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There's a corp that makes you write a 3 page essay on pvp to get in?

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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#1 - 2013-07-25 16:44:18 UTC
Is it true?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-07-25 16:46:45 UTC
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-07-25 16:49:00 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
Is it true?


Probably. Didn't you know Eve was srs bzns?

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-07-25 16:49:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.



Hey!

Just because i could only find a plastic bag was no reason not to let me join! Sad

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Kalishka Askulf
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-07-25 16:49:45 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.



I want to see the video of you completing your own initiation Big smile

Come on, let's see the Youtube link Twisted

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Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#6 - 2013-07-25 16:50:02 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.


If only I could hop on one leg Sad
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-07-25 16:52:01 UTC
I only had to follow through a 10 step process to join my corp!

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De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-07-25 16:52:07 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.


There actually was a video of that - then the NSA...well, let's just say that poor chap isn't eligible to play MMOs at the moment.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#9 - 2013-07-25 16:52:49 UTC
I make applicants bring us a shrubbery!

Issler
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-07-25 16:53:03 UTC
I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
Darvaleth Sigma
Imperial Security Hegemony
#11 - 2013-07-25 16:54:08 UTC
It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown...

Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.

Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#12 - 2013-07-25 16:54:17 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.



So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads.

Was wondering, that.


☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Matari Akiga
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-07-25 16:54:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Matari Akiga
This link seems appropriate right now

Eve Recruitment

It is true, apart from the butter bit that is normally walrus blubber the smell destroys the mind so much better.

CCP dont need to change everything to suit your play style.

Improvise, adapt and overcome!
Jezza McWaffle
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#14 - 2013-07-25 16:55:36 UTC
Darvaleth Sigma wrote:
It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown...


Agreed. I love writing word docs. Heck in my free time you can find me in Word or Excel Big smile

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Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#15 - 2013-07-25 16:57:53 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.



So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads.

Was wondering, that.




Reported for having a +6 perception implant Lol

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Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#16 - 2013-07-25 16:58:36 UTC
That's probably James 315's corp you've heard rumors of.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#17 - 2013-07-25 17:14:33 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.

Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.


This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join...

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2013-07-25 17:18:13 UTC
is it called eve university? it seems to makes sense Straight

RIP Iron Lady
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2013-07-25 17:27:10 UTC
War Kitten wrote:


This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join...


No seal bark and no chicken in a bag. No application accepted.

Rules is rules.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Kalishka Askulf
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-07-25 17:27:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Kalishka Askulf
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
[quote=War Kitten]

This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join...

I swear that's a body stashed away in the back round Shocked

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