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4/6 LFM Angel Extravaganza L4, need a healer (Brainstorm)
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-07-25 22:07:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Bloody Slave
It seems a lot of other MMO behaviors are in place on EVE in the last few months, huh?

I don't have a clue of what is happening on the market and where did all these ppl came from, but after posting something and reading here and there I can feel what is coming next...

I would like to invite everyone to post something that would be funny on EVE that you commonly see in other MMOs and lets see what we can have, maybe some ideas to be implemented by CCP (OMG, OMG, I really pray for that never happening).

Fail post is fail, lets see, shall we?

Edit:

Added (Brainstorm) on the tittle, lots of funny stuff up here, that is what I was talking about. I would like to bring all of them to OP and the folks can vote on the funniest ones.

Unfortunately, we cannot trust the like engine of the forum because some can use lots of Alts to reinforce their arguing but we will find a way. Tell us the ideas you have and we will read it carefully, I promise.

I was not expecting this could go that far, really. Unfortunately, I can't bring them all to OP due to space restrictions on it and there are more than 80 ideas out there! Shocked

I will need your help, guys. What we can do with these pearls? I laughed a lot reading some of them, but hey, I have sense of humor, I guess Bear

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Trudeaux Margaret
University of Caille
#2 - 2013-07-25 22:12:41 UTC
Thread title had me laughing out loud.

Not sure I'd be laughing if I saw it for real in game, though!

> anyone willing to give me like a 5 min politics crash course?

> grr goons, lowsec is full of elitist sh*s, all roads lead to the bittervet pl
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#3 - 2013-07-25 22:28:21 UTC
Ok I'll bite...

Someone in fleet chat yelling: FFS HEALZ! while doing an incursion?

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-07-25 22:48:07 UTC
I thought this server was more populated, is that hard to fill a raid over here? If so I will transfer to other server...What?

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-07-25 22:48:56 UTC
R4 DUNGEON PARTY LOOKING 4 TANK.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Noddy Comet
Lysdexic Agnostics - Thier is no Dog
#6 - 2013-07-25 22:50:26 UTC
Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's

[i]"The biggest problem with quotes on the Internet, is that just because it's on the Internet too many believe them to be real" -[/i]Abraham Lincoln's "Berlin Wall" speech at the 1984 Winter Olympics.
GreenSeed
#7 - 2013-07-25 22:50:53 UTC
there's a mayor spike in newbies spamming "LF LVL4 runner to salvage". that can only mean one thing, people are inviting them.


now, instead of bitching, if the OP were a real EVE player, he would realize this is the perfect opportunity to pose as a newbie and grief. but nooo... this is WhineOnline so better make a thread about it.
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-07-25 22:54:14 UTC
Noddy Comet wrote:
Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's



I feel someone can't read past the tittle. Lol

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#9 - 2013-07-25 22:56:15 UTC
GreenSeed wrote:
there's a mayor spike in newbies spamming "LF LVL4 runner to salvage". that can only mean one thing, people are inviting them.

Indeed. Our newbies are usually looking to salvage in between fights.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#10 - 2013-07-25 23:07:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
LF2M tank/heals AE4 [HARD], must be geared and know fights!

E:

How could I forget: World Boss up, instance (X)!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-07-25 23:20:32 UTC
Trudeaux Margaret wrote:
Thread title had me laughing out loud.

Not sure I'd be laughing if I saw it for real in game, though!


Props for reading, understanding and caring about what EVE means to us all, and I'm pretty sure you got the point. Blink

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#12 - 2013-07-25 23:26:19 UTC
Eve would probably benefit from more specialized pve roles and deeper pve tactics.

... just saying
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2013-07-25 23:31:24 UTC
S Byerley wrote:
Eve would probably benefit from more specialized pve roles and deeper pve tactics.

... just saying


Get out.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#14 - 2013-07-25 23:34:59 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
S Byerley wrote:
Eve would probably benefit from more specialized pve roles and deeper pve tactics.

... just saying


Get out.


I like the new hacking minigame.
Noddy Comet
Lysdexic Agnostics - Thier is no Dog
#15 - 2013-07-25 23:37:25 UTC
Bloody Slave wrote:
Noddy Comet wrote:
Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's



I feel someone can't read past the tittle. Lol


Someone can read titles just fine.

The fact that you are trying to juxtapose a 'wow-esque" call for arms of someone spamming local to get more people to run something hard in EvE was countered by an equally stupid wow-ish comment of "If you noobs can't handle X.. back to Y"

Sorry I forgot to add the 'L2P' though..

[i]"The biggest problem with quotes on the Internet, is that just because it's on the Internet too many believe them to be real" -[/i]Abraham Lincoln's "Berlin Wall" speech at the 1984 Winter Olympics.
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
#16 - 2013-07-25 23:51:31 UTC
Noddy Comet wrote:
Bloody Slave wrote:
Noddy Comet wrote:
Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's



I feel someone can't read past the tittle. Lol


Someone can read titles just fine.

The fact that you are trying to juxtapose a 'wow-esque" call for arms of someone spamming local to get more people to run something hard in EvE was countered by an equally stupid wow-ish comment of "If you noobs can't handle X.. back to Y"

Sorry I forgot to add the 'L2P' though..


Pretty sure those are Eve phrases.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-07-25 23:53:43 UTC
Bloody Slave wrote:
Fail post is fail, lets see, shall we?



All seen and agreed, fail post is fail.

+1

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-07-26 00:12:27 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Bloody Slave wrote:
Fail post is fail, lets see, shall we?



All seen and agreed, fail post is fail.

+1


Oh, thank you, so cute.

Now bring the other Alts, move on.Bear

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-07-26 00:16:49 UTC
Noddy Comet wrote:
Bloody Slave wrote:
Noddy Comet wrote:
Noobs.. if you can't solo Angel Extravaganza L4 go back to running lvl 1's



I feel someone can't read past the tittle. Lol


Someone can read titles just fine.

The fact that you are trying to juxtapose a 'wow-esque" call for arms of someone spamming local to get more people to run something hard in EvE was countered by an equally stupid wow-ish comment of "If you noobs can't handle X.. back to Y"

Sorry I forgot to add the 'L2P' though..



Oh, ok, haha, but that really happens in EVE for a long time, I mean, the comment of noobs that can't handle something. Lol

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#20 - 2013-07-26 00:56:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Setaceous
Well, at least they're trying to group up instead of dying repeatedly and then calling for nerfs so they can solo everything.

P

EDIT: not directed at anyone in particular, just a MMO generalisation ;)
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