makes you write a 3 page essay on pvp to get in?

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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#41 - 2013-07-26 13:04:30 UTC
Christopher AET wrote:
I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball.

Not fair, there's only enough content for 3 pages on that topic.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Aurelius Garand
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2013-07-26 14:22:37 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Christopher AET wrote:
I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball.

Not fair, there's only enough content for 3 pages on that topic.


Eve isn't about fair!!
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2013-07-26 14:43:07 UTC
Andski wrote:
I only had to follow through a 10 step process to join my corp!


Never stop posting!
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-07-26 14:46:03 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
Theres a corp in PL that makes you do an arts & crafts project Smile


I'd love to see that. And I would never be able to join because i'm bad even at stick figures...
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#45 - 2013-07-26 15:17:52 UTC
Christopher AET wrote:
I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball.


Strangely enough, thats actually incrediably easy. What with atoms, vacuum space and the whole lot of **** that makes up said space.

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#46 - 2013-07-26 16:38:55 UTC
Inokuma Yawara wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
I make applicants bring us a shrubbery!

Issler


But are we allowed to say it?


After a security breach we have changed the word that cannot be spoken.....

Issler
Ken 1138
State War Academy
Caldari State
#47 - 2013-07-26 16:58:02 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
Is it true?



Yes i wouldn't be surprised, corps make people do all kinds of things to join. Most of the time forgetting there's a person at the other end of the app.

Let's not forget: http://i.imgur.com/L9brHPK.png

I've never understood the point even if spies are an issue. If you're in the game of doing anything that spies might be an issue then you're either not big enough or no using voice comms at all times. I've had a CEO almost go crazy worrying about spies and such.

I mean we all play a spaceship game not matter what we do in that game right?
Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
#48 - 2013-07-26 17:09:50 UTC
My corp had a formula to fill when I joined. It was not at all required to be the length it had, but ... I simply can't get enough of my own voice (Or type-writ, as it were).
I have it from a credible source that most of it was bad.

Still, I got accepted. Will miracles never end?
Phoenix Jones
Small-Arms Fire
#49 - 2013-07-26 17:12:36 UTC
We require

1) a copy of your resume,
2) 3 real life references (to make sure you are not a bot),
3) a blood screening,
4) doctor's certification that you are healthy to stare at a monitor for hours,
5) a non-disclosure agreement, signed and notarized,
6) your blood type (incase we need some) and signed contract stating you shall provide a pint if requested.
7) A voided bank check
8) A picture of your favorite dog
9) A video of yourself auditioning for "America's got Talent".

After that they'll be a 4 to 6 week waiting period while we run a background check and security clearances. Your references maybe formally interviewed.

Yaay!!!!
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